BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted September 15, 2018 I never had to have one. Was tall dark and handsome at age three. I had carte blanche before I entered my first nursery. Loving fat bottom girls that make the rockin world go round opened doors. Chubb haters are without fireside. Thanks. So my daughter comes home tonight from college and tells me she's coming home to see a new club.Turns eighteen within days. Friends are bringing her out. Me: Got an ID? Lil Bunny: Paid a hundred last week and it's good. Really good. Me: Show me. Better than anything I've ever seen. Won't say the state, but it's good. What's the best you had? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 15, 2018 Of course you didnt need an ID. You grew up in New Orleans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted September 15, 2018 Of course you didnt need an ID. You grew up in New Orleans. Funny. LA was the last state in all fifty to make the law twenty one. I fell into the law just before I turned eighteen. Grandfathered in. Love me some Napolenioc Laws. Harsh justice but fair to morons like I. Did you have any LA law experience? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted September 15, 2018 I was in the Army in Germany and didnt have this problem. Meanwhile, my brother, like most Detroit 18 y/os, would go to Canada. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 15, 2018 Funny. LA was the last state in all fifty to make the law twenty one. I fell into the law just before I turned eighteen. Grandfathered in. Love me some Napolenioc Laws. Harsh justice but fair to morons like I. Did you have any LA law experience? None at all. But everyone in my high school used to go down there to party until they changed the focking law. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted September 15, 2018 I look about 8 years younger than I am. So yeah never was able to get away with buying alcohol underage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 15, 2018 I look about 8 years younger than I am. So yeah never was able to get away with buying alcohol underage Me too. Fortunately, a homeless guy with an entrepreneurial spirit slept behind the liquor store. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted September 15, 2018 I look about 8 years younger than I am. So yeah never was able to get away with buying alcohol underage I never had a problem by the age of fifteen. Had two friends with your dilemma though. If I wasn't there they were screwed. One of them used to try at the A&P grocery store and would always get shot down. Dumb ass would return the beer all the way in the back and leave deflated. He kept trying and one day he left the beer at the register. The cashier got pissed as she had to return it. Couple days later he did it again. This goes on all week. So by the end of the week he and a friend try to buy four cases. No cart. She goes to ID them and says.....I know neither of you little bastarsds have ID or money to pay fo four cases. My dawgs are hurting (feet) and I ain't walking back there. You pay and the other one returns this other sh!t. Ramona never carded them again. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted September 15, 2018 I looked 21 at 16. Of course now I look 60 at 49. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,209 Posted September 15, 2018 Back in the late 80s in the northeast we found that Ohio had the easiest licenses to forge, plus it was far enough away that people didn't see them often. This was back before holograms and other security stuff. Used it hundreds of times including a PA state run liquor store on New Year's Eve (OK that was dumb ). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,980 Posted September 15, 2018 My brother and I look very much alike. He is 3 years older than me. And he got a lot of tickets as a kid so the DMV never gave him an extension. When his license expired at age 21 I took his old one. It was expired but only once ever did a bar question that. I showed them my extension and they didn't notice it had a different name. Worked perfectly until I turned 21. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted September 15, 2018 I never had a problem by the age of fifteen. Had two friends with your dilemma though. If I wasn't there they were screwed. One of them used to try at the A&P grocery store and would always get shot down. Dumb ass would return the beer all the way in the back and leave deflated. He kept trying and one day he left the beer at the register. The cashier got pissed as she had to return it. Couple days later he did it again. This goes on all week. So by the end of the week he and a friend try to buy four cases. No cart. She goes to ID them and says.....I know neither of you little bastarsds have ID or money to pay fo four cases. My dawgs are hurting (feet) and I ain't walking back there. You pay and the other one returns this other sh!t. Ramona never carded them again. That's the way to do it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted September 15, 2018 I looked 21 at 16. Of course now I look 60 at 49. Yeah it's a blessing until ya start to get older. I was asked at 32 if it was my first time voting, like I was some kid. I don't think I look that young Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SenatorRock 708 Posted September 15, 2018 During Jr and Sr year of high school I had a real license from a dude that worked at the same restaurant as me. Picture was close enough that it was never rejected, but the birthday was 9 years older so I definitely got some funny looks buying carts full of beer on Friday afternoons. Summer after HS bought a legit fake ID in Hawaii from some dude on the corner. For $100 you got to pick your state (I went with CO), pick your info, and he took a pic of you and printed/laminated everything. On the back of the ID in fine print it said "this ID for novelty use only". Worked great for a year and a half until it was snaked by the bouncers at Club La Vela in Panama City on spring break. Not sure what I used from then until the next year when I turned 21, probably borrowed someone's ID who had already turned 21. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted September 15, 2018 Had one that worked well in the small town we went to school. Basically was a tape cover the date of our real OD and have the proper year to be 21. Guys who made them ended up getting busted (some idiot who had one got pulled over for suspected DUI and handed the cop the fake...and then tatted them out). Cops came to my dorm in the middle of the night. I didnt keep the tape on it and so they looked at my id asked if I had the fake on it. Told them I tried it but it didnt look right and O got rid of it. They left. Immediately called and woke up other friends to warn them cops were in their way. Someone tried it in another city and the bouncer immediately knew it and ripped the tape off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,660 Posted September 15, 2018 Digby used a fake name for his. He went with McLovin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted September 16, 2018 went to college in san diego. mexico was only 20 min away. but then we started a little id business for the local bars. tennessee id with the same name Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SenatorRock 708 Posted September 16, 2018 went to college in san diego. mexico was only 20 min away. but then we started a little id business for the local bars. tennessee id with the same name You ever hit up Hong Kong? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tubby_mcgee 686 Posted September 16, 2018 In college, my cousin, one year younger than the rest of us (21)...needed a fake ID. This was 1993/1994.So we go online. JK. We look in USA Today....or stumble across an ad in USA Today. First, we need to get him a pic on a certain color background. So we buy a sheet of whatever color, take the pic ourselves, get "developed", send it off to California.Week or so later....he gets a South Dakota drivers license. (We live in ND). Apparently SD had the least strict standards at the time (somehow we were given that as the reason).He used it all over. One place, stopped him at the door, took the ID in the back room to "look it at more closely". We thought he was focked. We were all standing there...one of us whispered "lets bolt". Another one said "Lets wait. it will be okay".We waited...and about 5 minutes later they came back out and said "It's good, Sorry for inconvenience. We've never seen a SD with that color background before" The background on his just meant he was a Class 1 driver. (Semi's, Buses, etc). In hindsight, it was dumb to stay. We should have bolted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted September 16, 2018 You ever hit up Hong Kong? no knong kong for us. to be honest, it was easy picking up college chicas down there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad GLuckman 518 Posted September 16, 2018 Worked great for a year and a half until it was snaked by the bouncers at Club La Vela in Panama City on spring break. Wow, havent heard of that club in almost 20 years. Place was great. I cant remember how I got in but a bunch of us were there, mostly under 21. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted September 16, 2018 Always looked older than I was,in high school we had a small liquor store off the beaten path that a little old lady ran out of the back of her residence,never got carded once,bought there from 17 until I turned 21. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,734 Posted September 16, 2018 Never had one. Used to shoulder tap a lot until a liquor store opened up that would sell to us. Vietnamese guy called "Abe" (like Abe Lincoln) he'd look at you and ask "you cool?", meaning you weren't going to rat him out if you got caught. Of course we weren't going to rat him out, we wanted to be able buy again next weekend! Then he'd have an employee who was over 21 walk the sh!t to your car in case anybody was watching. Some dickhead eventually did rat him out and he lost his liquor license. That focker is lucky we never found out who he was. Then it was back to shoulder tapping. Until a friend started working nights at a grocery store. He'd load up a cart with beer and booze and push it over to the mortuary next door. We'd pull up, load up the truck and leave. We'd fill the bed of an F-150 with 12 packs, 2 layers deep. Good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites