RLLD 3,560 Posted May 12, 2010 1. Pour Some Sugar 2. Girls, Girls, Girls 3. Dirty Diana 4. Butterfly Kisses 5. Super Freak Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted May 12, 2010 Whatever your wife puts on has worked for me [so far]. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,560 Posted May 12, 2010 Whatever your wife puts on has worked for me [so far]. If you got her that far why didn't you just keep her for chrissakes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,087 Posted May 12, 2010 The one's you mentioned make sense, but they are not the best for a dance. The answer is whatever the strippers favorite song is at the time. They will roll their eyes, be methodical, and lame during songs you mentioned as they hear them 10 times a night. When THEIR favorite song comes on they really get into it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,560 Posted May 12, 2010 The one's you mentioned make sense, but they are not the best for a dance. The answer is whatever the strippers favorite song is at the time. They will roll their eyes, be methodical, and lame during songs you mentioned as they hear them 10 times a night. When THEIR favorite song comes on they really get into it. Of those who "got into it" which songs proved to be the best? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,087 Posted May 12, 2010 Of those who "got into it" which songs proved to be the best? I have no idea, I wasn't paying attention to the music. But seriously, I love the strippers who get all wild to the techno music, start thrusting their pelvis in my face. I wanna hurt when its over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,958 Posted May 12, 2010 Songs that last ten minutes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted May 12, 2010 If you got her that far why didn't you just keep her for chrissakes? She said you were only gone for the weekend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,087 Posted May 12, 2010 So whats the story here, you calling over a stripper to the house and trying to ge the ipod loaded? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tubby_mcgee 691 Posted May 12, 2010 When THEIR favorite song comes on they really get into it. No....no...that's not it. When a stripper really gets into it, it's because she's $tarting to like you for who you are and she thinks your hot and secretly wants to take you home with her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,087 Posted May 12, 2010 Nine Inch Nails - Closer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,740 Posted May 12, 2010 Nine Inch Nails - Closer GMTI Exactly what I was going to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fenster 6 Posted May 12, 2010 The Barney Theme Song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted May 12, 2010 N.E.R.D.-Lapdance (great song too) Puscifer-Rev. 22:20 David Banner-Play Pretty Ricky-Grind on Me Dunno about strippers, but girlfriends/hookups love them. And i'd be surprised if at least one of them doesn't end up stripping, so it's a valid list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,740 Posted May 12, 2010 The Barney Theme Song. Barney Frank has his own theme song? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,087 Posted May 12, 2010 N.E.R.D.-Lapdance (great song too) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brown Eyed Girl 1 Posted May 12, 2010 'You Can Leave Your Hat On' - by Joe Cocker. Worked for my BF. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,363 Posted May 12, 2010 'You Can Leave Your Hat On' - by Joe Cocker.Worked for my BF. Who are you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaChup 158 Posted May 13, 2010 You Dropped A Bomb On Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CantTouchThis 23 Posted May 13, 2010 It took 22 replies to say this.......... Also i wouldn't know really, never been to strip club, but this was always the song on San Andreas when i went into a strip club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted May 13, 2010 The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying................ Back in the day when I would visit these places on the road - Blind Melons "No Rain" was nicknamed the boobie song as it seemed to always be played when I was "getting mine" :boing: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted May 13, 2010 The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying................ Said her name was Bambi. I said well that's a coincidence, darlin'. I was just thinkin' of skinnin' you like a deer. Focking love the Bloodhound Gang. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted May 13, 2010 Focking love the Bloodhound Gang. Good taste ME_####'s Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted May 13, 2010 Good taste ME_####'s Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,560 Posted May 13, 2010 'You Can Leave Your Hat On' - by Joe Cocker.Worked for my BF. Reeeeee-he-heeeeeellllyy.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,171 Posted May 13, 2010 Also i wouldn't know really, never been to strip club, but this was always the song on San Andreas when i went into a strip club. Saddest post ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,171 Posted May 13, 2010 1. Seek and Destroy 2. This is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was they'll go on singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was they'll go on singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was they'll go on singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was they'll go on singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was they'll go on singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was they'll go on singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was they'll go on singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was they'll go on singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was they'll go on singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was they'll go on singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was they'll go on singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was they'll go on singing it forever just because...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted May 13, 2010 Saddest post ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted May 13, 2010 I'd have to go with "Everybody Hurts" from R.E.M. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted May 13, 2010 I'd have to go with "Everybody Hurts" from R.E.M. I prefer that song alone...when I'm lubing up my wang with mah own tears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,584 Posted May 13, 2010 Saddest post ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 315 Posted May 13, 2010 Best song for a lapdance? seriously? who gives a fock what song is on. it ain't like it's Stairway To Heaven as last song at the junior high dance. are we really having some emotional/date connection with the stripper dry humping us? so you leave the nudie bar and a week later hear the radio playing "our song" and think about her? I've never considered what song for a lap dance... only how much$$ for a lap dance. EDIT: But OK, OK, I'll play: Hot for Teacher Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,560 Posted May 13, 2010 EDIT:But OK, OK, I'll play: Hot for Teacher Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 315 Posted May 13, 2010 FOCK! now I'm thinking about great lapdance songs. Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming around Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart And I need you now tonight And I need you more than ever And if you'll only hold me tight We'll be holding on forever And we'll only be making it right Cause we'll never be wrong together We can take it to the end of the line Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks I really need you tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Once upon a time I was falling in love But now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart Once upon a time there was light in my life But now there's only love in the dark Nothing I can say A total eclipse of the heart Turnaround bright eyes Turnaround bright eyes Turnaround, every now and then I know you'll never be the boy you always you wanted to be Turnaround, every now and then I know you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am Turnaround, every now and then I know there's no one in the universe as magical and wonderous as you Turnaround, every now and then I know there's nothing any better and there's nothing I just wouldn't do Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart And I need you now tonight And I need you more than ever And if you'll only hold me tight We'll be holding on forever And we'll only be making it right Cause we'll never be wrong together We can take it to the end of the line Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks I really need you tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Once upon a time I was falling in love But now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart Once upon a time there was light in my life But now there's only love in the dark Nothing I can say A total eclipse of the heart you know there's some back-9 stripper MILF that'd give you a show and a half to this one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
