KSB2424 3,083 Posted July 21, 2017 Nobody cares about 'paint by numbers' taste test. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,647 Posted July 21, 2017 I prefer a demi-glaze with a mango-chutney reduction. On my focking thirty-three cent Ballpark meat tube You don't get to steal my s***. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,647 Posted July 21, 2017 Actually, mayo and fries dont suck. Other than, you know, the early death and whatnot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted July 21, 2017 Also. Hot dogs in general are over rated. Chicago has done its best to elevate them, but just ended up making it harder to eat without really adding anything of value. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,647 Posted July 21, 2017 also: http://www.pukadog.com/menu Seen central American dogs? Crazy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted July 21, 2017 It's unfortunate you degenerates can't appreciate the value of a properly prepared hot dog. Chicago has done it's best to turn it into something more than just a hot dog, but some of you do not get it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,287 Posted July 21, 2017 It's unfortunate you degenerates can't appreciate the value of a properly prepared hot dog. Chicago has done it's best to turn it into something more than just a hot dog, but some of you do not get it. I can see why some don't like the Chgo style Hot dog, but I grew up with them and still love them. I try to make them at home but cant find poppybuns, or vienna dogs, or steam them, but the rest I do Vienna all beef hot dog--steamed Steamed poppy seed bun Ketchup(yeah shutup) Mustard Green Relish Chopped Onion Tomato Pickle Celery salt Optional Jalapeno. I never really liked the jalapeno much. It's a nice combo. That hot hot dog with the cool toppings....Wow my stomach is grumbling now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,287 Posted July 21, 2017 Every single person here, to a man, likes ketchup and eats French fries with it. Stop this bullcrap poser Shiite where you try to look sophisticated by saying you don't like it. I've never met a single person in my life who didn't like ketchup and didn't dip their frys in it. It's fine to not prefer it on hot dogs, but stop lying and acting like you are above it. You all eat it. Jesus Christ. Well spoken. They may not all dip fries in it--but they all like ketchup. Bunch of nose in the air douches. Remember however, this IS the geek club. I once in a while like ketchup on my fries, but normally just like them plain, cause I like fries. But anyone here who says they hate ketchup or never uses it is simply a liar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,647 Posted July 21, 2017 I think you guys are missing the point of the op. All these Chicago douches thinking that they just found this wonderful new sauce. Yeah, it's called ketchup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,647 Posted July 21, 2017 Fock, now I'm craving green chili, cheez, Tater tots. . .NO catsup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted July 21, 2017 I love hot dog snobs bitching about ketchup on their leftover bits of lips and shoved in a casing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted July 21, 2017 If you people refer to hot dogs as just a hot dog, you obbiously have never had a Puka Dog. Oh my Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted July 21, 2017 I love hot dog snobs bitching about ketchup on their leftover bits of lips and ###### shoved in a casing. It's a proven fact that ketchup on hot dog lovers have baby dlcks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted July 21, 2017 You don't get to steal my s***. When I first read it, thought it was you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted July 21, 2017 It's a proven fact that ketchup on hot dog lovers have baby dlcks No need to mock their little smokies. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,895 Posted July 21, 2017 Nathan's dog with spicy brown mustard, relish and chopped onion. All that other is superfluous. If you're going to get a Chicago dog just have a sandwich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 21, 2017 Well spoken. They may not all dip fries in it--but they all like ketchup. Bunch of nose in the air douches. Remember however, this IS the geek club. I once in a while like ketchup on my fries, but normally just like them plain, cause I like fries. But anyone here who says they hate ketchup or never uses it is simply a liar. Of course everyone eats ketchup. Just saying, it's the vanilla of condiments. It's overdone. There are better tools in the box for most every scenario. Basically ketchup is versatile. It will work on anything. It's like the trusty all in one screwdriver. You have a dozen tools that are better for certain jobs. But sometimes it's just easier to use the trusty standby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,647 Posted July 21, 2017 If you're going to get a Chicago dog just have a salad. Fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,545 Posted July 21, 2017 Nathan's dog with spicy brown mustard, relish and chopped onion. All that other ###### is superfluous. If you're going to get a Chicago dog just have a sandwich. agreed just have a sub. A spicy mustard, onions is the go to for me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,647 Posted July 21, 2017 They say that fish sauce is a ketchup of Asia. I'd say those idiots never had ketchup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 21, 2017 agreed just have a sub. A spicy mustard, onions is the go to for me Yep. Mustard and onions. Maybe some cheese if I'm feeling frisky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 21, 2017 They say that fish sauce is a ketchup of Asia. I'd say those idiots never had ketchup. Fish sauce is gross. And yeah, they have ketchup. But usually it's not the same. Tastes weird. I have found that American palates have been deadened by years of high fructose corn syrup and sugar. So we like things way sweeter than they do. Their pallets, meanwhile, have been scorched by years of hot peppers (this kind that actually makes your mouth go numb) and extremely cheap grain alcohol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted July 21, 2017 If you're going to get a Chicago dog without ketchup, then you probably have a reasonably sized crank. Double fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted July 21, 2017 guilty pleasure- in college, we used to devour the bacon wrapped hot dogs in tijuana. this is probably where i learned to repress my knowledge about food in order to eat it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted July 21, 2017 I can see why some don't like the Chgo style Hot dog, but I grew up with them and still love them. I try to make them at home but cant find poppybuns, or vienna dogs, or steam them, but the rest I do Vienna all beef hot dog--steamed Steamed poppy seed bun Ketchup(yeah shutup) Mustard Green Relish Chopped Onion Tomato Pickle Celery salt Optional Jalapeno. I never really liked the jalapeno much. It's a nice combo. That hot hot dog with the cool toppings....Wow my stomach is grumbling now. jesus, just have a dog with mustard and a side salad. celery salt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted July 21, 2017 Actually, mayo and fries dont suck. Other than, you know, the early death and whatnot. try mixing ketchup, mayo and msg. r.i.p. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted July 21, 2017 also: http://www.pukadog.com/menu Pukadog is life! I had it in Hawaii and man o man it was good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted July 21, 2017 Pukadog is life! I had it in Hawaii and man o man it was good. The Kauai special :drool: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted July 21, 2017 Fish sauce is gross. link Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted July 21, 2017 Pukadog is life! I had it in Hawaii and man o man it was good. why would a veggie dog be more expensive than a meat one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted July 21, 2017 Only kids and black people put ketchup on hot dogs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,384 Posted July 21, 2017 I don't understand the dislike of ketchup on a hot dog... What is so bad about it? People who don't put ketchup on hotdogs hate america Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted July 21, 2017 Only kids and black people put ketchup on hot dogs what do you have against kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted July 21, 2017 Went to chic fil et for lunch. I got BBQ Daughter got Polynesian sauce Heathen wife got ketchup Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted July 21, 2017 People who don't put ketchup on hotdogs hate america You sound like ISIS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted July 21, 2017 Went to chic fil et for lunch. I got BBQ Daughter got Polynesian sauce Heathen wife got ketchup You need to set her straight and show her this thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted July 21, 2017 Wife chimed in with ketchup and Dill relish for cheap hot dogs. Prefers mustard kraut with better dogs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted July 21, 2017 You need to set her straight and show her this thread I let her know about the debate. Will show her when we settle in at hotel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted July 21, 2017 Wife chimed in with ketchup and Dill relish for cheap hot dogs. Prefers mustard kraut with better dogs tell her to mind her own business. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted July 21, 2017 I think it's funny that sweet flavoring is considered childish. While it's true many "adult" tastes are bitter or salty, most of the processed food and drinks in this country are sweetened. And most people like dessert, no matter their age. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites