gfiafp has ruined this board

[Darth Vader 1]

Remember when I introduced "Interesting Poo" and I pretended to be Brittish? Spelled words like "colour" and used terms like the "WC" instead of the bathroom?

 

Nobody had any idea .... for about 2 weeks, and then I spilled the beans.

 

So ... could I be fooling you all again with King George? Of course. But I would have given up the trick by now.

 

Is it so hard to believe that someone actually likes to read my posts?

 

Perhaps. But .... I have a fan. You guys need to learn to live with it.

[edjr 6,898]

some of you should step back and realize how pathetic you look sissy slap fighting on a continual basis.

[NewbieJr 541]

newbie and sho nuff got legitimately mad in this thread.

 

cant make this ###### up.

:lol:

 

Yeah. Livid!!! I was seeing red.

[Meglamaniac 792]

 

 

There is nobody, not one single person that has stayed here all these years. good times and bad, and continued to contribute. Where are you guys on the mange bored? Are you here just to bash people. or do you actually want to talk about FF?

 

 

I beg to differ

[The Moz 71]

I beg to differ

I differed when he actually thought he ever made any kind of contribution.

[Darth Vader 1]

I beg to differ

 

Ok ..... there is one other person, besides me that actually tries to contribute in some meaningful way.

[jerryskids 7,083]

I could see King George being philly. But GF being philly, no way.

[Voltaire 5,489]

Yes. Deliberately so. But once, Philly screwed up and told a story gfiafp had previously told as his own. And there is similarity there. I think the freak is just careful to keep it somewhat different.

which story?

[Darth Vader 1]

I differed when he actually thought he ever made any kind of contribution.

 

Like you don't read my rookie bust pick, every year.

[Darth Vader 1]

which story?

 

Good question. I also do not now what story. I may not have told it. So, let's hear it!

[wiffleball 4,797]

Nobody believes me, but I figured it a long time ago that phillybear and gfiafp are the same person. Maybe it wasn't sheets that way, but if you look at their patterns, it's the same guy.

 

I can't imagine fire sad wineries Judd must be to log in and out of multiple alia to talk to yourself and defend yourself. I mean if that just didn't make you tear up for how pathetic Adam is, I don't know what. Of course, the sympathy quickly runs out when you realize he refuses to do anything to help himself.

 

I wonder if I could find the thread he posted his mom's address in, and write her and see if she'd wit issuing his internet bill. Our institutionalize the freak. Either way, problem solved.

 

Oh, and Mikey doesn't care. I've been reporting the freakshow all week. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Damn You Autocorrect!

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

which story?

As I recall, it was the tranny fight story. I called him it on it, and he deleted it. This was about two years ago.

[Darth Vader 1]

Hyphenation - is - coming.

[Voltaire 5,489]

As I recall, it was the tranny fight story. I called him it on it, and he deleted it. This was about two years ago.

IT's true that the late night food run that turned into a tranny fight and being peppersprayed and losing his ing glasses is a GFIAFP classic but I never did see phillybear post it as his own.

[Darth Vader 1]

As I recall, it was the tranny fight story. I cashed him it on it, and he deleted it. This was about two years ago.

 

Well it is true that I was jumped and pepper sprayed by a couple trannies when I lived in NYC. I was dressed like a tourist .... my own fault. All they got was my glasses.

 

But ... and I know this sounds crazy .... it is possible that someone besides me, also got attacked by trannies once.

 

Focking street trannies are psycho.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

IT's true that the late night food run that turned into a tranny fight and being peppersprayed and losing his ing glasses is a GFIAFP classic but I never did see phillybear post it as his own.

He did. I quoted it, and pointed it out at the time. It was glaringly obvious he forgot to log out and back in. A total gfiafp style post, but under Philly.

 

And now, who is the first to jump in and defend gfiafp? Philly.

[phillybear 366]

Yes. Deliberately so. But once, Philly screwed up and told a story gfiafp had previously told as his own. And there is similarity there. I think the freak is just careful to keep it somewhat different.

 

Let's pull back the curtain.

 

Have you ever noticed that whenever we would do a ji...ever the government is watching...an "invasion" on another message bored, my standard procedure was to pellet spray every thread in sight with a rambling Giants Fan type of post when he was reeeaaaaaally high in the middle of the night. What could be more baffling at an Oprah site, or a fish forum site, etc in a nonsequitor kind of way. Could it be that I have quite a bit of Giants Fan quotes, stories I copied and improved with my spin, some stories I wrote from scratch in the style of Giants Fan, as at my fingertips to unleash on the world. And when I pull something out and dust it off, it's purely to fock with people. This amuses me. The fact that the confusion has lasted this long is a testament to me and my awesomeness.

[Voltaire 5,489]

I gotta tell you full disclosure- I know phillybear better than most folks here.

 

He's not Giants Fan. But he does actually appreciate the madness in Giants Fan. He sees the talent in the rambling.

[NorthernVike 2,095]

He did. I quoted it, and pointed it out at the time. It was glaringly obvious he forgot to log out and back in. A total gfiafp style post, but under Philly.

 

And now, who is the first to jump in and defend gfiafp? Philly.

Didn't philly use to post a lot of different GF stories?

[SUXBNME 1,594]

Nobody believes me, but I figured it a long time ago that phillybear and gfiafp are the same person. Maybe it wasn't always that way, but if you look at their patterns, it's the same guy.

 

 

I can 100% guarantee you that they are not the same person.

[Darth Vader 1]

IT's true that the late night food run that turned into a tranny fight and being peppersprayed and losing his ing glasses is a GFIAFP classic but I never did see phillybear post it as his own.

 

The Restaurant: Florent

The time: 3 AM

My order: Champagne paté, with french bread, mustard, cornichons and olives. Cost like $10 at the time (Florent is now closed) .... and could not be a more perfect late night snack. Wish I had some right now.

The area: The Meatpacking district

The perps: 2 trannies, that never said "Gimme your wallet!" or anything like that, they just attacked me. Pepper sprayed me, and then started to punch me.

 

That's the facts.

[NewbieJr 541]

He did. I quoted it, and pointed it out at the time. It was glaringly obvious he forgot to log out and back in. A total gfiafp style post, but under Philly.

 

And now, who is the first to jump in and defend gfiafp? Philly.

Hmmmmm. We all know what Giants Fan looks like. Philly refuses to post a picture. Hmmmmm. And it's odd that philly would jump in and defend GF so quickly and vehemently. Hmmmmmm

[Darth Vader 1]

Let's pull back the curtain.

 

Have you ever noticed that whenever we would do a ji...ever the government is watching...an "invasion" on another message bored, my standard procedure was to pellet spray every thread in sight with a rambling Giants Fan type of post when he was reeeaaaaaally high in the middle of the night. What could be more baffling at an Oprah site, or a fish forum site, etc in a nonsequitor kind of way. Could it be that I have quite a bit of Giants Fan quotes, stories I copied and improved with my spin, some stories I wrote from scratch in the style of Giants Fan, as at my fingertips to unleash on the world. And when I pull something out and dust it off, it's purely to fock with people. This amuses me. The fact that the confusion has lasted this long is a testament to me and my awesomeness.

 

SHHHH! You are not supposed to talk about that .... man .... gettin me in trouble again!

[JerkStore 13]

As I recall, it was the tranny fight story. I called him it on it, and he deleted it. This was about two years ago.

 

I recall that Philly was clearly mocking GFIAFP, here is the link (and he didn't delete it, unless that was another thread):

 

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=399669&p=4698402

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

My theory is, at one time, they were different. Remember years ago when Philly was original and funny?

 

But then, Philly got stuck of the slow Demise of this bored, and bailed. Either that or died of diabetes.

 

But before he left, he turned the handle over to Adam.

 

Hence, Philly hasn't been funny in years, and is now just another gfiafp alias.

[phillybear 366]

I would never delete a post, here is the text....

 

I remember the first fish I ever bought. I had just come back from a family summer vacation in California, and I musta had like some tourist stink on me. Was like 3AM and I had a craving for some paté from a little place named Florént in the Meat Packing District (Men in Black was shot there). They have awesome paté, and it comes with bread, and mustard and cornichons, and olives ... used to be like $8, and they are open to 4 AM.

 

Anyway, one night I was walking over there from my APT to pick up my order (they do not deliver), walk around a corner, I see 2 black transvestites for about one second before I get pepper sprayed. I was wearing glasses, and I whipped off my glasses, but they got me point blank, I was pretty blind (NEVER want to have glasses on during a fight anyway) and they came at me, but I fought them off blind. Never did find my glasses ... but I did get my focking paté!

 

And I called the cops. Filed a report. I had like $40 in my wallet ... which should be a pass for a mugging, but no ... they just focking attacked me! Didn't even ask for my wallet. However ... my $400 designer transition glasses were never found. So, they mighta gotten my glasses ... I dunno.

 

You can't make this shiat up. Only in New York. They were eventually busted. Got a more sophisticated plan, robbing guys looking to pick up male prostitutes, and pretending to be cops. I'm pretty sure it was the same guys. They could not fight ... worth a damn. If it was the same guys. Crakhead trannies. Might as well be the Mafia ... you do not want crackhead trannies mad at you. Trust me. I never pressed any charges.

 

Never got my glasses back either. Brand new. Ken Cole.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Sorry, it is still there. Didn't mean to accuse you of peenieism, it was a while back.

[SUXBNME 1,594]

My theory is, at one time, they were different. Remember years ago when Philly was original and funny?

 

But then, Philly got stuck of the slow Demise of this bored, and bailed. Either that or died of diabetes.

 

But before he left, he turned the handle over to Adam.

 

Hence, Philly hasn't been funny in years, and is now just another gfiafp alias.

Gutterslut has better alias busting skillz than you do.

[OldMaid 2,135]

I can 100% guarantee you that they are not the same person.

 

Yep... 100% not a chance they are the same person.

 

 

Sorry TBBOB, you're wrong on this one.

[Darth Vader 1]

I mean .... that's pretty funny Philly. As long, as you are not selling my stories. However, should an opportunity come along ... I could be tempted to put a pen to some paper.

 

 

BTW ... true story, my first job out of college was for Putumayo in NYC. I worked for them and had no idea the show was coming out about us, until the next day. I was really surprised, they had some real Putumayo display materials ... woulda been my job to send it out .... HEY WAIT A SECOND! The owner, Dan Storper (not Gladys Mayo) slipped it past everyone. Prolly was paid, X .... and had some kinda secrecy about it. I asked him years later if he knew it was coming ... and OH YEAH ... he knew all about it.

 

Prolly one of the lamest Seinfeld episodes of 1996. But still .... I can brag about the fact that I had no idea, whatsoever ... about any of it. Contributed ..... nada.

 

[edjr 6,898]

Yep... 100% not a chance they are the same person.

 

 

Sorry TBBOB, you're wrong on this one.

 

You phonesexed both of them, didn't you?

[Darth Vader 1]

Yep... 100% not a chance they are the same person.

Sorry TBBOB, you're wrong on this one.

 

Sux is the only person here I have actually had a phone conversation with. He knows .... if you talk to me, it's obvious ... my stories are not made up.

 

I wont post the video again ... but you might know what I saw on 9/11 that changed my dreams forever. I went to some group therapy ... ppl that saw a lot worse than I did. but it helped. The day I left, I said, "I still have nightmares .... might have them for the rest of my life, I'm not sure. But they are just dreams and I am ready to move on."

 

And that was the last time I was treated for my PTSD.

 

Couple years later my brother put a Smith and Wesson in his mouth and pulled the trigger.

 

Yeah, shiat has never been easy for me.

[OldMaid 2,135]

You phonesexed both of them, didn't you?

No... but Sux might have.

[wiffleball 4,797]

You guys are giving him what he wants. Move on.

[DankNuggs 305]

 

 

The Restaurant: Florent

The time: 3 AM

My order: Champagne paté, with french bread, mustard, cornichons and olives. Cost like $10 at the time (Florent is now closed) .... and could not be a more perfect late night snack. Wish I had some right now.

The area: The Meatpacking district

The perps: 2 trannies, that never said "Gimme your wallet!" or anything like that, they just attacked me. Pepper sprayed me, and then started to punch me.

 

That's the facts.

Reminds me of the charcuterie plate i had in paris...But with cured meats instead of pate. We ordered it late while plastered on wine, it was awesome.

[edjr 6,898]

anyone else find it odd the other alia' haven't showed up to help? he's too busy into shutter island mode.

[Darth Vader 1]

anyone else find it odd the other alia' haven't showed up to help? he's too busy into shutter island mode.

 

I am making my tinfoil hat as we speak. You want one?

 

What am I saying .... you already have one.

[NorthernVike 2,095]

edjr laughing at this whole thing. Stiring the pot is all he's good for.

[Sho Nuff 720]

newbie and sho nuff got legitimately mad in this thread.

 

cant make this ###### up.

cant? you just did.

niot an angrybone in my body aboutwhat is said on amessage board.

[Darth Vader 1]

I thought edjr was cool once, watched Raising Arizona, where apparently, people from Arizona talk like morons from Alabama.

 

Great movie .... but just so you guys know .... people from Arizona do not talk like that.

 

And we don't kill you with pick axes ... we shoot you, here.