NorthernVike 2,080 Posted October 18, 2018 A life time supply of cilantro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,659 Posted October 18, 2018 The complete Facts of Life collection on VHS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vince44 202 Posted October 18, 2018 Roadhouse and Next of Kin DVD's. Wal Mart sells them together as a package. Wiff seems to like Swayze action movies from the late 80's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,659 Posted October 18, 2018 A stripper-gram and a Matt's beer ball. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,659 Posted October 18, 2018 Seafoams Korean bride catalog. Pre-war edition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted October 18, 2018 The complete Facts of Life collection on VHS does he have a thing for mrs garrett? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted October 18, 2018 One of those high tech sex dolls. If we can't raise enough money to afford that, one of the inflatable ones. If we don't get enough money for that either, a cantelope. If we can't afford the cantelope, a link to a video of a fat guy focking a cantelope. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,659 Posted October 18, 2018 A 12 pack of Coors and a bottle of NyQuil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted October 18, 2018 A life time supply of cilantro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,659 Posted October 18, 2018 A Thigh master and a Snuggie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted October 18, 2018 A Thigh master and a Snuggie Please don't. I lost the first Thigh Master in 2003. It's wedged somewhere in my taint, but I can't find it. Damn thing triggers the alarm with the TSA every time I travel though. And the Snuggie? It was a little too snug. I don't know, these things must be manufactured by Asians or something. Not for American sized men. It didn't fit. The thing is so stiff with bodily fluids these days, it stands upright in the corner like one of them little sand people from Star Wars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,659 Posted October 18, 2018 Pitch Perfect 2: Uncut. With special commentary by Anna Kendrick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,659 Posted October 19, 2018 A ride on Digbys private jet to Augusta International 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the s is ilent 69 Posted October 19, 2018 Please don't. I lost the first Thigh Master in 2003. It's wedged somewhere in my taint, but I can't find it. Damn thing triggers the alarm with the TSA every time I travel though. And the Snuggie? It was a little too snug. I don't know, these things must be manufactured by Asians or something. Not for American sized men. It didn't fit. The thing is so stiff with bodily fluids these days, it stands upright in the corner like one of them little sand people from Star Wars. Brilliant. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,659 Posted October 19, 2018 A gift certificate to Sizzler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted October 19, 2018 no cyanide capsules? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,659 Posted October 19, 2018 A unicycle and a kazoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted October 19, 2018 A unicycle and a kazoo To go with that, I'll get him a fez cap, mintan, salvar, and fake Rollie Fingers mustache 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted October 19, 2018 i can see him here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,659 Posted October 20, 2018 An "I'm With Her" t-shirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted October 20, 2018 An "I'm With Her" t-shirt. https://goo.gl/images/B2W7xB :Bananna: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted October 20, 2018 i can see him here. https://goo.gl/images/rqMph1 Fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,207 Posted October 20, 2018 A MAGA hat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vince44 202 Posted December 26, 2018 A lifetime subscription to TV guide Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted December 26, 2018 A 12 pack of Coors and a bottle of NyQuil I wonder if you could mix these like Purple drank. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted December 27, 2018 Two tickets to the ruth bader ginsberg movie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 27, 2018 Two tickets to the ruth bader ginsberg funeral Fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted December 27, 2018 Trip to Sex Island. He said he will try every drug available... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted December 27, 2018 https://mechanicalkeyboards.com/shop/index.php?l=product_detail&p=4332 Woman tried my mechanical keyboard last year and loved it. So I got her one for her office. (Cherry MX Red keys - little quieter). Once you go mechanical, there's no going back! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites