edjr 6,736 Posted February 19, 2013 just because you can squeeze into yoga pants, doesn't mean you should wear them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,692 Posted February 19, 2013 Cause I announce I like girls that bounce With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,060 Posted February 19, 2013 Just because you have opinions, doesn't mean we want to hear them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,736 Posted February 19, 2013 Just because you have opinions, doesn't mean we want to hear them Remember the time someone set up a conference call and a bunch of us called in? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,060 Posted February 19, 2013 Remember the time someone set up a conference call and a bunch of us called in? No. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,538 Posted February 19, 2013 he gets it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,736 Posted February 19, 2013 No. you'd have heard me that day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,060 Posted February 19, 2013 you'd have heard me that day Oh. My comment was directed at ladies, not you. As in "Hey ladies...just because you have opinions, doesn't mean we want to hear them." Am I right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted February 19, 2013 Stop faking orgasms. We don't care. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,736 Posted February 19, 2013 Oh. My comment was directed at ladies, not you. As in "Hey ladies...just because you have opinions, doesn't mean we want to hear them." Am I right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,736 Posted February 19, 2013 Stop faking orgasms. We don't care. I've faked it a few times. Course I was high at the time, so it was easier to pulloff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted February 19, 2013 I've faked it a few times. Course I was high at the time, so it was easier to pulloff. She didn't wonder why there was no post-coital drippage? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,538 Posted February 19, 2013 I try faking it but the Mrs always questions the absence of the gooey mess. How do I fake that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted February 19, 2013 Stop faking orgasms. We don't care. Buck up, Ducky. You may get one there someday. More insight into why your wife kicked you out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,060 Posted February 19, 2013 I've had to fake it a few times due to the dreaded whiskey d!ck. A few times I got away with it; a few times probably not. Obviously it's easy if you're wearing a condom (my single days). If not, then it's harder and you have to say that you just jerked it earlier that day or something. She won't buy it but at least it's plausible deniabilty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 833 Posted February 19, 2013 if you're wearing a condom ........then it's harder No pun intended ....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,736 Posted February 19, 2013 She didn't wonder why there was no post-coital drippage? No what? I'm no Peter North, lets put it that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,736 Posted February 19, 2013 I try faking it but the Mrs always questions the absence of the gooey mess. How do I fake that? women don't get wet and gooey when you fock em? that aside. What woman goes down looking for goo to investigate to make sure there is or isn't a mess? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 495 Posted February 20, 2013 Remember the time someone set up a conference call and a bunch of us called in? I couldn't believe how dead it was. Nobody said anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,962 Posted February 20, 2013 women don't get wet and gooey when you fock em? that aside. What woman goes down looking for goo to investigate to make sure there is or isn't a mess? Umm... women know if spunk is running down their legs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,538 Posted February 20, 2013 women don't get wet and gooey when you fock em? that aside. What woman goes down looking for goo to investigate to make sure there is or isn't a mess? When I blow a load, I blow a big load. Sometimes, it's bigger than all of me. Some call it a wet spot. I call it a land mine of armies waiting to penetrate and destroy a queen with good intentions that get pissed out or get Mr Towel. That cavern that is, is a mess when I'm done. When I'm done, the mess running down their legs is proof positive of my existence between their legs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 827 Posted February 20, 2013 What woman goes down looking for goo to investigate to make sure there is or isn't a mess? The ones that had sex with a real man? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted February 20, 2013 I try faking it but the Mrs always questions the absence of the gooey mess. How do I fake that? 1/4 cup condensed milk 1/2 cup mayonaise 2 egg whites 1 tablespoon lemon juice celery salt to taste Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 2,292 Posted February 20, 2013 No pun intended ....... Thank you for informing us that what he said resembled a pun. I dont think any conversation can properly continue without the most useless phrase known to man being stated every focking time someone makes a pun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 2,292 Posted February 20, 2013 women don't get wet and gooey when you fock em? that aside. What woman goes down looking for goo to investigate to make sure there is or isn't a mess? Didnt you just get someone pregnant? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,583 Posted February 20, 2013 The ones that had sex with a real man? Oldmaids BF or Nikkis dad. what do I win? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,736 Posted February 20, 2013 Didnt you just get someone pregnant? not the 1st time I knocked someone up. Lucky shot I can barely reach a girls face if I'm sitting on her chest I made the mistake of not jerking off for a few days and then having sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,134 Posted February 20, 2013 1/4 cup condensed milk 1/2 cup mayonaise 2 egg whites 1 tablespoon lemon juice celery salt to taste Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,736 Posted February 20, 2013 1/4 cup condensed milk 1/2 cup mayonaise 2 egg whites 1 tablespoon lemon juice celery salt to taste No pineapple? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,360 Posted February 20, 2013 No pineapple? Also I think there should be just a splash of bleach. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 2,292 Posted February 20, 2013 Also I think there should be just a splash of bleach. Dont mix bleach with amonia, it will kills you. Dudes wife poured each down the drain when she was done using them. The reaction from the mixture left her with some permanant brain damage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
