Anyone ever actually hire a hooker

[Djgb13 2,338]

Couldn’t ever do it cause I’m scared I’d ever somehow walk away with an STD or get busted by the cops. But anyone here ever actually hired one? 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,579]

Picked up your mom one evening.  Not terrible, but not great either.

[sderk 1,040]

I slept with all of your wives, but, they paid me. 

[shorepatrol 1,740]

BIL hired 3 for my bachelor party. I was the only one that didn't get focked, sucked or tugged. He got caught with the black one in his moms bed lol. 

[Reality 2,710]

Never even ever really considered it.

Never had an issue hooking up when young and I've been married since '01 to someone I actually enjoy being with. Sure, I had dry spells when young but, there was always a sure thing available when I wanted it.

Had a few strippers hint at available options but, I wasn't interested or brave enough to go through with it.

[Djgb13 2,338]

23 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Picked up your mom one evening.  Not terrible, but not great either.

So that’s why I got a brand new dirt bike for my 12th bday. Thanks man! If you want another go I could always use another 4 wheeler 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,579]

37 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

So that’s why I got a brand new dirt bike for my 12th bday. Thanks man! If you want another go I could always use another 4 wheeler 

Sure!  I'll hit that sh#t again (and again...and again...and again).

[Hardcore troubadour 12,774]

43 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

So that’s why I got a brand new dirt bike for my 12th bday. Thanks man! If you want another go I could always use another 4 wheeler 

Your hooker mom still buys you stuff? Aren't you like 30? 

[jerryskids 5,248]

1 hour ago, Reality said:

Never even ever really considered it.

Never had an issue hooking up when young and I've been married since '01 to someone I actually enjoy being with. Sure, I had dry spells when young but, there was always a sure thing available when I wanted it.

Had a few strippers hint at available options but, I wasn't interested or brave enough to go through with it.

That's kinda my feeling.  Other than Singapore where they were quite aggressive (and possibly male), and some vague hints in strip clubs here, I can't say it's anything I've ever considered.  Like you I've been married a long time and like my wife, plus to me it was always about the chase and not the end (I can have great sex with my hand whenever I want).

[Djgb13 2,338]

26 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

That's kinda my feeling.  Other than Singapore where they were quite aggressive (and possibly male), and some vague hints in strip clubs here, I can't say it's anything I've ever considered.  Like you I've been married a long time and like my wife, plus to me it was always about the chase and not the end (I can have great sex with my hand whenever I want).

This is pretty much me. But I’ve also seen guys who have no problem getting laid still getting a hooker. I guess so they can actually treat them like a hooker in bed. Not sure. Either way, like strip clubs I can’t justify paying money for something I can get for free 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

At least a dozen times. Let's see...

Three times in America years ago. The marriage with the ex was ending. Hadn't had secks in like five years. Discovered backpage. The first one was great. Went to her house. Smoked some weed. Focked. Left. What's not to like?

Second one was funny. It was clearly early in her career. She kept talking about her kid, and was clearly using her real name. Was just ok.

Third one was straight fire. Hottest chick I've been with by far. Sold killer weed too. Saw her several times.

Then China... My third day here, I wandered across a street walker. $13. She sucked and focked. Hotter than you would expect for that price.

Once paid for a three way here. That was fun. I've spent $150 in way worse ways.

Been to several brothels. Used to just ask cab drivers late at night to take me to one.

If you count rub and tugs, done that at least 50 times in numerous countries.

I was a big fan of the professionals back in the day. Don't do in now, as I'm remarried, but it was fun. Highly recommend. 

[MDC 5,921]

9 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

At least a dozen times. Let's see...

Three times in America years ago. The marriage with the ex was ending. Hadn't had secks in like five years. Discovered backpage. The first one was great. Went to her house. Smoked some weed. Focked. Left. What's not to like?

Second one was funny. It was clearly early in her career. She kept talking about her kid, and was clearly using her real name. Was just ok.

Third one was straight fire. Hottest chick I've been with by far. Sold killer weed too. Saw her several times.

Then China... My third day here, I wandered across a street walker. $13. She sucked and focked. Hotter than you would expect for that price.

Once paid for a three way here. That was fun. I've spent $150 in way worse ways.

Been to several brothels. Used to just ask cab drivers late at night to take me to one.

If you count rub and tugs, done that at least 50 times in numerous countries.

I was a big fan of the professionals back in the day. Don't do in now, as I'm remarried, but it was fun. Highly recommend. 

Not judging just curious: Did you feel any shame / nervousness the first time? I understand you were in a long term dead bedroom. Just curious if it felt like a big deal the first time hiring a pro. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,579]

12 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

At least a dozen times. Let's see...

Three times in America years ago. The marriage with the ex was ending. Hadn't had secks in like five years. Discovered backpage. The first one was great. Went to her house. Smoked some weed. Focked. Left. What's not to like?

Second one was funny. It was clearly early in her career. She kept talking about her kid, and was clearly using her real name. Was just ok.

Third one was straight fire. Hottest chick I've been with by far. Sold killer weed too. Saw her several times.

Then China... My third day here, I wandered across a street walker. $13. She sucked and focked. Hotter than you would expect for that price.

Once paid for a three way here. That was fun. I've spent $150 in way worse ways.

Been to several brothels. Used to just ask cab drivers late at night to take me to one.

If you count rub and tugs, done that at least 50 times in numerous countries.

I was a big fan of the professionals back in the day. Don't do in now, as I'm remarried, but it was fun. Highly recommend. 

Jesus!  No STD's at all?  No Black Syphilus?

[Djgb13 2,338]

Just now, MDC said:

Not judging just curious: Did you feel any shame / nervousness the first time? I understand you were in a long term dead bedroom. Just curious if it felt like a big deal the first time hiring a pro. 

I don’t think I’d feel shame for doing it. I would just be scared the whole time cops are gonna come busting through the door faster than I could bust in the girl. That or id somehow end up with an STD. I’ve got no idea the pricing for a hooker but I don’t think I could pay over $100 to have sex with a girl. $20 for a BJ would be fine since a good BJ would be worth that. The time for me to buy a hooker has passed since I’m married but honestly man I’d be to scared of jail to do it 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

1 minute ago, MDC said:

Not judging just curious: Did you feel any shame / nervousness the first time? I understand you were in a long term dead bedroom. Just curious if it felt like a big deal the first time hiring a pro. 

Yeah, a little nerves I guess. It's just one of those things you don't really know what to expect. But it was cool. I walked in, she packed a bowl, we got stoned and shot the sh!t. After a few, we went to the bedroom. She knew what she was doing, and got everything started nicely.

Shame? No. Why should I? It's a business like any other. Especially in America, the chicks clearly were in it for the money, not being trafficked or anything. 

[Djgb13 2,338]

1 minute ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Jesus!  No STD's at all?  No Black Syphilus?

That fact that you say that is one of the big reasons I’ve never gotten a hooker lol 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

2 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Jesus!  No STD's at all?  No Black Syphilus?

Nah. You ALWAYS wear a rubber in those situations. And the girls strictly enforce that.

Frankly, your average hooker is probably cleaner than your average bar slut. She practices condom discipline religiously. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,579]

1 minute ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

Nah. You ALWAYS wear a rubber in those situations. And the girls strictly enforce that.

Frankly, your average hooker is probably cleaner than your average bar slut. She practices condom discipline religiously. 

So many "Your momma" jokes in this one. 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

4 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

That fact that you say that is one of the big reasons I’ve never gotten a hooker lol 

By the way, if you used to be a player, you've probably banged a hooker at some point and just didn't know it. 

The third one in America, the smoking hot one... She had three phones. One was her day job phone. She was a day care teacher for the state of Tennessee. The second phone was her weed dealer phone. She slung some great bud. And how cool is that, go buy great weed and fock a 10 in one place? 

The third was her hooker phone. Her boyfriend knew about the first two. He didn't know she turned tricks on the side.

Ive met any number of "part time" or one off hookers. You see that a lot in asia actually. They need money for somethung, they go get picked up. Don't ask for money until the very last minute.

Those girls in the bar at last call? Many of them have turned a trick or two. Count on it. 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,774]

5 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

By the way, if you used to be a player, you've probably banged a hooker at some point and just didn't know it. 

The third one in America, the smoking hot one... She had three phones. One was her day job phone. She was a day care teacher for the state of Tennessee. The second phone was her weed dealer phone. She slung some great bud. And how cool is that, go buy great weed and fock a 10 in one place? 

The third was her hooker phone. Her boyfriend knew about the first two. He didn't know she turned tricks on the side.

Ive met any number of "part time" or one off hookers. You see that a lot in asia actually. They need money for somethung, they go get picked up. Don't ask for money until the very last minute.

Those girls in the bar at last call? Many of them have turned a trick or two. Count on it. 

Digby was a video game player. Not a player player. 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,614]

18 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

I don’t think I’d feel shame for doing it. I would just be scared the whole time cops are gonna come busting through the door faster than I could bust in the girl. That or id somehow end up with an STD. I’ve got no idea the pricing for a hooker but I don’t think I could pay over $100 to have sex with a girl. $20 for a BJ would be fine since a good BJ would be worth that. The time for me to buy a hooker has passed since I’m married but honestly man I’d be to scared of jail to do it 

thats my problem, I have thought about going to a massage parlor, but my luck the one time I go and they raid the place f that, there is enough porn out there

 

[vuduchile 1,941]

I’ve banged a couple of strippers repeatedly but didn’t pay them for sex directly.  

I took them to nice dinners but I’d done that with lots of chicks  

The only time I had a pro was in Denver.   I was there on biz and decided to get an “in call” massage at my hotel   

When the hot bleach blonde, big titted chick showed up, I figured I might get a happy ending.  

She started out massaging me legit then started asking me about my personal life.  Was I married, did I have a gf, etc   

At some point, she started bullsh!tting me about how I was in such good shape, then said, “You know, you caught me on a really good night.   We could really have some fun here if you want to.”  

I asked, “What are we talking about?  She said, “What do you think?”   I said, “ How much?  She said, “Why don’t you just tip me well when we’re done”, then started to blow me.

After a bit of that, she stopped and went to get her bag. She said, I wanna have some fun too.  She dug through it and came up with a rubber.

She slapped it on, jumped on top of me and rode me like a rookie jockey in the Kentucky Derby   

After all that, she put me back on the massage table and worked on my legs and ass   

When she was done, I gave her a $100 tip. She told me to call again when I was back in town, but I never did.

 

 

[sderk 1,040]

3 minutes ago, vuduchile said:

I’ve banged a couple of strippers repeatedly but didn’t pay them for sex directly.  

I took them to nice dinners but I’d done that with lots of chicks  

The only time I had a pro was in Denver.   I was there on biz and decided to get an “in call” massage at my hotel   

When the hot bleach blonde, big titted chick showed up, I figured I might get a happy ending.  

She started out massaging me legit then started asking me about my personal life.  Was I married, did I have a gf, etc   

At some point, she started bullsh!tting me about how I was in such good shape, then said, “You know, you caught me on a really good night.   We could really have some fun here if you want to.”  

I asked, “What are we talking about?  She said, “What do you think?”   I said, “ How much?  She said, “Why don’t you just tip me well when we’re done”, then started to blow me.

After a bit of that, she stopped and went to get her bag. She said, I wanna have some fun too.  She dug through it and came up with a rubber.

She slapped it on, jumped on top of me and rode me like a rookie jockey in the Kentucky Derby   

After all that, she put me back on the massage table and worked on my legs and ass   

When she was done, I gave her a $100 tip. She told me to call again when I was back in town, but I never did.

 

 

Sounds like a Worms role play with his liberal boyfriend. Hi heels included. 

[MDC 5,921]

1 hour ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

Yeah, a little nerves I guess. It's just one of those things you don't really know what to expect. But it was cool. I walked in, she packed a bowl, we got stoned and shot the sh!t. After a few, we went to the bedroom. She knew what she was doing, and got everything started nicely.

Shame? No. Why should I? It's a business like any other. Especially in America, the chicks clearly were in it for the money, not being trafficked or anything. 

I’m probably just looking at it from my Catholic upbringing or something. Definitely not saying you should feel shame only that I probably would. I’m married so any time I would have is over.

Anyway thanks for answering my question.  

[Djgb13 2,338]

1 hour ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

By the way, if you used to be a player, you've probably banged a hooker at some point and just didn't know it. 

The third one in America, the smoking hot one... She had three phones. One was her day job phone. She was a day care teacher for the state of Tennessee. The second phone was her weed dealer phone. She slung some great bud. And how cool is that, go buy great weed and fock a 10 in one place? 

The third was her hooker phone. Her boyfriend knew about the first two. He didn't know she turned tricks on the side.

Ive met any number of "part time" or one off hookers. You see that a lot in asia actually. They need money for somethung, they go get picked up. Don't ask for money until the very last minute.

Those girls in the bar at last call? Many of them have turned a trick or two. Count on it. 

I wasn’t really a player. I actually am very picky when it comes to who I bang so I doubt I’ve banged one before. Girls I banged I usually bang again. I’d rather go home without a girl than settle for a fugly one. Could have definitely focked a lot more girls than I had but I turned down quite a few for different reasons. One of them being the girl was married and another of them being the girl left her husband that night and said she was done with him. Came over to my place, got drunk, and wanted to fock. Didn’t though cause she had a young daughter and she was also my supervisor (34 DD). 

[Mookz 1,287]

1 hour ago, vuduchile said:

I’ve banged a couple of strippers repeatedly but didn’t pay them for sex directly.  

I took them to nice dinners but I’d done that with lots of chicks  

The only time I had a pro was in Denver.   I was there on biz and decided to get an “in call” massage at my hotel   

When the hot bleach blonde, big titted chick showed up, I figured I might get a happy ending.  

She started out massaging me legit then started asking me about my personal life.  Was I married, did I have a gf, etc   

At some point, she started bullsh!tting me about how I was in such good shape, then said, “You know, you caught me on a really good night.   We could really have some fun here if you want to.”  

I asked, “What are we talking about?  She said, “What do you think?”   I said, “ How much?  She said, “Why don’t you just tip me well when we’re done”, then started to blow me.

After a bit of that, she stopped and went to get her bag. She said, I wanna have some fun too.  She dug through it and came up with a rubber.

She slapped it on, jumped on top of me and rode me like a rookie jockey in the Kentucky Derby   

After all that, she put me back on the massage table and worked on my legs and ass   

When she was done, I gave her a $100 tip. She told me to call again when I was back in town, but I never did.

 

 

Talk slower.  

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

3 hours ago, MDC said:

I’m probably just looking at it from my Catholic upbringing or something. Definitely not saying you should feel shame only that I probably would. I’m married so any time I would have is over.

Anyway thanks for answering my question.  

It kinda depends really. If it appears that the chick is doing it as a business and is totally ok with it... No shame at all. 

If seen some situations where it was clearly a chick being turned out/human trafficking type situations. That I am not cool with at all, and would not do.

I prefer independent operators for that reason. 

[bostonlager 2,475]

Several in my lifetime - Maybe 30 or so. Ask me anything. 

[edjr 5,598]

Not until backpage (my douche friend told me about it, wish he hadn;'t)  Coke + backpage = quite an evening

 

I'd never pick a ho up off the street. unless I was trying to date her

[bostonlager 2,475]

3 minutes ago, edjr said:

Not until backpage (my douche friend told me about it, wish he hadn;'t)  Coke + backpage = quite an evening

 

I'd never pick a ho up off the street. unless I was trying to date her

90% of my encounters were from CL before it got shutdown. There was one night I was wired for sound and had about 2 grams up my nose when I called a trick. She comes in, gives me a hug, grabs the money off my kitchen counter and bolted right back out my door. She hopped in the drivers car and the driver laid rubber in my driveway and sped off. 

[edjr 5,598]

24 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

90% of my encounters were from CL before it got shutdown. There was one night I was wired for sound and had about 2 grams up my nose when I called a trick. She comes in, gives me a hug, grabs the money off my kitchen counter and bolted right back out my door. She hopped in the drivers car and the driver laid rubber in my driveway and sped off. 

I had no idea CL did it. just my stupid douche friend hired a girl from BP one night we were snorting lines.  right before she showed up, he wanted to leave. 

[MDC 5,921]

27 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

90% of my encounters were from CL before it got shutdown. There was one night I was wired for sound and had about 2 grams up my nose when I called a trick. She comes in, gives me a hug, grabs the money off my kitchen counter and bolted right back out my door. She hopped in the drivers car and the driver laid rubber in my driveway and sped off. 

This sounds like a tj booker story.  

[edjr 5,598]

26 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

90% of my encounters were from CL before it got shutdown. There was one night I was wired for sound and had about 2 grams up my nose when I called a trick. She comes in, gives me a hug, grabs the money off my kitchen counter and bolted right back out my door. She hopped in the drivers car and the driver laid rubber in my driveway and sped off. 

lucky for you there was a rubber involved. Me? I rawdog them (or at least one, we became friends and did yay together, no charge for hanging out, plenty for the yay). yup

[bostonlager 2,475]

8 minutes ago, edjr said:

lucky for you there was a rubber involved. Me? I rawdog them (or at least one, we became friends and did yay together, no charge for hanging out, plenty for the yay). yup

I went raw dog once on foreign soil and ended up with messican chlamydia. 

[edjr 5,598]

Just now, bostonlager said:

I went raw dog once on foreign soil and ended up with messican chlamydia. 

is that like a smaller version that smells worse?

[bostonlager 2,475]

7 minutes ago, edjr said:

is that like a smaller version that smells worse?

It burned more than any American chlamydia I've had. 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

7 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

I went raw dog once on foreign soil and ended up with messican chlamydia. 

Ive been raw dog on foreign soil a few times. Not hookers though. Fortunately, no adverse effects, although it's possible there's a half Chinaman out there that can call me daddy. I tended to ghost a lot in those days. 

[bostonlager 2,475]

2 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

Ive been raw dog on foreign soil a few times. Not hookers though. Fortunately, no adverse effects, although it's possible there's a half Chinaman out there that can call me daddy. I tended to ghost a lot in those days. 

Chinese Cromartie. 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Just now, bostonlager said:

Chinese Cromartie. 

Fortunately abortion is legal, cheap, and common here. In the event I planted seeds, they were most likely dysoned. They wouldn't want to shame their family by being wh0res and all.

The 19 year old I was tapping for a while had had 3 abortions already. 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,774]

Anyone ever kill one?