dain11279 928 Posted August 28, 2017 Your Monday version of WYTS - The G-MEN http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-new-york-giants-1798423951 Pretty good read today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,660 Posted August 28, 2017 Your Monday version of WYTS - The G-MEN http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-new-york-giants-1798423951 Pretty good read today Didn't laugh once. That one was humorless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted August 28, 2017 Haven't read it yet but it should be a good one today cuz it's the LIONS http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-detroit-lions-1798382848 Well damn the very first picture says it all LOL Stafford 5-46 against winning teams? Is that stat right? All this time I thought Newbie was an Eagles fan, not a Lions fan... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted August 28, 2017 Didn't laugh once. That one was humorless. Sour puss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,660 Posted August 28, 2017 Sour puss Some of them are very funny. That one didn't have any humor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted August 28, 2017 Some of them are very funny. That one didn't have any humor. Have to agree, even the comments aren't very good on this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,147 Posted August 30, 2017 I had to find the raiders article myself today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted August 30, 2017 The RAIDERS (sorry frank) http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-oakland-ish-raiders-1798425358 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted August 30, 2017 Even though the city is going through hell right now, we can still ruin their team. The Texans http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-houston-texans-1798427225 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted August 31, 2017 A two-fer today!! The Seahags: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-seattle-seahawks-1798657931 And the Chefs: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-kansas-city-chiefs-1798659162 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted September 1, 2017 A lot of 'Boys fans at the GC, they're up today http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-dallas-cowboys-1798693917 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted September 1, 2017 A lot of 'Boys fans at the GC, they're up today http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-dallas-cowboys-1798693917 Did some disgruntled Eagle fan write that shite? That was crap.........not even close to being brilliant or funny, just crap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted September 4, 2017 PACK PACK PACK http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-green-bay-packers-1798699021 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted September 4, 2017 WHy didn't anyone tackle Antonio Freeman when he got up?!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,545 Posted September 4, 2017 Until the day you people die (and its coming soon; Ive seen the way you eat), you will be stuck with Beav calling isolation plays with his 10th-string back on third and 5, and Capers orchestrating a defense that only looks good against any offense that cant play offense. Made me laugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted September 4, 2017 Steelers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted September 5, 2017 Steelers? Yup, they're up today http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-pittsburgh-steelers-1799179375 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted September 5, 2017 Did some disgruntled Eagle fan write that shite? That was crap.........not even close to being brilliant or funny, just crap Wasn't exactly knee slapping - but he was dead on about Garrett... His ass needs to go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted September 6, 2017 28-3!!! Only the Pats are left after today http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-atlanta-falcons-1799949492 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted September 7, 2017 And finally, the Pats who the author despises "Aaron Hernandez got his conviction voided by killing himself. That was like the Tuck Rule of murder." http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-new-england-patriots-1800674923 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted September 7, 2017 And finally, the Pats who the author despises "Aaron Hernandez got his conviction voided by killing himself. That was like the Tuck Rule of murder." http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-new-england-patriots-1800674923 That quote had my side hurting from laughing so hard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 8, 2017 28-3!!! Only the Pats are left after today http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-atlanta-falcons-1799949492 Most important, the team has moved into its new stadium. Ah yes, the House That 28-3 Built. Sponsored by Mercedes! Because the Germans ALSO know a thing or two about lost momentum. I wouldnt take a piss on Kyle Shanahan to save him if he was crawling out of Andre Risons house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 8, 2017 The Prototypical pats fan... While the Pats were down 28-3, I told my buddy at a bar that I simply hoped they could reduce the lead so it was not a blow out. As the Pats edged their way back, I continued to drink heavily (beer and Jager). Suddenly they tied it and was on. I proceeded to get back to talking and ramp it up 10x (I probably said some racist , I am not even sure) to the point where my friends were visibly uncomfortable (as my gf told me the following day). When they scored the TD, I stood up on the table and gave two middle fingers to the three different tables (possibly 12 people in total, women included) I had been squawking at all game. It honestly looked like Conor McGregor and the bullshit he pulls in press conferences, except for the fact that I am slightly overweight and nobody finds me intimidating. Suddenly one of the guys I had flipped off grabbed my legs and pulled me down to the table. Punches were thrown. Four other gentlemen joined in the beat down. It was a flurry of blood and beer. I got royally up. Of the five friends I came with, only two jumped in to help me. The other three were likely embarrassed of me and thought I deserved it, or they are just pussies. I cant decide. I am pretty sure my girlfriend thinks less of me to this day. Anyways, Pats won. Life is good. My face eventually healed. My friends are , but I cannot do any better, so it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HanRay 3 Posted September 9, 2017 I can certainly add to the Panthers that for some God Forsaken reason the front office thinks it is OK to carry 2 Kickers into Game 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites