NorthernVike 2,082 Posted September 18, 2017 http://heavy.com/comedy/2012/12/the-20-worst-kids-toys-ever/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,082 Posted September 18, 2017 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/28-of-the-worst-toys-ever-made-for-kids/84836307/ The "Two Finger Squirter" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 890 Posted September 18, 2017 this woulda been a good thread if it were just about old toys. why ya have to gay everything up with a draft??????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted September 18, 2017 Plus it's like the slowest draft ever. That should be the next draft, naming things slower than this draft. 1:1 - Molasses 1:2 - A Snail 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,782 Posted September 18, 2017 And can we keep page one, post one updated? It's a bit much to sort through this mess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,096 Posted September 18, 2017 And can we keep page one, post one updated? It's a bit much to sort through this mess. It is and has been. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,782 Posted September 18, 2017 It is and has been. 1. TBBOM: LEGO's 2. edjr: GI Joes.....Star Wars Action Figures 3. KSB: Barbie.....Transformers 4. Bunny: Hot Wheels.....Slip-N-Slide 5. Cruzer: Monopoly......Atari 6. TommyG: Erector Set....Magic 8 Ball 7. Sux: Big Wheel....Skateboard 8. tantastic: He-Man....Super Soaker Well then the thread title is wrong, you say TBBOM is on the clock. Or is this not a serpentine draft? Seems to me tantastic is on the clock. You probably have each waiting on the other one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,096 Posted September 18, 2017 This is why we can't have nice things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,620 Posted September 18, 2017 This is why we can't have nice things. Simon says to get yourself together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,096 Posted September 18, 2017 1. TBBOM: LEGO's 2. edjr: GI Joes.....Star Wars Action Figures 3. KSB: Barbie.....Transformers 4. Bunny: Hot Wheels.....Slip-N-Slide 5. Cruzer: Monopoly......Atari 6. TommyG: Erector Set....Magic 8 Ball 7. Sux: Big Wheel....Skateboard 8. tantastic: He-Man....Super Soaker Well then the thread title is wrong, you say TBBOM is on the clock. Or is this not a serpentine draft? Seems to me tantastic is on the clock. You probably have each waiting on the other one. Just follow the picks. Who only has one pick? I thought it was fairly easy to follow but I'll add it a different way as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,821 Posted September 19, 2017 Simon says to get yourself together. Stop tinkering with the draft. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 732 Posted September 19, 2017 If PoColts was involved in this his first rounder would have been "Appliance box left out in front of the neighbors house on garbage day." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 19, 2017 2.8 Easy Bake Oven 3.1 Play dough Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted September 19, 2017 frisbee, bicycle, yoyo, hula hoop Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted September 19, 2017 wacky packages Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,620 Posted September 19, 2017 frisbee, bicycle, yoyo, hula hoop That's not cool, you cannot just name toys like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,216 Posted September 19, 2017 That's not cool, you cannot just name toys like that. Wii didn't put you in charge of this Operation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,096 Posted September 19, 2017 3.2. Rubiks Cube (for edjr) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted September 19, 2017 3.3. The Yo Yo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,096 Posted September 19, 2017 Story time. I played baseball in H.S. and softball after college....up until now even. For a few years I was also Player/Coach. It would infuriate me when I'd have players sign up to play but only make like two or three games the whole season. To the point we had to forfeit a game or two because not enough players would show up. Not only is that not cool to our teammates but its unfair to the other team too. I had a team meeting / email saying as much and a few of the guys whined and moaned about how busy their life was....etc.....etc. As if nobody else had a job and a family and other stuff. I told them, "If you can't make softball....DON'T SIGN UP FOR SOFTBALL!@#!" Don't make commitments you cannot keep, plain and simple. We could have gotten other players in your stead. So Bunny.........If you can't make softball....DON'T SIGN UP FOR SOFTBALL!@#! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted September 19, 2017 We need a Mel Kiperesque Best Toys Available scroll. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted September 19, 2017 Stop with drama. BUB. I might go on a bender and not post for a day or 3. If the NY Football Giants lose tonight I might just do that. I have a killer sleeper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,096 Posted September 19, 2017 Stop with drama. BUB. I might go on a bender and not post for a day or 3. If the NY Football Giants lose tonight I might just do that. I have a killer sleeper. Much like in the 2003 NFL Draft with the Minnesota Vikings, you take to long (half a day), you get skipped. http://www.espn.com/nfldraft/columnist?id=1545117 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,096 Posted September 19, 2017 We need a Mel Kiperesque Best Toys Available scroll. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted September 19, 2017 Much like in the 2003 NFL Draft with the Minnesota Vikings, you take to long (half a day), you get skipped. http://www.espn.com/nfldraft/columnist?id=1545117 Yeah but you do realize we are a bunch of misfits on a low rent message bored call the Geek Club right ? Not the NFL. This could take 3 weeks and I wouldn't be upset. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,096 Posted September 19, 2017 misfits Stop calling out toys not drafted!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,620 Posted September 19, 2017 Story time. I played baseball in H.S. and softball after college....up until now even. For a few years I was also Player/Coach. It would infuriate me when I'd have players sign up to play but only make like two or three games the whole season. To the point we had to forfeit a game or two because not enough players would show up. Not only is that not cool to our teammates but its unfair to the other team too. I had a team meeting / email saying as much and a few of the guys whined and moaned about how busy their life was....etc.....etc. As if nobody else had a job and a family and other stuff. I told them, "If you can't make softball....DON'T SIGN UP FOR SOFTBALL!@#!" Don't make commitments you cannot keep, plain and simple. We could have gotten other players in your stead. So Bunny.........If you can't make softball....DON'T SIGN UP FOR SOFTBALL!@#! I have a similar story, except it was wiffleball. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,051 Posted September 19, 2017 Story time. I played baseball in H.S. and softball after college....up until now even. For a few years I was also Player/Coach. It would infuriate me when I'd have players sign up to play but only make like two or three games the whole season. To the point we had to forfeit a game or two because not enough players would show up. Not only is that not cool to our teammates but its unfair to the other team too. I had a team meeting / email saying as much and a few of the guys whined and moaned about how busy their life was....etc.....etc. As if nobody else had a job and a family and other stuff. I told them, "If you can't make softball....DON'T SIGN UP FOR SOFTBALL!@#!" Don't make commitments you cannot keep, plain and simple. We could have gotten other players in your stead. So Bunny.........If you can't make softball....DON'T SIGN UP FOR SOFTBALL!@#! Chess. Biotech.mom has stage 4 dementia and had more important things to deal with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,051 Posted September 19, 2017 Yeah, I enjoy the adult game of chess too. I was taught at 5. As a child. Sorry you were taught checkers at Cracker Barrel while Mom wandered the popirai section. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,096 Posted September 19, 2017 Sorry about your mom Bunny. Do you need somebody to take over your team so you don't have to worry about something as stupid as this draft? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,096 Posted September 19, 2017 Ok wait. GoColts pulled this maneuver in a Geek Of The Year contest a few years ago and it worked. The "Woe is Me" play that garners sympathy votes. I see you Bunny. That's a veteran move. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted September 19, 2017 Ok wait. GoColts pulled this maneuver in a Geek Of The Year contest a few years ago and it worked. The "Woe is Me" play that garners sympathy votes. I see you Bunny. That's veteran move. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted September 19, 2017 Ok wait. GoColts pulled this maneuver in a Geek Of The Year contest a few years ago and it worked. The "Woe is Me" play that garners sympathy votes. I see you Bunny. That's veteran move. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,051 Posted September 19, 2017 Sorry about your mom Bunny. Do you need somebody to take over your team so you don't have to worry about something as stupid as this draft? I picked chess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted September 19, 2017 I'l take it over but we need to restart and I want first pick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,821 Posted September 19, 2017 I have a similar story, except it was wiffleball. I have a similar story, except it was tonka toys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,096 Posted September 19, 2017 I have a similar story, except it was tonka toys. I know kids who play piano. Toy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,051 Posted September 19, 2017 Ant Farm is next. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,096 Posted September 19, 2017 Ant Farm is next. Yeah but it won't be till Thursday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites