I Want To Get The GF A Christmas Gift!

[BeenHereBefore 1,335]

It's tough when she has everything and got her The Pet Rock last year. I don't know what to get her!

[BeenHereBefore 1,335]

I'm not spending more then $20 bucks! Any ideas all  ?

[BeenHereBefore 1,335]

Guess I can get her $20 bucks in lottery tickets but she could win $100 grand on one of them and then leave me.

[Alias Detective 1,179]

32 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Guess I can get her $20 bucks in lottery tickets but she could win $100 grand on one of them and then leave me.

This

[Gladiators 1,904]

If she's only with you for your money, get her a vacuum.

[DonS 3,067]

1. Cut a hole in a box

2. Put your junk in that box

https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/5631/SNL--in-a-Box-uncensored-version/

 

[Cantaloupe 44]

It might help if we knew anything about her. Under $20. Hmmm.

https://www.amazon.com/RPS-PRODUCTS-WPK-Waterbed-Patch/dp/B000CCRW2A/ref=asc_df_B000CCRW2A/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=241944202239&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=11852715783706816638&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9012099&hvtargid=pla-414913448799&psc=1

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Hey Putz.  Get her a shark toof.  

[Gladiators 1,904]

For $20, you might be able to get a real man to fock her.  PM me a pic and I'll let you know if I'm willing...

[peenie 1,690]

$20

[Hardcore troubadour 12,658]

For the love of god and country, don’t get her pregnant. Thanks. 

[Bier Meister 1,514]

5 hours ago, DonS said:

1. Cut a hole in a box

2. Put your junk in that box

https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/5631/SNL--in-a-Box-uncensored-version/

 

Good call. His diab is definitely worth less than $20

[Mike Isles 583]

5 hours ago, DonS said:

1. Cut a hole in a box

2. Put your junk in that box

https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/5631/SNL--in-a-Box-uncensored-version/

 

You think he has junk ?

[Hardcore troubadour 12,658]

19 minutes ago, Mike Isles said:

You think he has junk ?

I’m guessing he has a dik-do. 

[fandandy 3,311]

Car windows that roll down?

 

[BeenHereBefore 1,335]

55 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Car windows that roll down?

 

Lol done that and 160 bucks just for the driver window.

[BeenHereBefore 1,335]

I'm thinking a 30 pack with a ribbon on top. Maybe a card as well ?

[BeenHereBefore 1,335]

On 12/21/2021 at 9:24 AM, NorthernVike said:

Hey Putz.  Get her a shark toof.  

I all ready have a 4ft shark I caught on the wall for her to enjoy with teeth in. I want a Bill E tooth but want to win one so maybe a few years.

[kutulu 1,551]

We gave her a train last year that she really seemed to love.

[Gladiators 1,904]

7 hours ago, kutulu said:

We gave her a train last year that she really seemed to love.

 

[BeenHereBefore 1,335]

I spent around $900 to get the Monte inspected that the GF drives mostly so that is her gift!

[cyclone24 1,814]

If you’re only spending $20 on your girlfriend and are concerned about her winning a lottery and leaving you I’m guessing she’ll leave you long before that for only spending $20 on her for Christmas… 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,658]

17 minutes ago, cyclone24 said:

If you’re only spending $20 on your girlfriend and are concerned about her winning a lottery and leaving you I’m guessing she’ll leave you long before that for only spending $20 on her for Christmas… 

Are you kidding? She gets to drive a Monte Carlo! She’s not going anywhere. 

[cyclone24 1,814]

Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

Are you kidding? She gets to drive a Monte Carlo! She’s not going anywhere. 

Oh shiit…yeah shes locked in. 

[Mike Honcho 4,039]

On 12/21/2021 at 5:32 AM, BeenHereBefore said:

It's tough when she has everything and got her The Pet Rock last year. I don't know what to get her!

Maybe a new air pump.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,523]

On 12/21/2021 at 4:32 AM, BeenHereBefore said:

It's tough when she has everything and got her The Pet Rock last year. I don't know what to get her!

You don't have to get her anything. I already did.