IGotWorms 3,439 Posted April 19, 2018 As you geeks know, I am the greatest lawyer that ever lived. Well now I have to choose between a clerkship with the United States Supreme Court or the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals. Now you might think Supreme Court is the obvious answer. BUT my brother in law (formerly dying of cancer but he cured cancer and made a miraculous recovery, because thats how my family rolls) tells me that hes got a great business plan for me after the D.C. Circuit. The details are a little fuzzy but apparently it involves making certain inconvenient personal problems go away for prominent politicians and media personalities. So what do yall think? Id appreciate honest responses here and not the usual crap from a bunch of pathetic losers who sit around posting all day at this sh1thole where I also post. TIA 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted April 19, 2018 I dunno man, have you considered NFL QB? I know you were highly thought of in pee wee. Or perhaps next time youre playing at St. Andrews you could post it on YouTube. Youd get a pga card for sure. Oh wait... posting on YouTube would probably violate opsec. You should probably just get some job for $15 an hour somewhere and lay low. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,653 Posted April 19, 2018 I dunno man, have you considered NFL QB? I know you were highly thought of in pee wee. Or perhaps next time youre playing at St. Andrews you could post it on YouTube. Youd get a pga card for sure. Oh wait... posting on YouTube would probably violate opsec. You should probably just get some job for $15 an hour somewhere and lay low. Yeah dude. It's all about opsec. You almost just got worms assassinated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted April 19, 2018 Yeah dude. It's all about opsec. You almost just got worms assassinated. No killer would take that job. It would be suicide. I mean, until a freak hangnail made him transfer to the JAG corps, worms was the focking baddest guy in Delta force. Or so I hear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the s is ilent 69 Posted April 19, 2018 Shoot for the moon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,653 Posted April 19, 2018 Shoot for the moon. Or pull a digbay and actually shoot the moon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 19, 2018 I heard a position just opened up on night court. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,914 Posted April 19, 2018 I'm not comfortable answering this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted April 19, 2018 FWIW, older, now retired from his own practice, friend of mine talks about how he developed all of his contacts from clerking in the DC Circuit. He ranks among the top smartest people I've ever met. So really there is nothing for Worms to get from this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,439 Posted April 19, 2018 No killer would take that job. It would be suicide. I mean, until a freak hangnail made him transfer to the JAG corps, worms was the focking baddest guy in Delta force. Or so I hear. Dude, hangnails are no laughing matter. Im still on partial disability from that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted April 19, 2018 Go with the Court of Appeals. There would finally be something appealing about you! BWAHAHAHA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12th Man 884 Posted April 19, 2018 Sure ya do Exactly.... he's a focking ambulance chaser... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,593 Posted April 19, 2018 Have you considered helping junior high school kids explain their various infractions to the vice-principal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted April 19, 2018 Superb high effort stuff here. Lol the stuff in this thread from Titans. Crikey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 19, 2018 Sure ya do Sarcasm is wasted on you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,653 Posted April 19, 2018 Sarcasm is wasted on you. Sarcasm, humor, smiling, hyperbole. He doesn't get it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,439 Posted April 19, 2018 Sarcasm is wasted on you. Yeah I didnt even want to attack him over that. It was just embarrassing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted April 19, 2018 Sarcasm, humor, smiling, hyperbole. He doesn't get it. Not getting 'it' would put a damper all of those. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,605 Posted April 19, 2018 Sarcasm is wasted on you. Are you saying this was all an elaborate ruse? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted April 19, 2018 Sarcasm is wasted on you. only read the first line and knew who the author was. He's the original digbyMy bad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites