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The Unofficial Week 5 FU Thread

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2 minutes ago, PunkRockRedneck said:

FU Goff. Why'd I take a chance on the POS? I've never liked him.

I hear-ya there, he forgot that hockenson is on the team. But it's halftime, maybe hock can pull the underwear outta his crack. Panty-waist he is.

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2 hours ago, ZeroTolerance said:

Green Bay D/ST with a sad performance. 

I feel your pain. A gargantuan FU to myself. Was literally a click away from taking a chance on benching Darren Waller & plugging in Taysom Hill.

Another gargantuan FU to the Steelers. For the love of God, do something on offense, so Josh Allen doesn't sit on the bench the entire second half. 

 

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40 minutes ago, huskyhater75 said:

And I gotta include Hockinson, looks like he read too much this last week about how "great" he is as he's headed for an 0-fer day, ZEROES across the board. He's so inept out there he hasn't shown the ability to garner a target.

I came into this thread to b1tch about TJ Fockyouson as well.  Totally blew a season's worth of waddage last week.  He won't produce again until he's on my bench. 

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2 minutes ago, DonS said:

I came into this thread to b1tch about TJ Fockyouson as well.  Totally blew a season's worth of waddage last week.  He won't produce again until he's on my bench. 

I like the way you spell his name and agree 100%-he WILL be sitting on my bench, at least Irv Smith catches ONE ball. Fockyouson doesn't even LOOK like a football player, worthless POS.

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Josh Allen!

Why did I have to face the team that has you this week!

52 pts in the 1st half!

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Started Hunt over Montgomery in one league, over Mostert, Gordon in the other. FU to me for not giving up on him already. 

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And now the refs have taken total control of Seattle-NO game, screwing Seattle out of TD pass with a phantom holding call, they showed it and NOTHING, NO HOLDING. And that's just a small fragment, these morons shouldn't be permitted to EVER call a game again.

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Did Goff find Hockenson ballz deep in his boyfriend or something? 

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2 minutes ago, DonS said:

Did Goff find Hockenson ballz deep in his boyfriend or something? 

THAT must be it, I was wondering why hockenson looked like he was yawning alll the time, he just has the c0ck$ucker cramp. What a worthless piece of garbage.

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The reverse jinx works!!!!   Hockenson with 1 catch for 6 yards. :pointstosky:

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Man did Lockett torch me today! Across 3 leagues. 🤬

Ekeler, Henry, and Fournetter hurt too, but you expect that. Not Lockett.

 

And Dillon? You won't see my lineup again until the week after your quads show up!!!!

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Just now, huskyhater75 said:

That  bum will be getting splinters in his @$$ from the bench  here on out.

And I'm sure Burrow and Mixon will fall asleep on me too.

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Guys who I played against today:  Allen, Davis, Kupp, Hurts, CMAC, Dallas D

Guys who I started today:  Penny, Kirk, Lamb, Deebo

Another week where I play the top scoring team.  Another week of losing a RB for the season.  Wash, rinse, repeat

FU to everyone

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I think Joe Burrow and Tee Higgins were watching the Hockenson suckfest, nodded to each other, and both said "hold my beer". 

Edit: OK, maybe only Tee Higgins was serious. :pointstosky:

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12 minutes ago, DonS said:

I think Joe Burrow and Tee Higgins were watching the Hockenson suckfest, nodded to each other, and both said "hold my beer". 

Edit: OK, maybe only Tee Higgins was serious. :pointstosky:

I think burrow's arm is sore from.................."admiring" himself? He plays like a scared out there. Mixon too.....................................

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Chase, Pittman, Harris, Ertz, arod.... My whole team put up jack for points this week.

 

 

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Me too.  Miles Sanders, James Robinson, Deebo, Diontae Johnson... 

Sad thing is Diontae is doomed to suck all year with the Steelers qbs.

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I'll send a FU to the coach of the bungles who decided not to take the game tying FG in lieu of gambling on 4th and goal from the 2.

cost me my fantasy game.  cost the bungles their football game

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Was down 23pts going into last night.  Opponent was done, I had Lamar and Higgins.  A lock right?  Nope, not for me.  I swear I play the top scorer every week.  Last week Hockenson gets a million, this week a 0.  This week it's Allen and Davis.  I'm done w/ this

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