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what should i bring to the dealership to keep me busy while i wait for 3 hours for them to fix my vehicle?

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Should bars serve liquor to retards? I mean, real window licker types. I mean, even if they're legal, that seems wrong, no?

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23 minutes ago, TimmySmith said:

What is the etiquette for public defication? 

 If on the sidewalk, find a fire hydrant, drop the deuce, and hopefully you’ll find a white poodle to wipe. If not, go to the nearest playground and wipe your ass on a goal post, randy moss style.

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Just now, wiffleball said:

Should bars serve liquor to retards? I mean, real window licker types. I mean, even if they're legal, that seems wrong, no?

Isn't the entire bar business model? Who else but a tard would pay 5 to 20x for what it would cost if you bought the booze at a liquor store.

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Just now, Mike Honcho said:

Isn't the entire bar business model? Who else but a tard would pay 5 to 20x for what it would cost if you bought the booze at a liquor store.

isnt that every business model?

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26 minutes ago, JustinCharge said:

what should i bring to the dealership to keep me busy while i wait for 3 hours for them to fix my vehicle?

 Turn on the Oprah channel whilst eating peanuts and let service department know you have allergic reactions to phat black wemens.

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9 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Should bars serve liquor to retards? I mean, real window licker types. I mean, even if they're legal, that seems wrong, no?

No! Service them all they want. If they are in a sports bar, take a helmet off the wall, have them sign it with their address and phone number on the top, and send them back. Always pay for them. Confused isn’t another problem for them not paying their freight.

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3 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Ask almost sober Bunny about anything. 

What’s this “almost” crap. Go big or go home. 

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5 hours ago, JustinCharge said:

what should i bring to the dealership to keep me busy while i wait for 3 hours for them to fix my vehicle?

An ipad and some ear buds.  Download some netflix shows or something.

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3 hours ago, Old School said:

Do you really roll the fat women’s in flour to find the wet spot?

Not sober

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I use the think that all government agencies were run and staffed by incompetent dingleberries until you told us about Louisiana Poison Control.  So I was wrong. Have you come across any other competent government agencies out there?

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5 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 If on the sidewalk, find a fire hydrant, drop the deuce, and hopefully you’ll find a white poodle to wipe. If not, go to the nearest playground and wipe your ass on a goal post, randy moss style.

This definitely does not sound like sober bunny sounded a few weeks ago

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6 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

This definitely does not sound like sober bunny sounded a few weeks ago

Sobriety is overrated.

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6 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

This definitely does not sound like sober bunny sounded a few weeks ago

RUSTY !! or Burt !!!

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5 hours ago, Old School said:

Do you really roll the fat women’s in flour to find the wet spot?

 I roll them in beignets sugar first. 

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3 hours ago, Mike Isles said:

What’s this “almost” crap. Go big or go home. 

 Eliminate vodka and shots. Thirty years later...

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1 hour ago, Voltaire said:

I use the think that all government agencies were run and staffed by incompetent dingleberries until you told us about Louisiana Poison Control.  So I was wrong. Have you come across any other competent government agencies out there?

 Yes. There is an agency that gives free tampons to old men who have rectal problems.

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1 hour ago, IGotWorms said:

What do you have to live for?

 Finding the illucive fish in the panties that no one can seem to find.

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1 hour ago, Mike Isles said:

RUSTY !! or Burt !!!

 Fog horn leghorn is my sobriety coach.

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3 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Eliminate vodka and shots. Thirty years later...

That’s my nickname!!!

And yeah those are my downfall as well. 

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39 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

What is the best streaming services to have ?

Netflix

Prime Video

Max

Apple

Peacock

HULU

Paramount

?

 Damn…that’s harder than my first ghey experience.

id rank them in this order.

Netflix

YouTube 

Prime

Max

Xvideos

 

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