jocstrap 8 Posted September 21, 2011 #1 - have you ever done IT in a limo - - NO for me but an Airplane and a Limo are on the to do list. I have elevator, ocean, and top of the empire state building checked off But a limo is really a place i want to do it. #2 - say another couple is meeting us in a place like Vegas (for our 15 year anniversary) - - we rent a limo - - could you do it with your wife at the same time they are doing it - call it a simultaneous double doingit. I don't know if I could pull the trigger and have the guts. My wifey says yes, my best friend since we were 9 years old and his wifey say yes - it's up to me... How could I say no? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted September 21, 2011 #1 - have you ever done IT in a limo - - NO for me but an Airplane and a Limo are on the to do list. I have elevator, ocean, and top of the empire state building checked off But a limo is really a place i want to do it. #2 - say another couple is meeting us in a place like Vegas (for our 15 year anniversary) - - we rent a limo - - could you do it with your wife at the same time they are doing it - call it a simultaneous double doingit. I don't know if I could pull the trigger and have the guts. My wifey says yes, my best friend since we were 9 years old and his wifey say yes - it's up to me... How could I say no? You can't. Don't forget the video camera. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted September 21, 2011 You can't. Don't forget the video camera. cumming from a man that's never done it - thanks - you know I love you man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,315 Posted September 21, 2011 A tip- Don't drain the entire bar of it's contents and don't let your lady use the didvider glass as a backstop for her high heeled shoes. Bang in the back of the limo, not the front. Also, give the driver his tip before you start banging if you do it while the limo is parked. If it's moving, nobody will know the difference. Tip accordingly either way. If you leave panties, you can reduce the tip size. Drivers of any kind are sick fawkers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeshushu 51 Posted September 21, 2011 I was hoping this was going to be an alcoholic beverage recipe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco breath 424 Posted September 21, 2011 why did the blond buy a convertable? she needed more leg room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,083 Posted September 21, 2011 #1 - have you ever done IT in a limo - - NO for me but an Airplane and a Limo are on the to do list. I have elevator, ocean, and top of the empire state building checked off But a limo is really a place i want to do it. #2 - say another couple is meeting us in a place like Vegas (for our 15 year anniversary) - - we rent a limo - - could you do it with your wife at the same time they are doing it - call it a simultaneous double doingit. I don't know if I could pull the trigger and have the guts. My wifey says yes, my best friend since we were 9 years old and his wifey say yes - it's up to me... How could I say no? Let me get this straight. Your wife is up for it. Your best friend since 9 is up for it. His wife is up for it. It is up to you. Lets guess wich of these three have been focking around with out the other knowing it. Look on the bright side buddy, at least they are willing to let you in on the fun now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,659 Posted September 21, 2011 #2 - say another couple is meeting us in a place like Vegas (for our 15 year anniversary) - - we rent a limo - - could you do it with your wife at the same time they are doing it - call it a simultaneous double doingit. I don't know if I could pull the trigger and have the guts. My wifey says yes, my best friend since we were 9 years old and his wifey say yes - it's up to me... Is the best friend's wifey bangable? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted September 21, 2011 Is the best friend's wifey bangable? That is really the only question here. Is there some swapping that is going to happen or are we just talking a little modified exhibitionism? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted September 21, 2011 The way these things go is: - This first time there will be no swapping. Everyone will be a bit self conscious, but you'll have your fun and get a sneak peak and your buddy's wife in action. - Next week, your buddy will say "I was talking with the wife. We had a ton of fun and she wants to do it again. She may even be ok with some mixing it up. What do you think?" - Then the 2nd time will happen and you'll get to make out a little with your buddy's wife and feel her boobs, but you'll be stuck banging your own wife. - Then the 3rd time, you will be with his wife the whole time, and he'll be with your wife the whole time. You'll only return to your wife for the final act. :banana: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shovelheadt 68 Posted September 21, 2011 Why do I see a friendly fire incident in your future? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted September 21, 2011 The way these things go is: - This first time there will be no swapping. Everyone will be a bit self conscious, but you'll have your fun and get a sneak peak and your buddy's wife in action. - Next week, your buddy will say "I was talking with the wife. We had a ton of fun and she wants to do it again. She may even be ok with some mixing it up. What do you think?" - Then the 2nd time will happen and you'll get to make out a little with your buddy's wife and feel her boobs, but you'll be stuck banging your own wife. - Then the 3rd time, you bee with his wife the whole time, and he'll be with your wife the whole time. You'll only return to your wife for the final act. :banana: By the 4th time, he will be blowing his buddy. Isn't this extrapolation how they made marijuana a gateway drug? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,659 Posted September 21, 2011 The way these things go is: - This first time there will be no swapping. Everyone will be a bit self conscious, but you'll have your fun and get a sneak peak and your buddy's wife in action. - Next week, your buddy will say "I was talking with the wife. We had a ton of fun and she wants to do it again. She may even be ok with some mixing it up. What do you think?" - Then the 2nd time will happen and you'll get to make out a little with your buddy's wife and feel her boobs, but you'll be stuck banging your own wife. - Then the 3rd time, you bee with his wife the whole time, and he'll be with your wife the whole time. You'll only return to your wife for the final act. :banana: Sometimes you get to bang the other wife right out of the gate....I heard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted September 21, 2011 Sometimes you get to blow the other guy right out of the gate....I heard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,659 Posted September 21, 2011 I see what you did there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckStupid 40 Posted September 21, 2011 I see what you did there, and it happened all the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,143 Posted September 21, 2011 Just clean up after your damb selves.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted September 21, 2011 I watched two chicks make out in a limo once. Does that count? If memory serves one of them did a line of coke off the other ones t!ts, and then one of them shouted, "Im gonna die if a girl doesnt kiss me NOW!" And then it was on. One was a HAWT bi-sexual stripper who was married to a friend of mine, and the other was a cute chick looking to get into lesbianism. I dont remember why we were in the limo, but im pretty sure i was just there to be "muscle". I think we just rode around Columbia one night instead of going to the strip club. We made some stops here and there, and i knew better than to ask what we were doing. There were more people in the limo.....another chick who might have been the cute girls sister, and another big dude...maybe a coworker or something. Memory is kind of swiss cheesy today. I watched two girls make out on a charter bus once too, but that is another story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,675 Posted September 21, 2011 I don't care about this. Does your son still fart in your daughters face? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 21, 2011 be sure to deleiver the "money shot" on the glass partition between the driver and you. Kind of like leaving your "zoro" mark in the wall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted September 21, 2011 Let me get this straight. Your wife is up for it. Your best friend since 9 is up for it. His wife is up for it. It is up to you. Lets guess wich of these three have been focking around with out the other knowing it. Look on the bright side buddy, at least they are willing to let you in on the fun now. Nice try - they live in Oklahoma, we live in Alabama - - we haven't seen them since their wedding 7 years ago. Oh, no doubt they would swap though - it's just not for me SORRY KUTULU Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted September 21, 2011 Just clean up after your damb selves.... isn't that why you get the big tips? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted September 21, 2011 I don't care about this. Does your son still fart in your daughters face? nice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,659 Posted September 21, 2011 SORRY KUTULU :middlefinger: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted September 21, 2011 Oh, no doubt they would swap though - it's just not for me So your buddy's wife is fat. Got it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted September 21, 2011 cumming from a man that's never done it - thanks - you know I love you man Hey, i remember seeing that pic of your wife. She is focking hot as hell. ETA: I use to get laid all the time. From the time I was 15 till I got married I never went more than a week without some sex. Usually I got laid everyday. Always had a steady girlfriend. Now, i am just some disabled loser with nothing to offer, so i will never get laid again for the rest of my life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted September 21, 2011 So your buddy's wife is fat. Got it. HA. Compared to joc's wife, all women suffer from comparison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted September 22, 2011 You can't. Don't forget the video camera. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted September 22, 2011 Hey, i remember seeing that pic of your wife. She is focking hot as hell. ETA: I use to get laid all the time. From the time I was 15 till I got married I never went more than a week without some sex. Usually I got laid everyday. Always had a steady girlfriend. Now, i am just some disabled loser with nothing to offer, so i will never get laid again for the rest of my life. Pep me up talk...there's always somebody out there for you! If not, there's always Vegas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,057 Posted September 22, 2011 Why not give it a shot? Worse case scenario is things end up being kind of awkward between the two couples, but that is unlikely so long as you all consume copious amounts of alcohol. And even if things are awkward, who cares, you said yourself you only see them every seven years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted September 22, 2011 Pep me up talk...there's always somebody out there for you! If not, there's always Vegas :pointstosky: I would do it in Vegas in a heartbeat, literally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted September 22, 2011 Why not give it a shot? Worse case scenario is things end up being kind of awkward between the two couples, but that is unlikely so long as you all consume copious amounts of alcohol. And even if things are awkward, who cares, you said yourself you only see them every seven years. wow - you bring up a valid point - - maybe.................. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
