TK0001 97 Posted December 18, 2014 My wife and I decided this year that we wouldn't get each other gifts. Made sense, but it still took me awhile to come around. It's been tradition, after all, since we've been dating. But we realized that if we ever want something, we can just go buy it at any time and gift opening on Christmas morning should be about the kids. So we bought gifts for the kids and I was just settling in with the idea that I was done, and she told me last night that her and the kids got me something. So there's a week left and I don't know what to do. I can't take all the kids with me shopping for something for her. I work full time and could never I can easily get something off Amazon and have it here in a few days, but it wouldn't exactly be from the kids and me. Plus I don't know how much they spent. So I'll probably end up getting her a diamond tennis bracelet and I'll open a World's Greatest Dad mug. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,325 Posted December 18, 2014 Get her an invitation to an exclusive Internet clubhouse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 18, 2014 Get her an invitation to an exclusive Internet clubhouse We don't send out invitations here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted December 18, 2014 When a woman tells you not to get her anything for Christmas or Valentines Day or <whatever>. That doesn't mean to not get her anything. Yes, I realize this doesn't make sense to us men, but these are women code words for please suprise me with something terrrific. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TK0001 97 Posted December 18, 2014 When a woman tells you not to get her anything for Christmas or Valentines Day or <whatever>. That doesn't mean to not get her anything. Yes, I realize this doesn't make sense to us men, but these are women code words for please suprise me with something terrrific. Dude it's my wife. We've been together for 20 years. I think I know her. also really? fock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orgazmo 2 Posted December 18, 2014 I went this direction - http://tensewatch.com/store/womens-c-30_36/ Partially because my wife has an allergy to metals, and partially because she's now an executive and a rubber sports watch won't cut. But. BUT. The reviews are good, and the ladies like how they get noticed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted December 18, 2014 Dude it's my wife. We've been together for 20 years. I think I know her. also really? fock Whenver my wife pulls this nonsense, I normally go with tickets to a play or some other gift that involves "doing something" as opposed to something tangible. We have small kids so the one thing she covets is a night out to do adult stuff like dinner and a show. Or a mini vacation with just the two of us. Or, well you get the idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TK0001 97 Posted December 18, 2014 I went this direction - http://tensewatch.com/store/womens-c-30_36/ Partially because my wife has an allergy to metals, and partially because she's now an executive and a rubber sports watch won't cut. But. BUT. The reviews are good, and the ladies like how they get noticed. Those are sweet. Got her a watch for Mother's Day, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TK0001 97 Posted December 18, 2014 Whenver my wife pulls this nonsense, I normally go with tickets to a play or some other gift that involves "doing something" as opposed to something tangible. We have small kids so the one thing she covets is a night out to do adult stuff like dinner and a show. Or a mini vacation with just the two of us. Or, well you get the idea. Definitely. Maybe a spa package would work. But those are like $500 a minute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orgazmo 2 Posted December 18, 2014 Those are sweet. Got her a watch for Mother's Day, though. break it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,325 Posted December 18, 2014 What she wants is something not super expensive but very thoughtful. Yes, I know, I hate having to do thoughtful gifts too. But that's the play here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujack 0 Posted December 18, 2014 Those are sweet. Got her a watch for Mother's Day, though. What did you get your mother? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted December 18, 2014 What did you get your mother? Cleveland steamer. It's the simple things for her Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 18, 2014 Definitely. Maybe a spa package would work. But those are like $500 a minute. Must suck to be poor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
t.j 35 Posted December 18, 2014 Those are sweet. Got her a watch for Mother's Day, though. See? Yet another reason not to have kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted December 18, 2014 I have a tree in my front yard that doesn't have a name. It is O.K. with me if somebody wants to name it after their wife or SO. It is a live oak. You know, everybody pictures the native Americans killing buffalo and stuff, but the herds only came through ever so often. They couldn't follow them because they would get whacked by another tribe. What they usually ate was acorns off of oak trees. They must have got pretty hungry before they tried them because they taste horrible. You have to grid them up on a rock and soak the pulp in water for a day. Then you throw out the water and do it again. It still tasted bad, but you can gag it down. Eating that stuff all the time, it is easy to figure that if you were a hunter and strolled into camp with a rabbit or a squirrel the girls would be lining up to play dirty beaver. Anyway, the tree is about two stories high now. It has some day lilies planted around it inside a small brick circle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,215 Posted December 18, 2014 My wife has been crazy busy at work and completely unresponsive to questions about what she wants for Christmas. I'm focked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted December 19, 2014 I haven't bought her a gift in many many years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,341 Posted December 19, 2014 See? Yet another reason not to have kids. Or get married Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,341 Posted December 19, 2014 My wife has been crazy busy at work and completely unresponsive to questions about what she wants for Christmas. You could always re gift the herpes. Again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,325 Posted December 19, 2014 You could always re gift the herpes. Again. I thought it was tikigods that banged nikki? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted December 19, 2014 I have a tree in my front yard that doesn't have a name. It is O.K. with me if somebody wants to name it after their wife or SO. It is a live oak. You know, everybody pictures the native Americans killing buffalo and stuff, but the herds only came through ever so often. They couldn't follow them because they would get whacked by another tribe. What they usually ate was acorns off of oak trees. They must have got pretty hungry before they tried them because they taste horrible. You have to grid them up on a rock and soak the pulp in water for a day. Then you throw out the water and do it again. It still tasted bad, but you can gag it down. Eating that stuff all the time, it is easy to figure that if you were a hunter and strolled into camp with a rabbit or a squirrel the girls would be lining up to play dirty beaver. Anyway, the tree is about two stories high now. It has some day lilies planted around it inside a small brick circle. Hmm, will the name be kept on file in the U.S. Patent Office? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted December 19, 2014 Hmm, will the name be kept on file in the U.S. Patent Office? No need. The NSA is capturing every bit as soon as it is created. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Let Da Big Dog Eat 37 Posted December 20, 2014 Whenver my wife pulls this nonsense, I normally go with tickets to a play or some other gift that involves "doing something" as opposed to something tangible. We have small kids so the one thing she covets is a night out to do adult stuff like dinner and a show. Or a mini vacation with just the two of us. Or, well you get the i This. What she is really saying is take me to something I like and you hate, like Opera or Ballet. She is asking you to Ghey Up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites