Cloaca du jour 2,066 Posted October 13, 2017 Id be amazed and wonder who taught her how! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 380 Posted October 13, 2017 squirt back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted October 13, 2017 Most squirting is fake....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted October 13, 2017 Most squirting is fake....... LOL....you're not doing it right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted October 13, 2017 LOL....you're not doing it right. I can't watch p0rn wrong...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted October 13, 2017 I can't watch p0rn wrong...... You should try touching a woman once. You might enjoy it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted October 13, 2017 You should try touching a woman once. You might enjoy it. Your mom's number? Is she a squirter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted October 13, 2017 It would only be fair. I am constantly shooting body fluids all over her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted October 13, 2017 Most squirting is fake.......I've been squirted once, it's real. This one hit me right in the shoulder/neck while finger banging a last call skank. It smelled bad enough that I started gagging there on the spot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted October 13, 2017 I've been squirted once, it's real. This one hit me right in the shoulder/neck while finger banging a last call skank. It smelled bad enough that I started gagging there on the spot. That was a tranny and he jizzed on you. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted October 13, 2017 That was a tranny and he jizzed on you. Quality Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted October 13, 2017 That was a tranny and he jizzed on you. he had a nice rack, and meat curtains Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted October 13, 2017 Your mom's number? Is she a squirter? She died just over a year ago But you can try my sister 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 14, 2017 I've been squirted once, it's real. This one hit me right in the shoulder/neck while finger banging a last call skank. It smelled bad enough that I started gagging there on the spot. I had it happen once. Was going down on a chick, and all of a sudden, it was like a focking faucet. Soaked the bed. Was pretty gross. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,926 Posted October 14, 2017 I had it happen once. Was going down on a chick, and all of a sudden, it was like a focking faucet. Soaked the bed. Was pretty gross. Did she apologize? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 14, 2017 Did she apologize? Not for that. Later she knocked a glass of red wine in the carpet. Apologized for that part. That was a one nighter. Never saw her again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted October 15, 2017 That was a tranny and he jizzed on you. You won this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted October 15, 2017 Not for that. Later she knocked a glass of red wine in the carpet. Apologized for that part. That was a one nighter. Never saw her again. Jeezus, she is not good with liquids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 15, 2017 Jeezus, she is not good with liquids. I dunno. She handled mine just fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted October 15, 2017 I dunno. She handled mine just fine. Water sports ? Peed on her ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 15, 2017 Water sports ? Peed on her ? No. But she swallowed the standard load. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,180 Posted October 15, 2017 No. But I swallowed the standard load. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites