Mile High Drunk 13 Posted May 1, 2014 Are you taking him to Casa Bonita to celebrate? If so, tell him to watch out for the gorilla. Hilarious. Who doesn't love Casa Bonita. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 1, 2014 Congrats. We just passed 19 years. Feels like 39. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted May 2, 2014 Congrats. You'll never see 6. It's ok she can't see her toes either but loves them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 2, 2014 Congrats. We just passed 19 years. Feels like 39. You know what's the real kicker about long term relationships? By the time you hit retirement, you have no interest whatsoever in spending all day, every day, with that person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 905 Posted May 2, 2014 Congratulations STC and 30FBT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted May 2, 2014 You know what's the real kicker about long term relationships? By the time you hit retirement, you have no interest whatsoever in spending all day, every day, with that person. This is precisly the reason God invented golf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 2, 2014 This is precisly the reason God invented golf. ... massage parlors and hookers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,145 Posted May 2, 2014 You know what's the real kicker about long term relationships? By the time you hit retirement, you have no interest whatsoever in spending all day, every day, with that person. Wow. I'm retired and didn't know it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted May 2, 2014 how much weight have you gained in said 5 years? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,145 Posted May 2, 2014 Hilarious. Who doesn't love Casa Bonita. What's that place like? I have been to Denver once. I was going to go there, but reviews online made it sound like hell on Earth with worse food. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted May 2, 2014 how much weight have you gained in said 5 years? Don't be such a d1ckhead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted May 2, 2014 This is precisly the reason God invented golf. ... massage parlors and hookers. ....Las Vegas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted May 2, 2014 It seems like you have a rather negative view of marriage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 2, 2014 Wow. I'm retired and didn't know it. It was a joke... kinda... sorta... maybe... but also kinda true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 2, 2014 It seems like you have a rather negative view of marriage Who are you addressing this statement to? The reality is that you are either "happy" or "married". The laws of physics prevent you from being both, simultaneously. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted May 2, 2014 Who are you addressing this statement to? The reality is that you are either "happy" or "married". The laws of physics prevent you from being both, simultaneously. STC originally but clearly you as well. I am sure there are happily married people out there. I am one of them and believe it or not I'm pretty sure my wife is too. Granted we have only been married for two years so it doesn't necessarily "count", but I'm sure there are people who have been married longer and have a positive view of their marriage. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 2, 2014 STC originally but clearly you as well. I am sure there are happily married people out there. I am one of them and believe it or not I'm pretty sure my wife is too. Granted we have only been married for two years so it doesn't necessarily "count", but I'm sure there are people who have been married longer and have a positive view of their marriage. I guess ghey marriage does have positives over heterosexual marriage. Good for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted May 2, 2014 What's that place like? I have been to Denver once. I was going to go there, but reviews online made it sound like hell on Earth with worse food. It is hell on earth but with worse food. The food is Gawd awful, and you are FORCED to buy food to enter. So do yourself a favor and just eat before you get there and buy the cheapest thing they have so you don't feel as bad for throwing it straight in the trash can. Their sopappias are decent, but that's probably because you can drown them with as much honey as you want. The only reason anyone ever goes there is because they are "suppose to go there". Yes, they have indoor cliff divers and a dipsh!t gorrilla who tries scaring people. But really, that's not even an attraction anymore. The whole place is muggy and smelly. Couple that with food that would have prison inmates begging to get locked back up, and you have the perfect place to AVOID!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Garcia 8 Posted May 2, 2014 OMG we've been there once for a friends 40th, holy sh!tty food. Very entertaining though. The food reminded me of a cheap frozen mexican meal from the microwave.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted May 2, 2014 I guess ghey marriage does have positives over heterosexual marriage. Good for you. Thanks, we're very happy together Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mile High Drunk 13 Posted May 2, 2014 What's that place like? I have been to Denver once. I was going to go there, but reviews online made it sound like hell on Earth with worse food. Have you ever seen the South Park where they are having Kyle's birthday party at Casa Bonita? They nailed it. The place has bad food, a flag you put up when you want sopapillas, 30 foot cliff divers on a waterfall, caves, mariachi bands, puppet shows, magicians, games. It is a nutty place and just to say you were there is probably worth it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mile High Drunk 13 Posted May 2, 2014 It is hell on earth but with worse food. The food is Gawd awful, and you are FORCED to buy food to enter. So do yourself a favor and just eat before you get there and buy the cheapest thing they have so you don't feel as bad for throwing it straight in the trash can. Their sopappias are decent, but that's probably because you can drown them with as much honey as you want. The only reason anyone ever goes there is because they are "suppose to go there". Yes, they have indoor cliff divers and a dipsh!t gorrilla who tries scaring people. But really, that's not even an attraction anymore. The whole place is muggy and smelly. Couple that with food that would have prison inmates begging to get locked back up, and you have the perfect place to AVOID!!! You aren't going there with a group of adults and expecting to be entertained and wowed. I would go once if I was from out of town just to "experience" or take your kids there once maybe twice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,918 Posted May 2, 2014 Fifteen years married. Went on vacation last week and we both realized we had run out of things to talk about. I tried telling her the story about the blonde halicunation I fingered at a Metallica concert but she decided to finish reading her article in Vogue magazine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,145 Posted May 2, 2014 Have you ever seen the South Park where they are having Kyle's birthday party at Casa Bonita? They nailed it. The place has bad food, a flag you put up when you want sopapillas, 30 foot cliff divers on a waterfall, caves, mariachi bands, puppet shows, magicians, games. It is a nutty place and just to say you were there is probably worth it. Yeah, I meant to mention South Park in my post. I didn't realize it was a real place until I was looking up places to go in Denver about 3 or 4 years ago. South Park is the only reason I was interested. The reviews online may have been written by Big Pete they are so close to what he said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted May 2, 2014 Fifteen years married. Went on vacation last week and we both realized we had run out of things to talk about. I tried telling her the story about the blonde halicunation I fingered at a Metallica concert but she decided to finish reading her article in Vogue magazine. You just need to make it to Alzheimer's so you can retell the same stories every day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StopTalkingCheerleader 9 Posted May 4, 2014 We have 2 kids under four and I got pregnant two months after we got married, so although I love being married and 30fbt, we have spent more time working and raising our boys then are marriage itself. I'm excited they are finally at the age where we can leave them For date nights, weekend get aways etc and not feel guilty. (In regards to worms post) I'm definitely not at the weight I want to be, he could care less, but I actively work on getting back to my skinny weight. I am however am great mother, kick as$ wife, make great money in a career I love, and will always have great legs, big boobs and a pretty face. So no, I don't need validation from internet boys on my marriage or my curvy bod. :-) We are hungover and about to hit up Elways for brunch. No threesome but I kissed a girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted May 4, 2014 We have 2 kids under four and I got pregnant two months after we got married, so although I love being married and 30fbt, we have spent more time working and raising our boys then are marriage itself. I'm excited they are finally at the age where we can leave them For date nights, weekend get aways etc and not feel guilty. (In regards to worms post) I'm definitely not at the weight I want to be, he could care less, but I actively work on getting back to my skinny weight. I am however am great mother, kick as$ wife, make great money in a career I love, and will always have great legs, big boobs and a pretty face. So no, I don't need validation from internet boys on my marriage or my curvy bod. :-) We are hungover and about to hit up Elways for brunch. No threesome but I kissed a girl. I didn't mean to imply you needed my approval on your marriage. That would be silly. I'm simply trying to point out that if you'd like to make it another five years then focusing more on the positive aspects of your marriage might be good. Take it for what it's worth, which might be nothing as I've only been married two years and we are just now expecting our first child Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted May 4, 2014 I'm holding out for you, big boy. You should of taken Sux while he would of still had you... Now you are destined to remain a true "Old Maid" ... or a Cat Lady rather which is maybe worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 4, 2014 You should of taken Sux while he would of still had you... Now you are destined to remain a true "Old Maid" ... or a Cat Lady rather which is maybe worse. You do know it was MY decision not to get married, right? I have a ring... I just don't feel the necessity to have some stupid ceremony. Neither one of us has kids, and neither of us want any, so, I don't see the point. Why don't you go troll someone else for a change. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted May 4, 2014 You do know it was MY decision not to get married, right? I have a ring... I just don't feel the necessity to have some stupid ceremony. Neither one of us has kids, and neither of us want any, so, I don't see the point. Why don't you go troll someone else for a change. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted May 4, 2014 psssst, I think you hit a nerve Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 4, 2014 psssst, I think you hit a nerve I'm dying to hear the secret to your happy relationship... I don't know how you do it it. It must be very difficult for the two of you. You having a needle d!ck and her being inflatable and all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted May 4, 2014 psssst, I think you hit a nerve I was just ribbing her a little but damn judging by her responses I think your right Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 4, 2014 I was just ribbing her a little but damn judging by her responses I think your right :yawn: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted May 5, 2014 I'm dying to hear the secret to your happy relationship... I don't know how you do it it. It must be very difficult for the two of you. You having a needle d!ck and her being inflatable and all. someone flunked out of funny kindergarten Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 5, 2014 someone flunked out of funny kindergarten It's okay... I hear they'll let you repeat it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted May 5, 2014 Take it for what it's worth, which might be nothing as I've only been married two years and we are just now expecting our first child Congrats, get ready although nothing can prepare you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted May 5, 2014 You do know it was MY decision not to get married, right? I have a ring... I just don't feel the necessity to have some stupid ceremony. Neither one of us has kids, and neither of us want any, so, I don't see the point. Why don't you go troll someone else for a change. He should have got down on one knee and handed you his pants Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
