TommyGavin 790 Posted July 2, 2022 Pervert. I typically do not turn around to check out a hot chicks asss. I get a kick of how many guys do. I am content with the breasts and vagina walking towards me the the asss in front of me. God Bless NYC summers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,579 Posted July 2, 2022 Is my wife with me? Seriously though, she's not the jealous type, and while we're hiking we'll often discuss the half-nekkid chicks that walk past us. But turning around to ogle them in her presence is a line I won't cross. If I'm alone, I've been known to sneak a quick peak, often if I get a smile from her in passing. I figure that's like permission to check out her bum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,399 Posted July 2, 2022 I'm in grocery stores all day. Hot chicks shopping in yoga pants are all over the place. Yeah, I'm looking coming and going. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted July 2, 2022 Kinda hard not to when a lot of your classmates are 20 something blondes. Literally have 3 former college cheerleaders in my class: 1 from Auburn, 1 from SC, and 1 from Florida gators. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,620 Posted July 2, 2022 Only if I won't get caught, even by a stranger. You have to be discreet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 14,966 Posted July 2, 2022 15 minutes ago, Djgb13 said: Kinda hard not to when a lot of your classmates are 20 something blondes. Literally have 3 former college cheerleaders in my class: 1 from Auburn, 1 from SC, and 1 from Florida gators. I’m gonna bet the Florida chick is the hottest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,277 Posted July 2, 2022 24 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said: Only if I won't get caught, even by a stranger. You have to be discreet. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted July 2, 2022 45 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: I’m gonna bet the Florida chick is the hottest. You are correct but the others are NOT far behind. Others actually have bigger boobs https://www.instagram.com/p/CJeOdzhhsZT/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted July 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said: I’m gonna bet the Florida chick is the hottest. The half naked chicks I see on 34th street morning and afternoon make by day. I just don’t turn around- enough assss in front of me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,321 Posted July 3, 2022 I learned long ago, wear Terminator sunglasses and shake your head in front of your significant other when hotties are everywhere. They can’t see your eyes and when you say to wifey. “ What a fawking slut!!! Can’t believe she thinks she can get away with that. I’m embarrassed for her.” All the while your going…Damn!!! I was at Mardi Gras one year after my wifey and I got married. There was one of the top ten hottest wemens I ever saw in person. Buck ass nekid in Jackson Square. (36cc) 26-36. Brunette with green eyes. Me: (Drunk out loud) That may be the most beautiful woman I ever have seen!!! Wifey: (Punches me) Oh yeah aasshole… look over there!!! That is the most beautiful cack I’ve ever seen!!! I look over and it was Mick The D!ck. Golf clap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,158 Posted July 3, 2022 1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said: I learned long ago, wear Terminator sunglasses and shake your head in front of your significant other when hotties are everywhere. They can’t see your eyes and when you say to wifey. “ What a fawking slut!!! Can’t believe she thinks she can get away with that. I’m embarrassed for her.” All the while your going…Damn!!! I was at Mardi Gras one year after my wifey and I got married. There was one of the top ten hottest wemens I ever saw in person. Buck ass nekid in Jackson Square. (36cc) 26-36. Brunette with green eyes. Me: (Drunk out loud) That may be the most beautiful woman I ever have seen!!! Wifey: (Punches me) Oh yeah aasshole… look over there!!! That is the most beautiful cack I’ve ever seen!!! I look over and it was Mick The D!ck. Golf clap. You’re the same husband that is interested in his stepson g/f and has a Pool in the kitchen right? But you wear sunglasses so your wife doesn’t catch you looking at another woman , that’s very manly. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,579 Posted July 3, 2022 7 minutes ago, weepaws said: You’re the same husband that is interested in his stepson g/f and has a Pool in the kitchen right? But you wear sunglasses so your wife doesn’t catch you looking at another woman , that’s very manly. Thanks. Well, that's a buzz kill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,158 Posted July 3, 2022 No one likes the truth, it judges. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,870 Posted July 3, 2022 If a female got in any mans head and could see what we think all day they'd be thankful we keep these thoughts in our head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,321 Posted July 3, 2022 24 minutes ago, jerryskids said: Well, that's a buzz kill. Ignore it. He’s a water truck crashing into a vinegar truck. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shovelheadt 68 Posted July 3, 2022 Gated community full of stay at home MILFs and I work from home. All day out my office windows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,203 Posted July 3, 2022 Every now and again, as I walk down the street, I adjust my pace and distance based on the ass that's shaking in front of me. I like tight Chinese asses, not the ones that have become popular lately in the US. Since she's looking straight ahead, the risk of getting caught is near zero and so this can go on for minutes until we part ways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,321 Posted July 3, 2022 4 minutes ago, Voltaire said: Every now and again, as I walk down the street, I adjust my pace and distance based on the ass that's shaking in front of me. I like tight Chinese asses, not the ones that have become popular lately in the US. Since she's looking straight ahead, the risk of getting caught is near zero and so this can go on for minutes until we part ways. Every time I go to a Chinese restaurant ask what’s in a number two. Waitress: Oh, you want numbah two??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,945 Posted July 3, 2022 22 hours ago, Djgb13 said: Kinda hard not to when a lot of your classmates are 20 something blondes. Literally have 3 former college cheerleaders in my class: 1 from Auburn, 1 from SC, and 1 from Florida gators. How's Stewardess school going? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,339 Posted July 3, 2022 9 minutes ago, vuduchile said: How's Stewardess school going? Pretty good. Your wife give you the $20 I left on the nightstand this morning? Or she using it for Starbucks? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,321 Posted July 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Djgb13 said: Pretty good. Your wife give you the $20 I left on the nightstand this morning? Or she using it for Starbucks? I took it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,321 Posted February 13, 2024 On 7/2/2022 at 8:40 PM, BunnysBastatrds said: I learned long ago, wear Terminator sunglasses and shake your head in front of your significant other when hotties are everywhere. They can’t see your eyes and when you say to wifey. “ What a fawking slut!!! Can’t believe she thinks she can get away with that. I’m embarrassed for her.” All the while your going…Damn!!! I was at Mardi Gras one year after my wifey and I got married. There was one of the top ten hottest wemens I ever saw in person. Buck ass nekid in Jackson Square. (36cc) 26-36. Brunette with green eyes. Me: (Drunk out loud) That may be the most beautiful woman I ever have seen!!! Wifey: (Punches me) Oh yeah aasshole… look over there!!! That is the most beautiful cack I’ve ever seen!!! I look over and it was Mick The D!ck. Golf clap. They’re so many people dressed like Kelsey and Swift on Bourbon St. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
