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Haven't read it yet but it should be a good one today cuz it's the LIONS

 

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-detroit-lions-1798382848

 

 

Well damn the very first picture says it all LOL

 

Stafford 5-46 against winning teams? Is that stat right?

All this time I thought Newbie was an Eagles fan, not a Lions fan... :dunno:

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Sour puss :mad:

Some of them are very funny. That one didn't have any humor.

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Some of them are very funny. That one didn't have any humor.

Have to agree, even the comments aren't very good on this one.

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Until the day you people die (and its coming soon; Ive seen the way you eat), you will be stuck with Beav calling isolation plays with his 10th-string back on third and 5, and Capers orchestrating a defense that only looks good against any offense that cant play offense.

 

Made me laugh

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Did some disgruntled Eagle fan write that shite?

 

That was crap.........not even close to being brilliant or funny, just crap

Wasn't exactly knee slapping - but he was dead on about Garrett... His ass needs to go.

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28-3!!! Only the Pats are left after today

 

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-atlanta-falcons-1799949492

Most important, the team has moved into its new stadium. Ah yes, the House That 28-3 Built. Sponsored by Mercedes! Because the Germans ALSO know a thing or two about lost momentum.

 

:lol:

 

I wouldnt take a piss on Kyle Shanahan to save him if he was crawling out of Andre Risons house.

 

:lol:

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The Prototypical pats fan...

 

While the Pats were down 28-3, I told my buddy at a bar that I simply hoped they could reduce the lead so it was not a blow out. As the Pats edged their way back, I continued to drink heavily (beer and Jager). Suddenly they tied it and was on. I proceeded to get back to talking and ramp it up 10x (I probably said some racist , I am not even sure) to the point where my friends were visibly uncomfortable (as my gf told me the following day). When they scored the TD, I stood up on the table and gave two middle fingers to the three different tables (possibly 12 people in total, women included) I had been squawking at all game. It honestly looked like Conor McGregor and the bullshit he pulls in press conferences, except for the fact that I am slightly overweight and nobody finds me intimidating.

 

Suddenly one of the guys I had flipped off grabbed my legs and pulled me down to the table. Punches were thrown. Four other gentlemen joined in the beat down. It was a flurry of blood and beer. I got royally up. Of the five friends I came with, only two jumped in to help me. The other three were likely embarrassed of me and thought I deserved it, or they are just pussies. I cant decide. I am pretty sure my girlfriend thinks less of me to this day.

 

Anyways, Pats won. Life is good. My face eventually healed. My friends are , but I cannot do any better, so it.

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I can certainly add to the Panthers that for some God Forsaken reason the front office thinks it is OK to carry 2 Kickers into Game 1. :doh:

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