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Reasons why FFtoday should have T-Shirts 4 Sale

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1 - Edjr is about to eclipse the impossible loser status at 60k posts. Honestly, this is one of the most prolific feats in all of internet posting. Not even 20 year old college geeks have visited porn sites 60 THOUSAND TIMES.

 

2 - most of us have live drafts - what a great way to advertise

 

3 - because they are so cool and stylish - who wouldn't want one?

 

 

 

ON THE FRONT

 

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FFtoday #37301

 

The back of the shirt would be so freakin cool

 

 

The shirt would be a dry fit, not an ol' fashion cotton t-shirt. Two options - either a generic fftoday dry fit. Or a personalized shirt with name and number on the front, and badazzs design on the back. Either way, they both would be awesome.

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Could I get something in a light blue mesh tanktop? Preferably FFTazzled.

Size Smedium

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Could I get something in a light blue mesh tanktop? Preferably FFTazzled.

Size Smedium

 

 

I'm sure Mike could bedazzle fftazzle a few rhinestones in a heart shape for you!

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anything available in zubaz or a unitard?

 

 

no unitard, but we could fit you for a tight fitting spandex bottom to match your heart fftazzled top :shocking:

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I would definitely buy one or two. Reason #2

 

2. We are responsible for the Amy Michelson story.

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I would definitely buy one or two. Reason #2

 

2. We are responsible for the Amy Michelson story.

 

What is this 'we' thing, white man? -apu

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No thanks, I already have one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you losers can't win one you don't deserve one :(

 

 

I've offered to sell mine many times and no one has evah made an offer.

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#4.) Sales from the t-shirts could be used to breed our own FFToday hamsters to keep this place up and running. When one dies, we don't have to wait for 3 days for Mike to go to the pet store to buy another to put on the wheel. He'd have them on site!

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There is something to this......

 

 

You could order specialized ones if you were on an IBL team, or participate in an FFT-based league....the back could be your FFT "resume"......

 

Mike, if you are reading this, I think you should consider it.....JMHO.....I might buy one if the price wasn't too crazy.... :unsure:

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The shirt needs to be a tribute to Travis Henry!!! :unsure: :mellow: He is synonomous with FFT!!! :cheers:

 

 

No, No, No.

 

Front:

 

FFToday

 

Back:

 

Can Size :mad:

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No, No, No.

 

Front:

 

FFToday

 

Back:

 

Can Size :mellow:

 

Drobeksi 32D

 

gettinhuge 34DD

 

bigtraine 36DD

 

:unsure:

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No, No, No.

 

Front:

 

FFToday

 

Back:

 

Can Size :mellow:

 

 

LENGTH - 9 INCHES :unsure:

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No thanks, I already have one.

If you losers can't win one you don't deserve one :wave:

I've offered to sell mine many times and no one has evah made an offer.

I won one also, but Mike never gave it to me

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I won one also, but Mike never gave it to me

You have to wait for it. I believe it took him like six months after a draft contest to get around to sending me mine. :rolleyes:

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There is something to this......

You could order specialized ones if you were on an IBL team, or participate in an FFT-based league....the back could be your FFT "resume"......

 

Mike, if you are reading this, I think you should consider it.....JMHO.....I might buy one if the price wasn't too crazy.... :rolleyes:

Which one of you Focktards on FFToday's IBL team would wear a shirt admitting you suck?

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Which one of you Focktards on FFToday's IBL team would wear a shirt admitting you suck?

 

 

It would include the championships we won..... :rolleyes:

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The problem with my FFtoday shirt is it takes like 5 to 10 minutes to load it into the washing machine. :rolleyes:

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i would love an fft-shirt.

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No, No, No.

 

Front:

 

FFToday

 

Back:

 

Can Size :unsure:

 

 

Mike needs to send Amy Mickelson one of these shirts, stat. :rolleyes:

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How about a picture of Bigtraine on the front with a caption that reads..."fock you, I post on FFT..."

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The problem with my FFtoday shirt is it takes like 5 to 10 minutes to load it into the washing machine

 

 

#4.) Sales from the t-shirts could be used to breed our own FFToday hamsters to keep this place up and running. When one dies, we don't have to wait for 3 days for Mike to go to the pet store to buy another to put on the wheel. He'd have them on site!

 

 

:thumbsup:

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You have to wait for it. I believe it took him like six months after a draft contest to get around to sending me mine. :mad:

It's been well over a year, he even pretended he was going to give it to me, and I emailed him my address

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I've got one after finishing in the top 10 of the draft contest a few years ago. I had to email Mike 2 or 3 times and finally got an answer and my shirt. I've only worn it like three times. The concept is cool but the quality of the shirt could be just a little better as it doesn't fit the best. Not bad at all though.

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It's been well over a year, he even pretended he was going to give it to me, and I emailed him my address

:music_guitarred:

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It's been well over a year, he even pretended he was going to give it to me, and I emailed him my address

I'd start a jihad of one on his e-mail addy. Thats focking lame that you won one and he's to :cmh: to send you one. :headbanger:

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:headbanger:

 

Best evah alias :thumbsdown:

 

<--- been watching Aqua Teen recently

 

Focking Rustor

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I'd start a jihad of one on his e-mail addy. Thats focking lame that you won one and he's to :cmh: to send you one. :headbanger:

If you believe anything that Swirve says, then YOU are the lame one :lol:

 

You already knew that, though...Right? :thumbsdown:

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I want mine monogrammed!

 

 

 

I don't want to be wearing my FFToday shirt and some stranger ask... "Dude, FFToday!?! Holy crap, me too!!! Which geek are you? You're not.. 'SUXBNME', are you.?.?" :doublethumbsup:

 

 

:overhead:

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Mike,

 

Seriously is there a reason you don't ever have shirts for sale? I'd buy one. You should do a run once a year and sell them. Maybe even a different design each year. I'd bet you'd make a little money on it, and you'd get free advertising. If each of us wore it to our draft parties you'd get a lot of new members.

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Mike,

 

Seriously is there a reason you don't ever have shirts for sale? I'd buy one. You should do a run once a year and sell them. Maybe even a different design each year. I'd bet you'd make a little money on it, and you'd get free advertising. If each of us wore it to our draft parties you'd get a lot of new members.

 

 

Mike, may I answer this for you?

 

 

[Mikefftoday] You're joking right? Like I would want a bunch of juvenile delinquent asshats like you representing MY web page? :rolleyes: [/Mikefftoday]

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Mike, may I answer this for you?

[Mikefftoday] You're joking right? Like I would want a bunch of juvenile delinquent asshats like you representing MY web page? :headbanger: [/Mikefftoday]

 

:rolleyes:

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Mike, may I answer this for you?

[Mikefftoday] You're joking right? Like I would want a bunch of juvenile delinquent asshats like you representing MY web page? :rolleyes: [/Mikefftoday]

 

I wouldn't be "representing" his webpage any more than I represent Strumey's poker site just because I still wear all the crap he gave me at the WSOP.

 

:headbanger:

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