I killed a girl I used to date recently

[supermike80 1,290]

I used to love her, but I had to kill her

[Djgb13 2,338]

:reported:

[Meglamaniac 380]

OK phillybear

[Gladiators 1,904]

You made the right decision

[12th Man 884]

Dumb. 

[drobeski 3,061]

Forced

D-

[bostonlager 2,472]

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[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Just now, bostonlager said:

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Buy two of them from different stores.  Use one for the deed and then get rid of it.  Keep the clean one in the garage so that when the cops come looking to inspect it, they will see that it is devoid of any human tissue.  

[sderk 1,040]

What? Dumbass.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

3 hours ago, supermike80 said:

I used to love her, but I had to kill her

That's super mike

[supermike80 1,290]

2 hours ago, Filthy Fernadez said:

That's super mike

Alrightttttt...its an F.   Big deal.  You ball bags aren't any better

[BunnysBastatrds 1,933]

 Knew a guy who had a great job as a river boat pilot navigating ships up the Mississippi River. Found out his wife was cheating on him and killed her. Doing life in Angola. She was fat. 

[Voltaire 4,570]

9 hours ago, supermike80 said:

I used to love her, but I had to kill her

I had to put her

six feet under 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Down by the river.... I shot my baby...

[Cloaca du jour 2,069]

On 5/23/2019 at 2:25 PM, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Buy two of them from different stores.  Use one for the deed and then get rid of it.  Keep the clean one in the garage so that when the cops come looking to inspect it, they will see that it is devoid of any human tissue.  

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