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What was the best vacation you ever went on? What made it so great. Please try to answer with more than one sentence, thanks. :thumbsup:

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Please fix the link so we can verify the Shania Twain comparison. TIA. :)

I wasn't sure how to post pictures to this site so I used someone else's photobucket account. If the link is not working I cannot fix it.

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bald, strip, bush,?

grannies, bikini, thongs, none?

Strip, unless I'm trying to tidy things up myself and end up taking too much off, then none.

 

Uusally commando, unless I'm wearing a skirt or dress.

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Have you ever been to Iowa? Enough said.

Is the biggest con that it's boring?

 

Have you seen a Muscatine summer sunset? Mark Twain said this about them:

 

And I remember Muscatine—still more pleasantly—for its summer sunsets. I have never seen any, on either side of the ocean, that equaled them. They used the broad smooth river as a canvas, and painted on it every imaginable dream of color, from the mottled daintinesses and delicacies of the opal, all the way up, through cumulative intensities, to blinding purple and crimson conflagrations which were enchanting to the eye, but sharply tried it at the same time. All the Upper Mississippi region has these extraordinary sunsets as a familiar spectacle. It is the true Sunset Land: I am sure no other country can show so good a right to the name. The sunrises are also said to be exceedingly fine. I do not know.

 

What are your favorite interior decor schemes to work with?

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I wasn't sure how to post pictures to this site so I used someone else's photobucket account. If the link is not working I cannot fix it.

It was GettnHuge's account. The picture was all grainy...or something...due to a special effect.

 

 

 

 

But she wasn't unattractive. :banana:

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What was the best vacation you ever went on? What made it so great. Please try to answer with more than one sentence, thanks. :thumbsup:

I think my favorite vacation was when I was a kid. We packed up the car and drove all the way from Iowa to California, stopping at all the touristy places. The four corners, the Grand Canyon, things like that. We made a layover in Flagstaff to spend some time with my step Dad's family before heading up to San Fransisco where we went to Fisherman's Warf. Then it was on to Disneyland for a couple of days before finishing up in San Diego at SeaWorld and some drive-thru wildlife park. I was 8 at the time and it was the first time I had been outside of Iowa, aside from visiting my Aunt in Denver, so as you can imagine it was very exciting. There is nothing like the wonder of experiencing things when you are a kid.

 

Sorry, if my answers seem short, I'm more of a sarcastic one-liner kind of chick. Also, I don't think I've ever been bombarded with this many personal questions ever in my life.

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Is the biggest con that it's boring?

 

Have you seen a Muscatine summer sunset? Mark Twain said this about them:

 

 

 

What are your favorite interior decor schemes to work with?

 

Yeah, I joke... but it was nice place to grow up. My biggest complaint would be the general small-mindedness and lack of culture. I wouldn't necessarily blame it on the people, but the lack thereof.

 

I think a sunset or sunrise is beautiful no matter where you happen to be. But something about watching the sun set over the ocean is particularly breathtaking to me.

 

Art nouveau.

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But something about watching the sun set over the ocean is particularly breathtaking to me.

:thumbsup:

 

Worst miscommunication you've had with a client?

 

Denzel Washington...hot or not?

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:thumbsup:

 

Worst miscommunication you've had with a client?

 

Denzel Washington...hot or not?

Not really a miscommunication, but a couple of years ago I had this guy that I met at a friends party, call me up and ask me to redo his kitchen. It turned out he had some "designs" of his own.

 

Not hot. His movies are ok, though.

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So you look like Shania Twain and you have eraser tip nipples?

 

And she swallows, goes commando, and rocks either a strip or bald. And she would lez it up with Kate Beckensale. :wub:

 

I think I have a new entry in the spank bank.

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Favorite joke?

I never remember jokes for some reason.

 

But I've always found this funny.

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I think my favorite vacation was when I was a kid. We packed up the car and drove all the way from Iowa to California, stopping at all the touristy places. The four corners, the Grand Canyon, things like that. We made a layover in Flagstaff to spend some time with my step Dad's family before heading up to San Fransisco where we went to Fisherman's Warf. Then it was on to Disneyland for a couple of days before finishing up in San Diego at SeaWorld and some drive-thru wildlife park. I was 8 at the time and it was the first time I had been outside of Iowa, aside from visiting my Aunt in Denver, so as you can imagine it was very exciting. There is nothing like the wonder of experiencing things when you are a kid.

 

Sorry, if my answers seem short, I'm more of a sarcastic one-liner kind of chick. Also, I don't think I've ever been bombarded with this many personal questions ever in my life.

Was you mother married to Chevy Chase during this trip?

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Ever go down to the Beach Cities in Orange County (San Clemente, Dana Point, Newport, Laguna, Huntington Beach)? If yes, where do you go? :bandana:

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Ever go down to the Beach Cities in Orange County (San Clemente, Dana Point, Newport, Laguna, Huntington Beach)? If yes, where do you go? :bandana:

I get down to the O.C. on occasion. I've been out to Balboa Island and spent the day rollerblading and exploring the shops. I also like Fashion Island in Newport Beach, it's one of my favorite malls. I've been know to drive down there just to shop.

 

Edit: I almost forgot... I went to Pageant of the Masters in Laguna one year.

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I get down to the O.C. on occasion. I've been out to Balboa Island and spent the day rollerblading and exploring the shops. I also like Fashion Island in Newport Beach, it's one of my favorite malls. I've been know to drive down there just to shop.

 

Edit: I almost forgot... I went to Pageant of the Masters in Laguna one year.

 

Coolio. Balboa has some 1100 square foot shacks that were worth millions the last time I looked. Also some custom homes that are just unreal. I never went to the Pageant, but there was a locals (only) art fair that runs the same time of year across the street called the Sawdust Festival that I used to enjoy.

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Coolio. Balboa has some 1100 square foot shacks that were worth millions the last time I looked. Also some custom homes that are just unreal. I never went to the Pageant, but there was a locals (only) art fair that runs the same time of year across the street called the Sawdust Festival that I used to enjoy.

Do you live in Orange County?

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Do you live in Orange County?

 

I did for 26 years. At the beach in San Clemente for 18 years. I played in a bar band at places like the Wind and Sea in Dana Point Harbor and the Laguna Canyon Bar and Grill. Had a lot of fun. Worked for Surfer Magazine and Thomas Bros. Maps.

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What kind of wine do you like?

 

Favorite cereal?

For reds, Bordeaux. For whites, Viognier.

 

I haven't had cereal since I was a kid... but I used to like Lucky Charns.

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Worst bet you ever lost? Money or whatever?

 

Best hangover?

 

When you die, would you like to see your life day by day fom birth to death from another persons point of view on a DVD of how you lived it and why? And who would be the person from their perspective that watched you and recorded you that you'd want to do it?

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Could you name three of your favorite authors and what book you've most recently read?

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