Hey. This Shell... Introducing myself. Ask me anything 🤪

[kutulu 1,545]

joneo 2.0

[Pimpadeaux 2,266]

15 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

My meat, your face, Rusturdo. wink wink

I want you so bad right now.

[SUXBNME 1,335]

4 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

I want you so bad right now.

Bad enough to name a kat after me?  Didn't think so

 

[Pimpadeaux 2,266]

2 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

Bad enough to name a kat after me?  Didn't think so

 

I'll name a cat after you ... with expectations ....

[SUXBNME 1,335]

1 minute ago, Pimpadeaux said:

I'll name a cat after you ... with expectations ....

Why the fock would you name a kat  "With Expectations" you damn weirdo

ehhh...nevermind...I get it 

[Pimpadeaux 2,266]

10 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

Why the fock would you name a kat  "With Expectations" you damn weirdo

ehhh...nevermind...I get it 

I think you have had alcohol tonight, sinner. Repent!

[SUXBNME 1,335]

Just now, Pimpadeaux said:

I think you have had alcohol tonight, sinner. Repent!

I'm gonna go play with my chickens. 
Let the peckers peck the pecker, so to speak.  

Seriously, it's not like what you goofballs think. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,266]

2 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

I'm gonna go play with my chickens. 
Let the peckers peck the pecker, so to speak.  

Seriously, it's not like what you goofballs think. 

This is pretty clucked up.

[5-Points 2,729]

4 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

I'm gonna go play with my chickens. 
Let the peckers peck the pecker, so to speak.  

Seriously, it's not like what you goofballs think. 

You lettin em play with your mealworm again? 

[SUXBNME 1,335]

Just now, Pimpadeaux said:

This is pretty clucked up.

As Foghorn once said, I have not yet begun to defile myself. 
Or Doc Holliday...doesn't matter

 

[SUXBNME 1,335]

Just now, 5-Points said:

You lettin em play with your mealworm again? 

You got it, buddy.  They are starting to get pretty damn friendly. Pretty cool to watch and be a part of. 

 

[Shell 36]

10 hours ago, MDC said:

What are your preferred pronouns? 

Like how identify?   I have a baviga, so I’m female.  So.. she

[5-Points 2,729]

43 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

You got it, buddy.  They are starting to get pretty damn friendly. Pretty cool to watch and be a part of. 

 

 

I wish we could have some. Fresh eggs and fertilizer would be greta. 

One of these days....

[Shell 36]

2 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

 

I wish we could have some. Fresh eggs and fertilizer would be greta. 

One of these days....

Gretna brah! 

[Bier Meister 1,514]

6 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

 

I wish we could have some. Fresh eggs and fertilizer would be greta. 

One of these days....

When our retired neighbors occasionally travel they ask us to watch their chickens… let us have the eggs. Mrs and daughter say they are eggselent 

[Shell 36]

8 hours ago, taco breath said:

take it easy guys, this alias could be legit. 

Don’t mess with me or my brother!   You haven’t seen coo coo yet 

[BeenHereBefore 1,332]

39 minutes ago, Shell said:

Don’t mess with me or my brother!   You haven’t seen coo coo yet 

I thought he was being cool and so unlike him.

[Bier Meister 1,514]

Are you commie or racist?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

55 minutes ago, Shell said:

Gretna brah! 

 Tell them the crawfish boil story at my house there. 

[Shell 36]

6 minutes ago, Bier Meister said:

Are you commie or racist?

Pro blue and pro military pro Trump.  

[SUXBNME 1,335]

1 hour ago, 5-Points said:

 

I wish we could have some. Fresh eggs and fertilizer would be greta. 

One of these days....

They are still too young for the egg aspect...Mebbe in another month or 2?  Ask Gypsybrat. He like knows things and stuff

[Shell 36]

1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Tell them the crawfish boil story at my house there. 

I only remember you and I get banished the to man cave shed.  It was festive! 

[wiffleball 4,640]

3 hours ago, SUXBNME said:

You got it, buddy.  They are starting to get pretty damn friendly. Pretty cool to watch and be a part of. 

 

Enjoy bird flu

[Kopy 491]

I like her. You jerk*ffs better not scare her away.

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

8 hours ago, Shell said:

I only remember you and I get banished the to man cave shed.  It was festive! 

is that where you grabbed his titties?

[Bier Meister 1,514]

10 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said:

is that where you grabbed his titties?

…and newbied her?

[jerryskids 5,206]

12 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

Shaved 

You forgot to log in as Shell.   

[WhiteWonder 2,172]

11 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

You forgot to log in as Shell.   

no no, he was responding for her, from experience..... the show must go on

[Pimpadeaux 2,266]

In what state do you live?

 

[jerryskids 5,206]

10 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

In what state do you live?

 

Inebriation?

Confusion?

Denial?

[phillybear 364]

Speculating.

You drink lots of black coffee in the morning, roll your own cigarettes, most likely on some type of disability, drink Natty Ice and a paint thinner whiskey, a voice so raspy you could scrub a bathtub with it, cough a lot, have a number of tattoos.

[DonS 3,067]

7 minutes ago, phillybear said:

Speculating.

You drink lots of black coffee in the morning, roll your own cigarettes, most likely on some type of disability, drink Natty Ice and a paint thinner whiskey, a voice so raspy you could scrub a bathtub with it, cough a lot, have a number of tattoos.

:unzip:

Ooh say that again but slower... 

[Shell 36]

Ok. I’m awake now.  I got a tad thrown off last night.   I’m inviting a couple of my coo coo bird girlfriends to join.   They are more thrown off than Bunny, so beware.  

[Shell 36]

1 hour ago, Pimpadeaux said:

In what state do you live?

2 minutes ago, Shell said:

Ok. I’m awake now.  I got a tad thrown off last night.   I’m inviting a couple of my coo coo bird girlfriends to join.   They are more thrown off than Bunny, so beware.  

 

1 hour ago, Pimpadeaux said:

In what state do you live?

 

I said I live in NOLA

[Shell 36]

1 hour ago, Pimpadeaux said:

In what state do you live?

 

I said I lived in NOLA

[Pimpadeaux 2,266]

10 minutes ago, Shell said:

I said I lived in NOLA

Howdy, neighbor!

[Shell 36]

Just now, Pimpadeaux said:

Howdy, neighbor!

Where are you? 

[Pimpadeaux 2,266]

15 minutes ago, Shell said:

Where are you? 

Tyler, Texor!

[Shell 36]

20 hours ago, shorepatrol said:

Wanna go camping?

You don’t want to hear my horrific camping stories.  

[Shell 36]

22 hours ago, taco breath said:

take it easy guys, this alias could be legit. 

Taco breath fool.  I’m legit.  Go svck on more c0k.