OldMaid 2,135 Posted January 25, 2012 Would you go Lesbian for Kate Beckinsale? How you answer may determine if I like you or not. Well, maybe not full on lesbian, but I'd definitely have a one nighter with her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted January 25, 2012 I believe he was referring to areola circumference. Ever been to Yap? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted January 25, 2012 Toilet Paper: Over or Under the roll? Over Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,374 Posted January 25, 2012 I think he may have meant your ariolas. Now reanswer please. Just nipped you on that one, good sir. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted January 25, 2012 I have to step out for awhile to run some errands. I will be back shortly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted January 25, 2012 Old Maid. Wait. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,598 Posted January 25, 2012 Favorite curse word? You go into peoples (strangers) homes because of your job. What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen? What's the best pick up line ever used on you? . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 939 Posted January 25, 2012 It kinda depends on the guy. A.Height? B.Weight? C.Cack size? D.All of the above? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted January 25, 2012 Well, maybe not full on lesbian, but I'd definitely have a one nighter with her. My new favorite geek. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted January 25, 2012 Name 4 athletes. Have you ever found pubes in your teeth? When was the last time you were spanked? Kobe Bryant, Dirk Nowitzki, LeBron James, Derrick Rose No. Mouth yes, but teeth... no. Too long ago for my liking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted January 25, 2012 If someone has an over-sized forehead, do you think they should capitalize on that and rent the space out for advertising? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted January 25, 2012 If someone has an over-sized forehead, do you think they should capitalize on that and rent the space out for advertising? Is sawilson back? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hdaddy 18 Posted January 25, 2012 What made you pick up and leave Indiana? Idaho? Iowa? Whatever backwoods state you grew up in and move to LA? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted January 25, 2012 Favorite bourbon Favorite beer Go to meal when cooking Would you rather watch NFL football with friends or go shopping Glen Garioch Guiness Pork tenderloins with a pomegranate glaze/sauce. Shopping Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted January 25, 2012 My question was pretty cut and dry...do you know anything about childbirth or the bagina ? How many fingers can you fit in there comfortably. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted January 25, 2012 are you really a dude? No. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted January 25, 2012 I think he may have meant your ariolas. Now reanswer please. Without pulling out a handful of change and measuring... I say quarter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop82 61 Posted January 25, 2012 What drugs have you done? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted January 25, 2012 Ever been to Yap? I have no idea what Yap is... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 792 Posted January 25, 2012 Glen Garioch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted January 25, 2012 Without pulling out a handful of change and measuring... I say quarter. If you're not willing to go the extra mile, you're wasting everyone's time. We'll wait. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted January 25, 2012 Favorite curse word? You go into peoples (strangers) homes because of your job. What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen? What's the best pick up line ever used on you? . This has been covered already. A sex swing in the living room. I don't know if it was the best, but it's definitely one that sticks out most in my head. "Wanna go get a pizza and fvck?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanXIII 8 Posted January 25, 2012 Is your pic posted in the Geek Club Pics thread? (too lazy to look) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted January 25, 2012 A.Height? B.Weight? C.Cack size? D.All of the above? It's all in the curve. Some guys curve to the left, some guys curve up, etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted January 25, 2012 two choices, must pick one... 1. You can fly. but you have to fly naked. or 2. You can be invisible, but when you are, everyone talks crap about you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,594 Posted January 25, 2012 So you look like Shania Twain and you have eraser tip nipples? If you weren't a dood, I'd so wanna fock you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted January 25, 2012 If someone has an over-sized forehead, do you think they should capitalize on that and rent the space out for advertising? Hmmm, not sure about that, but they definitely shouldn't make YouTube videos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted January 25, 2012 What made you pick up and leave Indiana? Idaho? Iowa? Whatever backwoods state you grew up in and move to LA? Have you ever been to Iowa? Enough said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted January 25, 2012 My question was pretty cut and dry...do you know anything about childbirth or the bagina ? How many fingers can you fit in there comfortably. I'm not sure anyone's tried more than two... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted January 25, 2012 What drugs have you done? I've smoked pot and might have sniffed some suspicious white powder in my club hopping days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted January 25, 2012 Is your pic posted in the Geek Club Pics thread? (too lazy to look) I don't think so, but it was posted in the forearm before. I'm too lazy to fetch it for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted January 25, 2012 two choices, must pick one... 1. You can fly. but you have to fly naked. or 2. You can be invisible, but when you are, everyone talks crap about you. I'll go with 1. since I'm pretty sure 2. already happens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,598 Posted January 25, 2012 Have you ever said "There's no fawking way your putting that in me!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,063 Posted January 25, 2012 So you look like Shania Twain and you have eraser tip nipples? If you weren't a dood, I'd so wanna fock you. And she swallows. Hell I'd probably bang "her" even if she was a dood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted January 25, 2012 I don't get to try the sh1t out first, huh? Cubic Zirconia for your ring You can keep the ring... it's not like I'd want people to know we were married. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackARoot 2 Posted January 25, 2012 My new favorite geek. Let's see: 1. Swallows 2. Likes to be spanked 3. Would do a one-nigter with Kate Beckinsale 4. Toilet paper over 5. Deals with neighbor's girlfriend parking problem by ordering stripper and causing break-up I think she is my new favorite geek too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted January 25, 2012 Have you ever said "There's no fawking way your putting that in me!" Nope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckStupid 40 Posted January 25, 2012 Boxers or Briefs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted January 25, 2012 No kids, not married - lost an identical one in a car crash when she was 19. My therapist (at the time) was convinced this was it too. Sorry... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted January 25, 2012 Boxers or Briefs? I generally like guys who wear boxer briefs, or go commando. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
