Speculate on the reason Brady is excused from camp

[Engorgeous George 1,170]

My guess, to remove multiple warts from his Johnson.

[Hawkeye21 1,854]

Isn't he filming some show?

[Engorgeous George 1,170]

33 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Isn't he filming some show?

Perhaps, but I don't care.  I wonder if the real reason is he is transitioning.  Maybe he wants to be the first woman to Q.B. an NFL team.

[Engorgeous George 1,170]

Maybe the documents taken from Trump document that he visited Lolita island and got it on in a sordid all male group thing with Prince Andrew, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein as they all watched some shameful performance piece by Harvey Weinstein.  He needs to get out ahead of the story.

[Alias Detective 1,179]

Huh?

[Engorgeous George 1,170]

Wants to be an improved lover and league MVP so traveling to Peru for his ayahuasca experience.

[weepaws 2,460]

Was at Trumps place when the fbi searched it.  

[KSB2424 3,083]

Monkeypox?

Botox allergic reaction?

[Reality 2,710]

20 minutes ago, KSB2424 said:

Monkeypox?

Damn, that was gonna me by guess also.

[craftsman 1,045]

Maybe he's just taking it easy for a couple days before he goes out and wins yet another Super Bowl. 

[Engorgeous George 1,170]

37 minutes ago, KSB2424 said:

Monkeypox?

Botox allergic reaction?

Monkeypox.  Could be.  Maybe the world's first case of marsupialpox.

[edjr 5,564]

His wife let the eggplant slip and he has to have it surgically removed

[Mike Honcho 4,034]

Attending the birth of another one of his illegitimate kids. 

[Engorgeous George 1,170]

Eggplant, hmmm, potentially.  

[DonS 3,067]

Gender reassignment surgery

[Engorgeous George 1,170]

2 minutes ago, DonS said:

Gender reassignment surgery

Or gender clarification surgery since he is rather ambiguously hermaphroditic.

[Thornton Melon 544]

Divorce

[phillybear 364]

Menopause migraines. 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

41 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

Monkeypox.  Could be.  Maybe the world's first case of marsupialpox.

 

 

 

[craftsman 1,045]

37 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

Attending the birth of another one of his illegitimate kids. 

At least he's not out aborting them like all you libs enjoy doing.

[iam90sbaby 2,125]

Because Brady does what Brady wants