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Speemoff of Speemoff: choose your geek militia squad

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Igotworms-- seems like a good guy who would keep calm under pressure

Jerry: brings some martial arts

Gocolts: need to have some cavalry

SUX: need a mechanic to fix stuff

Med: need a good medic, I'm only combat lifesaver, so anything more than a punctured lung, I can't do it.

Bert: cause I like him

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BLS - Has lots of guns, food, and spiece, so he's an obvious pick.

Kutulu - Probably has a good handle on how to start our weed farm in the wilderness compound. Plus, if spouses are allowed, I'd prolly get to throw one to Mrs. Kutulu.

Voltaire - Speaks Msndarin, so he could communicate with our Chinese invaders, set up traps, etc.

Med - We need a medical officer.

Bunny - He's fun, and I'd bet money his coonass knows how to set up a whiskey still in a pinch.

Old Maid - She'll be the "morale officer." Her duties would be overseeing the "train system." ;)

 

If I can have a seventh (eighth including myself), I'll take Naomi. She can assist OM in her duties, and also be chaplain. :lol:

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Don't y'all need some female companionship out there?!

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Don't y'all need some female companionship out there?!

 

You can always find females, this is more about living.

 

Our translators in Macedonia were always willing to throw a leg in a soldiers direction.

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Don't y'all need some female companionship out there?!

Do you know of one? :unsure:

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Well, you do bring a nice set of missiles to the table... how do you feel about anal? :music_guitarred:

 

Your team already has kutulu on it, he'll give it up

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I know how to sheer sheep, scour their wool and spin it into yarn; I can knit socks, blankets, hats and scarves.

 

Don't come crying to me when you fockers need some warm socks or a blanket!

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I know how to sheer sheep, scour their wool and spin it into yarn; I can knit socks, blankets, hats and scarves.

 

Don't come crying to me when you fockers need some warm socks or a blanket!

I forgot about your mad knitting skillz :cheers:

 

You still doing that on a regular basis?

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I forgot about your mad knitting skillz :cheers:

 

You still doing that on a regular basis?

Yup.

 

Knittin', Readin' and Runnin'

 

:-)

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Yup.

 

Knittin', Readin' and Runnin'

 

:-)

 

I just did the Chicago marathon on the 7th, how much you up to now?

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Keep in mind that I took off about three months or more after my medical issue last November. It took me a while to get back into it.

 

With that said, I've been working more on speed rather than distance and PR'd last month in a 5k at 28:05.

 

I have a 10k on Turkey Day, a relay in the CA International Marathon (4th leg, which is around 6 miles), and I have a half scheduled in January. I will also be doing a half in March and my first full marathon December 2013.

 

Easing back into it, I suppose. My long runs on the weekends are up to about 9 miles.

 

Took me a while to gain the confidence to get back out there and I was very depressed for a while and had no motivation to bother to try. But...I'm back!!! :-)

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Sux

Shots

Bunny

TBBOM

GoColts

Kutulu

 

Fock the fighting... I just want to have an awesome end-of-the-world party!

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Sux

Shots

Bunny

TBBOM

GoColts

Kutulu

 

Fock the fighting... I just want to have an awesome end-of-the-world party!

Have you ever owned a party? :P

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Sux southcarolina

Shots

Bunny

TBBOM

GoColts

Kutulu

 

Fock the fighting... I just want to have an awesome end-of-the-world party!

 

 

Have you ever owned a party? :P

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Secret Asian Man would be utilized as a double agent.

 

GFIAFP would be used for special ops

 

Voltaire would be used for intelligence

 

NewbieJr and Drobeski would be utilized as BeeBop and Rocksteady. Newbie would be armed with agent orange

 

BLS would be used as Tackleberry

 

Whichever of Nikki or OM was more currently diseased would act as biological weaponry. The other one would be Lady Jaye

 

EdJr would be Gung-Ho. He'd be outfitted with a mustard stained Adidas shirt.

 

It'd be a ragtag team of misfits, but dammit they'd be effective

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Voltaire - Speaks Msndarin, so he could communicate with our Chinese invaders, set up traps, etc.

 

 

I have other mad Army skillz. I won an expert marksmanship medal and know how to order repair parts, dispatch vehicles, and keep vehicle maintenance records.

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Secret Asian Man would be utilized as a double agent.

 

GFIAFP would be used for special ops

 

Voltaire would be used for intelligence

 

NewbieJr and Drobeski would be utilized as BeeBop and Rocksteady. Newbie would be armed with agent orange

 

BLS would be used as Tackleberry

 

Whichever of Nikki or OM was more currently diseased would act as biological weaponry. The other one would be Lady Jaye

 

EdJr would be Gung-Ho. He'd be outfitted with a mustard stained Adidas shirt.

 

It'd be a ragtag team of misfits, but dammit they'd be effective

I weep for our future :(

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Myself - Air Force/Communications

RLLD - Marines..nuff said

BLS - Weapons Expert

GuardBum - Military

NorthernVike - Outdoors/Survival Specialist

Bill E. - Anyone that comfortable in ocean depths, can handle anything else outdoors

South Carolina - Not sure why, just strikes me as someone that doesn't take or hand out much BS

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No one is choosing me?! Not even for breeding purposes?!

 

FOCK YOU.

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No one is choosing me?! Not even for breeding purposes?!

 

FOCK YOU.

Don't give up hope...Duck stoopid hasn't chimed in yet.

 

Plus, half of these geeks don't either know who you are, what you look like, nor remember any of your in your face, fock you if you don't agree with me posts from the past. :(

 

You and the Ghost of CurlyNight used to kill it way back when :D

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Don't give up hope...Duck stoopid hasn't chimed in yet.

 

Plus, half of these geeks don't either know who you are, what you look like, nor remember any of your in your face, fock you if you don't agree with me posts from the past. :(

 

You and the Ghost of CurlyNight used to kill it way back when :D

You really are a kiss-ass, aren't you?

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You really are a kiss-ass, aren't you?

She lives right around the corner from me...sorta

 

Also for what it's worth, I've gave her more sh1t here than you could fathom.

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Mungwater - Military

RLLD - Marine Sniper/Ex Military

MedStudent - Fix this....b1tch.

SuX - Fix THIS....b1tch.

TNG - Recreation

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Mungwater - Military

RLLD - Marine Sniper/Ex Military

MedStudent - Fix this....b1tch.

SuX - Fix THIS....b1tch.

TNG - Recreation

Obviously I'm the low man on the totem pole in your group <_<

 

Will you allow me to get sloppy 5ths with tng, though? :banana:

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Obviously I'm the low man on the totem pole in your group dry.gif

 

Will you allow me to get sloppy 5ths with tng, though? :banana:

 

 

After you make dinner, cookie.

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First things first: We're all dead by dawn.

 

Sux: His back muscles and ego skills protect us all. And his cooking will make us all un-horny so nobodys cornhole looks appetizing.

Med: Will find the ugliest frogs with incredible legs and use their noses to stop the bleeding and such.

Shots: He'll know what "The grasshopper has vagisilled the Hershey bar" means, when the commies start talking in codes.

BLS: He's McGyver light with weapons knowlede and sleep is for poosays when it's time to sleep.

Old Maid: Knows how to deal with the boyz but will line us all up when it's "meenie miny moe" time when she realizes that Eve was way fawking smarter than she thought and can possibly give the enemy green apple splatters.

NorthernVike: Who doesn't love an insurance guy who puts his kids in danger?

TBBOM: Vocation Vocation Vocation

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I weep for our future :(

You could audition for the role of Snake Eyes. We also need a Hightower, but i don't think you are a 7' black guy. :unsure:

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On 10/25/2012 at 10:37 PM, TheNewGirl said:

No one is choosing me?! Not even for breeding purposes?!

 

FOCK YOU.

 We’d all mount you.🥳

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On 10/25/2012 at 7:34 PM, TheNewGirl said:

Don't y'all need some female companionship out there?!

How about the militia is just you and me.  I heard the JW Marriott needs to be defended.

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GFIAFP is all I need

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