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**The SMOKE SHOW countdown: 100 Hottest TV Character Sluts of all time according to ME**

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5 minutes ago, bandrus1 said:

No Vanna white yet?

 

For shame

She's not a "Character." 

With Vanna you could include a young Kathy Lee Gifford, Jane Kennedy who did sports and many others. 

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2 minutes ago, Secret Asian Man said:

She's not a "Character." 

With Vanna you could include a young Kathy Lee Gifford, Jane Kennedy who did sports and many others. 

Hmm ok fair enough

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Vanna White has played some characters on TV...  She was in a "Married...  with Children" episode and didn't play herself in 1993 (according to IMDB)...

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13 minutes ago, posty said:

Vanna White has played some characters on TV...  She was in a "Married...  with Children" episode and didn't play herself in 1993 (according to IMDB)...

With that I would suggest Lt. Wilson (Raquel Welsh) in McHale's Navy. 

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Jodie Banks (The Fall Guy)

Christine Sullivan (Night Court)

Kelly Taylor (Beverly Hills 90210)

Amanda Rollins (Law and Order: SVU)

Laurie Partridge (The Partridge Family)

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Thank you all for your recommendations. The list is made up and at this point just a matter of what order they go in. 97 will drop in the early a.m. Stay tuned. 

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Just now, bostonlager said:

Thank you all for your recommendations. The list is made up and at this point just a matter of what order they go in. 97 will drop in the early a.m. Stay tuned. 

Anybody guess your #1 yet?  Just curious...

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7 minutes ago, posty said:

Anybody guess your #1 yet?  Just curious...

No

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I don't know who/what deserves more credit - High definition television or the good lord, but bittches seem to have gotten hotter over time, so the early part of the countdown may be some slugging through some grainy video/pics and unshaved vaginers. 

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I hate when characters get replaced by other actors as if nothing happened. When I think of # 97 on the countdown, I'm thinking of season 1 - played by Beverly Owen. 

97. Marilyn Munster - The Munsters

 https://munster.fandom.com/wiki/Marilyn_Munster

Marilyn Munster

 

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I dig chicks that carry weapons on their person. Whether its a pistol in her pocketbook or a big battle sword, you can bet your asss she is going to be a good time. 

96. Xena - Xena Warrior Princess

Xena

 

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I would imagine she's not much to look at upon first waking up in the morning, but when all dolled up she gets the bone. 

95. Claire Dunphy - Modern Family 

Mrs. Dunphy

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28 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

I dig chicks that carry weapons on their person. Whether its a pistol in her pocketbook or a big battle sword, you can bet your asss she is going to be a good time. 

96. Xena - Xena Warrior Princess

Xena

 

Lucy Lawless wasn't shy about showing off her tittays in the Spartacus series. Still looked pretty good considering her age. :banana:

"By Jupiter's c0ck!!!" 

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1 hour ago, bostonlager said:

I dig chicks that carry weapons on their person. Whether its a pistol in her pocketbook or a big battle sword, you can bet your asss she is going to be a good time. 

96. Xena - Xena Warrior Princess

Xena

 

Good choice, though I liked Callisto better:

https://www.google.com/search?q=callisto+xena&rlz=1C1GCEV_en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwidhv_8jq7nAhXrlnIEHZ4LCdwQ_AUoAXoECA0QAw&biw=1366&bih=635

I am holding out hope she is in your top 100...

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The countdown is 99% NON-reality show characters because they aren't really characters. I'm going to get her out of the way now and I sure would bid lots of money if she was ever up for auction and give her the old 30 second hurricane. 

94. Brandi Passante - Storage Wars

Brandi

Her husband is a choade

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2 hours ago, bostonlager said:

I would imagine she's not much to look at upon first waking up in the morning, but when all dolled up she gets the bone. 

95. Claire Dunphy - Modern Family 

Mrs. Dunphy

Sofia Vergara is hotter, but Julie Bowen's got the whole MILF Next Door thing going on. A worthy pick.

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Just now, Vikings4ever said:

Sofia Vergara is hotter, but Julie Bowen's got the whole MILF Next Door thing going on. A worthy pick.

Claire Dunphy's step mom will be discussed in due time. :thumbsup:

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2 hours ago, DonS said:

I never watched the show, but I thought she had a little lesbo sidekick? 

She did, Gabrielle...

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3 hours ago, bostonlager said:

I would imagine she's not much to look at upon first waking up in the morning, but when all dolled up she gets the bone. 

95. Claire Dunphy - Modern Family 

Mrs. Dunphy

The one episode where the kids walk in on them having sex and Luke says "It looks like Dad was winning..."  That was a great line...

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9 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

if Loralei isnt on this list somewhere I riot fwiw

 

Agree for sure...

Yeah there are many many choices out there IMO...  Chrissy Snow, Charlie's Angels, Number Six, Inara Serra, Robin Scherbatasky, 90210 women, Melrose Place women, just to name a few...

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1 minute ago, Secret Asian Man said:

Elaine from Seinfeld and all the different chicks that played his girlfriends. 

I have never watched an episode of Seinfeld. 

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Just now, bostonlager said:

I have never watched an episode of Seinfeld. 

Didn't miss much IMO...

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2 minutes ago, Secret Asian Man said:

I'm impressed. He outkicked his coverage in every single example. 

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35 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

I'm impressed. He outkicked his coverage in every single example. 

naw, Jeanine Garrafolo, Anna Gunn were in his league, and everyone could get Stiflers mom

the rest, yah not even close, maybe he could get a Daphne (from Frazier) if he shot high

 

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1 minute ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

naw, Jeanine Garrafolo, Anna Gunn were in his league

the rest, yah not even close, maybe he could get a Daphne (from Frazier) if he shot high

 

If Niles Crane can tap Daphne, then anyone of us has a shot. Well except Posty. 

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