sderk 1,040 Posted December 26, 2018 That can't be opened with one hand from what I can see. I always want one I can quickly and easily open Spyderco ~2.5 inch pocket carry is useful and compact. Easy open. But if you are 50 and carry a pocket knife, you already have what you want. If you are 50 and don't carry one, you probably won't start. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted December 26, 2018 My GF is impossible to buy for. She has everything materialistic she wants or needs. Makes great money, and is picky as hell about anything she buys. I never know what to get her. So this year, since I know that since she doesn't like wearing pants when lounging at home, I remembered her mentioning one time a while back that she is jealous of my having boxer briefs and her only having tiny uncomfortable panties. So I bought her some small boxer briefs. Turned out to be the best present ever. They are now her lounge around favorites. So the lesson here is, just listen to those you buy presents for and you should be all good to go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 833 Posted December 26, 2018 I like the 50 things. Even 50 scratch offs sounds good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 833 Posted December 26, 2018 Also like engraved idea maybe engraved bottle of bourbon hes an Irish Whiskey guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted December 26, 2018 Also like engraved idea maybe engraved bottle of bourbonHey I got you this empty bottle of bourbon with an engraving on it, happy birthday! But theres still a couple shots left in it. Oh my bad, err I mean, huh thats strange. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,711 Posted December 26, 2018 My GF is impossible to buy for. She has everything materialistic she wants or needs. Makes great money, and is picky as hell about anything she buys. I never know what to get her. So this year, since I know that since she doesn't like wearing pants when lounging at home, I remembered her mentioning one time a while back that she is jealous of my having boxer briefs and her only having tiny uncomfortable panties. So I bought her some small boxer briefs. Turned out to be the best present ever. They are now her lounge around favorites. So the lesson here is, just listen to those you buy presents for and you should be all good to go. A pack of underwear must have really set you back. Sounds like you're a catch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,152 Posted December 26, 2018 If he is really a close friend...give him 50 things related to 50 memories you have of you guys hangin out...gettin in trouble etc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 2,292 Posted December 26, 2018 If he is really a close friend...give him 50 things related to 50 memories you have of you guys hangin out...gettin in trouble etc 50 different things? That does sound just a tad gay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted December 26, 2018 A pack of underwear must have really set you back. Sounds like you're a catch. Well, that's for her to decide. We just both make quite a bit of money each individually and spending on high dollar goods is useless as we both have what we want and neither of us are very materialistic. We spend on quality, not quantity. But you should try having a relationship like that once in your life. It's really rewarding. We have been together for 6 years now, and it is still awesome. Thanks for just offering up a mean comment for whatever reasons you have in life. You are a bottom of the barrel real life angry old grouch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 833 Posted December 26, 2018 If he is really a close friend...give him 50 things related to 50 memories you have of you guys hangin out...gettin in trouble etc I know him 45 years. Not sure if I can come up with 50 things related to 50 memories though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted December 26, 2018 I know him 45 years. Not sure if I can come up with 50 things related to 50 memories though. I'm sure 1 would do. How about an old picture of the 2 of you somewhere from a long time ago.? Framed desktop size. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,088 Posted December 26, 2018 50 different things? That does sound just a tad gay A tad? That's full blown cack sucking right there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,152 Posted December 26, 2018 A tad? That's full blown cack sucking right there. Hey...im just tailoring the gift to the op Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,692 Posted December 26, 2018 50 shades of ghey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 2,024 Posted December 26, 2018 A tad? That's full blown cack sucking right there. I think that's what Cloaca was suggesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,088 Posted December 26, 2018 I think that's what Cloaca was suggesting. He is a Browns fan... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,944 Posted December 27, 2018 Gift: PowerPic by Twelve South It's a wireless iPhone charger but it's a picture frame. It can sit somewhere in his office or any one of his rooms in his mansion or pool house. It's high tech and useful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 833 Posted December 27, 2018 Gift: PowerPic by Twelve South It's a wireless iPhone charger but it's a picture frame. It can sit somewhere in his office or any one of his rooms in his mansion or pool house. It's high tech and useful. Thats awesome find !!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 833 Posted December 27, 2018 Its settled. And you fockers are going to Fock with me for sure. Got him a score changing Super Bowl BOX number 50. Cost $300 and pays $2000 per score change. Hope he draws good numbers. Scratch offs were close second place. 50 of them. BOXES GEEKS. BOXES. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,781 Posted December 27, 2018 Reach out to all of his friends and have them make video of themselves wishing him happy birthday and send it to you. Then edit them together into a montage. For your video, go to your local area where ever they have street musicians and pay them $20 or whatever to play happy birthday while you wish him well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 833 Posted December 27, 2018 Reach out to all of his friends and have them make video of themselves wishing him happy birthday and send it to you. Then edit them together into a montage. For your video, go to your local area where ever they have street musicians and pay them $20 or whatever to play happy birthday while you wish him well. Thats a fuccking outstanding idea. Too bad its this Friday. Too late. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,793 Posted December 27, 2018 You love pizza, right? Cheeseless? You should see his fondue parties. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 833 Posted December 27, 2018 Thats awesome find !!! Definitely getting that down the line for someone else. Thanks P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,088 Posted December 27, 2018 Squares are actually a great gift. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 833 Posted December 27, 2018 Squares are actually a great gift. BOXES MTFer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,088 Posted December 27, 2018 BOXES MTFer A box has six sides. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted December 27, 2018 does he have a dog? poop scoop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 2,024 Posted December 27, 2018 Send him to Sex Island...then have him provide a full report after. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBayXXXVII 2,615 Posted December 27, 2018 Going to a close friend (of about 44 years) 50th Birthday party this weekend- hes loaded and having it at one of the ritziest places on Long Island. WTF do you give as a gift for someone that doesnt need anything? I think cash is an insult- Ideas ? I cant afford tee time at Augusta. Just saying If he's that well off, he doesn't care about a "gift". Guys who have been friends that long don't need to exchange gifts. A card saying "Happy Birthday - Let's hang out one night one me", is the ONLY gift you really need to give and it'll probably be the best gift he gets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
