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What is the one thing you've pissed on that you shouldn't have but made you smile? And if it's a gas tank, how good was you aim and was the job done?

 

A golf ball and a garden hose meet you for coffee....Are both your friends or foes?

 

Complete this sentence...... If you want to get into a cucumber war on two continents, you better have ________________________________!

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Who is your favorite contestant on Storage Wars?

 

In five sentences or more, please give your thoughts on this:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=TiPpG5Nk6X8&ob=av3e

 

What is a Storage War?

 

:wacko:

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I'm getting sleepy... Worms & Bunny, I will get to your questions in the morning.

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This is my first ask me anything question to anyone. Tell me about your current relationship. How long together the sex the etc

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Which geeks have you met in person?

 

Favorite Concert you've ever attended.

 

Dinner for you and three others...anyone in history. Who are you dining with and where are you eating?

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What famous person do people tell you that you look like?

 

If you had to have sex with one of the male Geeks, who would it be? (I knew that you would pick one of the "girls" if I did not put that qualifier in)

 

Spit, swallow or just wear it?

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On a scale of 1-5, how racist are you?

1 being Mother Teresa, 5 Hitler

 

 

What is the other site you and Nikki frequent?

 

 

What U.S. coin would best describe your nipple size?

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What U.S. coin would best describe your nipple size?

 

Silver dollar.........................pancake.

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Favorite classic band?

 

Favorite sex position?

 

Greatest professional sports moment you witnessed in person?

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Did you ever resolve the problem with the neighbor's girlfriend parking in front of your driveway? If so how? Did you actually go through with the sabotage plan?

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Is it a. More Difficult, b. No More or Less Difficult, or c. Less Difficult to convince people you're a chick in real life than it is to convince them of this on a football message board?

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Ever been married?

 

Have any kids?

 

If not, why?

No and no. Not that I've never been asked. I'm just not a huge fan of marriage... The romantic in me likes the idea of a soul mate, 'the one", etc., but the realist in me knows you can have more than one great love in a lifetime. Now a therapist might say it has something to do with losing my boyfriend, whom I was madly in love with, in the car crash when I was 19... Either way, I don't think marriage is for me.

 

Kids... What can I say? I think they're great for an hour or two, but I like them better when they go home with their parents. So no, I doubt I'll end up doing the kid thing.

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Now a therapist might say it has something to do with losing my boyfriend, whom I was madly in love with, in the car crash when I was 19... Either way, I don't think marriage is for me.

No kids, not married - lost an identical one in a car crash when she was 19. My therapist (at the time) was convinced this was it too.

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Do you like it in the ass ?

 

Absolutely.... positively....

 

 

 

 

 

NOT!

 

 

Is this from actual experience or are you just assuming you don't like it?

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What is the one thing you've pissed on that you shouldn't have but made you smile? And if it's a gas tank, how good was you aim and was the job done?

 

A golf ball and a garden hose meet you for coffee....Are both your friends or foes?

 

Complete this sentence...... If you want to get into a cucumber war on two continents, you better have ________________________________!

I'm a girl, so we don't generally go around pissing on things. When we try, we usually just end up getting our shoes wet. So yeah, I'd have to say shoes.

 

That depends... was it regular or decaf?

 

IDK... vinegar? :dunno:

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This is my first ask me anything question to anyone. Tell me about your current relationship. How long together the sex the etc

I'm flattered I'm your first...

 

I've been with the current BF for 5+ yrs now... and he's a really good guy. Except for the bedroom... and you already know more about that than you should.

 

Moving on...

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Which geeks have you met in person?

 

Favorite Concert you've ever attended.

 

Dinner for you and three others...anyone in history. Who are you dining with and where are you eating?

 

I haven't met any geeks yet in person. But I would definitely have a beer with most of you. :cheers:

 

It's a tie between Dave Mathews and U2.

 

Hmmm... As twisted as this may sound, I'd like to meet Hitler and Stephen King. The other person would have to be my Grandmother- I really miss her since she died. We'd get room service from The Bel Air Hotel, I really like their bungalows.

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Name 4 athletes.

 

Have you ever found pubes in your teeth?

 

When was the last time you were spanked?

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Favorite bourbon

Favorite beer

Go to meal when cooking

Would you rather watch NFL football with friends or go shopping

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What famous person do people tell you that you look like?

 

If you had to have sex with one of the male Geeks, who would it be? (I knew that you would pick one of the "girls" if I did not put that qualifier in)

 

Spit, swallow or just wear it?

 

I get Shania Twain a lot. Also, people my mother's age tend to say Rachel Welsh from the 60's.

 

 

The PC answer would be one of the unmarried geeks, so Sux comes to mind. The fun answer would be Shots, Bunny or NV.

 

Swallow, unless it's in my hair, then wear it. :D

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In you're guesstimation, how many fingers would you say your bagina is dialated ?

:wacko:

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On a scale of 1-5, how racist are you?

1 being Mother Teresa, 5 Hitler

 

 

What is the other site you and Nikki frequent?

 

 

What U.S. coin would best describe your nipple size?

 

2 maybe 2.5

 

 

Harper's Globe, it was the companion website to the tv show Harper's Island.

 

There isn't a coin small enough for nipple size. I'd go with pencil erasers.

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Favorite classic band?

 

Favorite sex position?

 

Greatest professional sports moment you witnessed in person?

 

I could never pick a favorite.

 

It kinda depends on the guy.

 

I was at the Laker's game when Kobe scored 81 points.

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number of secks partners over the MANY years??

It's not like I made a list... :dunno:

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Can size? :dunno:

32 C

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Did you ever resolve the problem with the neighbor's girlfriend parking in front of your driveway? If so how? Did you actually go through with the sabotage plan?

You can read all about it here

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Is it a. More Difficult, b. No More or Less Difficult, or c. Less Difficult to convince people you're a chick in real life than it is to convince them of this on a football message board?

C

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Current city and state?

Los Angeles, CA

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Is this from actual experience or are you just assuming you don't like it?

a little of both. Tried twice (just the tip) was enough to "ass"ume I didn't like it.

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2 maybe 2.5

 

 

Harper's Globe, it was the companion website to the tv show Harper's Island.

 

There isn't a coin small enough for nipple size. I'd go with pencil erasers.

I believe he was referring to areola circumference.

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There isn't a coin small enough for nipple size. I'd go with pencil erasers.

I think he may have meant your ariolas. Now reanswer please. :banana:

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