BeenHereBefore 1,353 Posted December 21, 2021 It's tough when she has everything and got her The Pet Rock last year. I don't know what to get her! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,353 Posted December 21, 2021 I'm not spending more then $20 bucks! Any ideas all ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,353 Posted December 21, 2021 Guess I can get her $20 bucks in lottery tickets but she could win $100 grand on one of them and then leave me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,189 Posted December 21, 2021 32 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said: Guess I can get her $20 bucks in lottery tickets but she could win $100 grand on one of them and then leave me. This Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,911 Posted December 21, 2021 If she's only with you for your money, get her a vacuum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,085 Posted December 21, 2021 1. Cut a hole in a box 2. Put your junk in that box https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/5631/SNL--in-a-Box-uncensored-version/ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cantaloupe 44 Posted December 21, 2021 It might help if we knew anything about her. Under $20. Hmmm. https://www.amazon.com/RPS-PRODUCTS-WPK-Waterbed-Patch/dp/B000CCRW2A/ref=asc_df_B000CCRW2A/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=241944202239&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=11852715783706816638&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9012099&hvtargid=pla-414913448799&psc=1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 21, 2021 Hey Putz. Get her a shark toof. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,911 Posted December 21, 2021 For $20, you might be able to get a real man to fock her. PM me a pic and I'll let you know if I'm willing... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,890 Posted December 21, 2021 For the love of god and country, don’t get her pregnant. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,528 Posted December 21, 2021 5 hours ago, DonS said: 1. Cut a hole in a box 2. Put your junk in that box https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/5631/SNL--in-a-Box-uncensored-version/ Good call. His diab is definitely worth less than $20 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Isles 583 Posted December 21, 2021 5 hours ago, DonS said: 1. Cut a hole in a box 2. Put your junk in that box https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/5631/SNL--in-a-Box-uncensored-version/ You think he has junk ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,890 Posted December 21, 2021 19 minutes ago, Mike Isles said: You think he has junk ? I’m guessing he has a dik-do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 23, 2021 Car windows that roll down? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,353 Posted December 23, 2021 55 minutes ago, fandandy said: Car windows that roll down? Lol done that and 160 bucks just for the driver window. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,353 Posted December 23, 2021 I'm thinking a 30 pack with a ribbon on top. Maybe a card as well ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,353 Posted December 23, 2021 On 12/21/2021 at 9:24 AM, NorthernVike said: Hey Putz. Get her a shark toof. I all ready have a 4ft shark I caught on the wall for her to enjoy with teeth in. I want a Bill E tooth but want to win one so maybe a few years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,560 Posted December 23, 2021 We gave her a train last year that she really seemed to love. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,911 Posted December 23, 2021 7 hours ago, kutulu said: We gave her a train last year that she really seemed to love. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,353 Posted December 24, 2021 I spent around $900 to get the Monte inspected that the GF drives mostly so that is her gift! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,825 Posted December 24, 2021 If you’re only spending $20 on your girlfriend and are concerned about her winning a lottery and leaving you I’m guessing she’ll leave you long before that for only spending $20 on her for Christmas… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,890 Posted December 24, 2021 17 minutes ago, cyclone24 said: If you’re only spending $20 on your girlfriend and are concerned about her winning a lottery and leaving you I’m guessing she’ll leave you long before that for only spending $20 on her for Christmas… Are you kidding? She gets to drive a Monte Carlo! She’s not going anywhere. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,825 Posted December 24, 2021 Just now, Hardcore troubadour said: Are you kidding? She gets to drive a Monte Carlo! She’s not going anywhere. Oh shiit…yeah shes locked in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,104 Posted December 24, 2021 On 12/21/2021 at 5:32 AM, BeenHereBefore said: It's tough when she has everything and got her The Pet Rock last year. I don't know what to get her! Maybe a new air pump. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,648 Posted December 24, 2021 On 12/21/2021 at 4:32 AM, BeenHereBefore said: It's tough when she has everything and got her The Pet Rock last year. I don't know what to get her! You don't have to get her anything. I already did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites