fandandy 3,311 Posted November 12, 2015 I dont understand what the point of this device is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 313 Posted November 12, 2015 Bought one and giving it to the toilet bowl winner in work fantasy league. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old School 360 Posted November 12, 2015 The Geek Club never fails to amaze me with the reviews of all worldly issues of great magnitude. This thread is already becoming a classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted November 12, 2015 Last night I wanted to see of there was something to this whole squatty potty thing so I attempted to recreate it with items I had on hand. I couldn't find a small stool but I had a of couple milk crates lying around so I grabbed them and put one on either side of the toilet and sat down. I think they were too tall and the way it made my body contort I almost got stuck in the squat position as my legs were too high and I couldn't move. I would not recommend milk crates. A milk crate is what 12 inches tall? Ya buddy thats way to squatty when you get down in your start position. Hence why I went with the lower 7" one. Today's business wasn't as "falling out my ass" simplistic as yesterday, but I didn't really need to go at all. Still after about a minute with minimal effort we were able to achieve our launch window. Not a Alabama brownsnaked by any means but still able to get business done in a fashionable order. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted November 12, 2015 Bought one and giving it to the toilet bowl winner in work fantasy league. I'm betting you meant it for that, but I have my doubts it will leave your abode if you find it works for you, as there's no way u don't try it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted November 12, 2015 That might be the most disturbing thing I've ever seen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted November 12, 2015 That might be the most disturbing thing I've ever seen Almost like 2 guys, one cup, but with a unicorn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted November 12, 2015 That might be the most disturbing thing I've ever seen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted November 12, 2015 Working on a knock off of this myself. I call it the stool stool. Meh, you'll never beat my Dump Stump to market. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted November 12, 2015 Meh, you'll never beat my Dump Stump to market. only cause we are rebranding. New name...the stool tool. Eat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,323 Posted November 12, 2015 Meh, you'll never beat my Dump Stump to market. Seven. Minute. Abs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted November 12, 2015 only cause we are rebranding. New name...the stool tool. Apparently edjr already has this copyrighted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted November 12, 2015 Is there really a big need for this thing? I don't really have a problem doing it the traditional way. Having said that, I have experienced the soft swirl effect whenever I've squatted and crapped in the woods. It always forms a perfect steaming pile of greasy, soft serve sh!t. It's very appealing and I can understand why dogs like to eat it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,323 Posted November 12, 2015 Is there really a big need for this thing? I don't really have a problem doing it the traditional way. Having said that, I have experienced the soft swirl effect whenever I've squatted and crapped in the woods. It always forms a perfect steaming pile of greasy, soft serve sh!t. It's very appealing and I can understand why dogs like to eat it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted November 12, 2015 Is there really a big need for this thing? I don't really have a problem doing it the traditional way. Having said that, I have experienced the soft swirl effect whenever I've squatted and crapped in the woods. It always forms a perfect steaming pile of greasy, soft serve sh!t. It's very appealing and I can understand why dogs like to eat it. Exactly. Even if you have no problem with the way you already do it, it could be even better. I have no problem with having a hundred bucks but if I had two hundred it would be better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted November 12, 2015 Oh, and they miss the hole constantly by the way, and leave their focking cow patty there on the porcelain bowl part to harden and stink the focking place up all day. They can't be bothered to hold the flusher down until it washes away. ill flush one extra time if needed. if some still remains i say, 'oh well, im not going to waste half my day over a turd.', and leave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted November 12, 2015 ill flush one extra time if needed. if some still remains i say, 'oh well, im not going to waste half my day over a turd.', and leave. Just consider if your bullseye when you take your next piss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted November 12, 2015 Just consider if your bullseye when you take your next piss will you do this for another man's excrement? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 313 Posted November 13, 2015 I'm betting you meant it for that, but I have my doubts it will leave your abode if you find it works for you, as there's no way u don't try it. That'll go over well at the work fantasy post season get together. Here you go, and it works great! ;-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,035 Posted November 13, 2015 I've read about using the "squat" method before, in some kind of health/diet book. They said that if you use this method, that it can really help with things like hemmroids (sp), and other issues iwth your bowels/straining. NO, I haven't tried it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 313 Posted November 13, 2015 NO, I haven't tried it. Every chic has tried it at least once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted November 13, 2015 We have adjustable desks at work. Where each person can adjust the height based on their own height and comfort level. You can even roll it all the way up to stand and work. I'm thinking 2016 and beyond toilets need a hand crank to lower and raise them to whatever position you need. Why use a stool when you can adjust the height of the toilet itself. My product is great for kids and NBA players too!@# Should I start a gofundme site to help fund this? If I make it to Shark Tank I'll be sure to wear a fftoday t-shirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
