OldMaid 2,130 Posted April 10, 2014 Which Geek made the following statements: I don't own a gun, yet I fingered Edie Brickell I haven't eaten a piece of cake, pie, donut, candy bar, or brownie in twenty years I've only won a Fantasy Footbal Title twice in fifteen years I was molested Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted April 10, 2014 lol The "I fingered Edie Brickell" is so random and wonderful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted April 10, 2014 Which Geek made the following statements: I don't own a gun, yet I fingered Edie Brickell I haven't eaten a piece of cake, pie, donut, candy bar, or brownie in twenty years I've only won a Fantasy Footbal Title twice in fifteen years I was molested you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulinstl 296 Posted April 10, 2014 I've seen some of his fantasy advice, I'm guessing kutulu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,680 Posted April 10, 2014 I've seen some of his fantasy advice, I'm guessing kutulu. I was thinking of making a cake tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulinstl 296 Posted April 10, 2014 I was thinking of making a cake tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 485 Posted April 10, 2014 I like JT and don't want it to be him, but JT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,450 Posted April 10, 2014 Sounds like one of our doctors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted April 10, 2014 I like JT and don't want it to be him, but JT.No. JT fingered Natalie Merchant. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted April 10, 2014 Nope. are you sure? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted April 10, 2014 Well, this is turning out to be a flop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted April 10, 2014 Good effort kid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted April 10, 2014 Sounds like one of our doctors. Funny, I thought it was you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted April 10, 2014 Well, this is turning out to be a flop. not necessarily. Threads like this will grow legs after the reveal. Because now these facts will be questioned and talked about Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted April 10, 2014 Some extra hints... I could have gone to my teams Super Bowl. I had tickets in my hand, and decided to stay home. I turned Galaga over without cheating ten years ago I trim my balls once a month I hate Sean Penn I shook James Browns hand and said "Yeeeeahhhhh" If I got to choose the way I die, I would choose to be eaten by a big ass shark I've never voted for a democrat POTUS I've sitten on a slab where virgins were sacrificed for the Gods Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted April 10, 2014 Some extra hints... I could have gone to my teams Super Bowl. I had tickets in my hand, and decided to stay home. I turned Galaga over without cheating ten years ago I trim my balls once a month I hate Sean Penn I shook James Browns hand and said "Yeeeeahhhhh" If I got to choose the way I die, I would choose to be eaten by a big ass shark I've never voted for a democrat POTUS I've sitten on a slab where virgins were sacrificed for the Gods Sux/RP? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 485 Posted April 10, 2014 Bunny. He would have tickets to a Super Bowl and be too drunk to get in a cab. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,317 Posted April 10, 2014 Sux/RP? Winning a fantasy football title would disqualify Sux. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,827 Posted April 10, 2014 Have we actually seen the info before or is it secret fax line stuff? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted April 10, 2014 I'm going to hold off on the reveal until tomorrow, since we started this one late. That and the fact that so far there are no other participants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,827 Posted April 10, 2014 Also I'll guess pisl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted April 10, 2014 Have we actually seen the info before or is it secret fax line stuff? It's info PM'd to me, solely for the purpose of this thread. So no... it hasn't been posted before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,515 Posted April 10, 2014 I'm pretty sure I said #1 before, but not the rest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,317 Posted April 11, 2014 I'll go with shotsup since he's the most likely person to submit an entry in Old Maid's GTG contest. Also his team made a Super Bowl and he's definitely capable of winning FF championships. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted April 11, 2014 Good game good effort Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,515 Posted April 11, 2014 I'll go with shotsup since he's the most likely person to submit an entry in Old Maid's GTG contest. Also his team made a Super Bowl and he's definitely capable of winning FF championships. Except that shotsup has never fingered a girl, nor has ever had access to SB tickets. I'm gonna second the Bunny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,827 Posted April 11, 2014 It's info PM'd to me, solely for the purpose of this thread. So no... it hasn't been posted before. I'm intrigued; how did this come to be? Did some guy say "hey OM, here is a bunch of random info about me, why don't you start a GTG thread"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted April 11, 2014 Some extra hints... I could have gone to my teams Super Bowl. I had tickets in my hand, and decided to stay home. I turned Galaga over without cheating ten years ago I trim my balls once a month I hate Sean Penn I shook James Browns hand and said "Yeeeeahhhhh" If I got to choose the way I die, I would choose to be eaten by a big ass shark I've never voted for a democrat POTUS I've sitten on a slab where virgins were sacrificed for the Gods It HAS to be you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted April 11, 2014 I'm intrigued; how did this come to be? Did some guy say "hey OM, here is a bunch of random info about me, why don't you start a GTG thread"? No silly... I came up with the idea at the end of Newbie's GTG thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted April 11, 2014 Except that shotsup has never fingered a girl, nor has ever had access to SB tickets. I'm gonna second the Bunny. Sorry I didn't know your sister didn't count Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted April 11, 2014 (I've been to 3 Super Bowls !!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,515 Posted April 11, 2014 Sorry I didn't know your sister didn't count So much fail with the above. A properly placed comma, a 'that' and a can size question would have almost made your reply in the realm of close to funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,450 Posted April 11, 2014 So much fail with the above. A properly placed comma, a 'that' and a can size question would have almost made your reply in the realm of close to funny. Really? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted April 11, 2014 REVEAL This non-gun owning, too drunk to make it to a SuperBowl, tow the party line voting, hairy ball having, Sean Penn hating, Geek is our very own GOTY Bunny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted April 11, 2014 Awesome. A few people guessed him. I'm dying for the Edie Brickell story. I need to know if he also gave Paul Simon a handie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
