What’s the weight difference between you and your partner?

[MDC 8,119]

 

[edjr 7,046]

50 pounds. She weighs 225

[MDC 8,119]

Just now, edjr said:

50 pounds. She weighs 225

And you’re 275? That’s a lot of beef.  

[Strike 6,036]

Just now, edjr said:

50 pounds. She weighs 225

Dude you should bulk up.   Scrawny girly man when walking with your woman isn't a good look.

[edjr 7,046]

Just now, MDC said:

And you’re 275? That’s a lot of beef.  

 I knew someone would go there

[Engorgeous George 2,332]

160 lbs.

 

She's 90 lbs.  She and my daughter get a kick out of finding me on the floor stretching my back, laying on my back with my arms extended out.  They each stand on one of my palms and lean over to brace themselves holding hands.  I then do "flys" to lift them up and down.  The game started when my daughter was a toddler.  Now they just do it to determine how old and decrepit I am becoming.  Still, I can get them up a few times even now, in my dotage.

[Reality 3,139]

80 lbs, she weighs 115.

[Raven Fan 362]

lol.  There's barely any middle aged women walkaround less than 125 let along 110 or less.  Meanwhile on this page we've got a bunch of them.

And lying, prissy biatch Horsesass hasn't even weighed in with his lies yet.  I'm guessing he'll go 1 pound under the lightest weight listed.

LMFAO

[Raven Fan 362]

And my gal is 5'8 and 140 or so.  Holding up very well vs what you see walking around every day.  But of course not ready to be a bikini model like *wink*wink* Horsesass beard.  I'm guessing though that Horsesass boyfriend Birdtard probably tips the scale at 100 or so.  He strikes me as a very slight and little fellow. 

[Reality 3,139]

31 minutes ago, Raven Fan said:

lol.  There's barely any middle aged women walkaround less than 125 let along 110 or less.  Meanwhile on this page we've got a bunch of them.

Agreed.

Also, I've posted pictures of my wife multiple times throughout my time here. She weighs what she weighs. No need to lie on my part.

 

[Raven Fan 362]

2 minutes ago, Reality said:

Agreed.

Also, I've posted pictures of my wife multiple times throughout my time here. She weighs what she weighs. No need to lie on my part.

 

Sometimes when we're looking at honeymoon pics and drinking I'll start waxing philosophical about the "girl" I married.  To which she "reminds" me she married a dude who actually had  a colon and who didn't have to use the bathroom 5+x a day.

I say touche' to her. 

[BeenHereBefore 1,680]

She is around 115 lbs and I'm 165 lbs so 50 lbs.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

52 minutes ago, Raven Fan said:

And lying, prissy biatch Horsesass hasn't even weighed in with his lies yet.  I'm guessing he'll go 1 pound under the lightest weight listed.

LMFAO

To be fair, I don’t think cvm has a lot of calories

[Horseman 2,729]

58 minutes ago, Raven Fan said:

lol.  There's barely any middle aged women walkaround less than 125 let along 110 or less.  Meanwhile on this page we've got a bunch of them.

And lying, prissy biatch Horsesass hasn't even weighed in with his lies yet.  I'm guessing he'll go 1 pound under the lightest weight listed.

LMFAO

 

55 minutes ago, Raven Fan said:

And my gal is 5'8 and 140 or so.  Holding up very well vs what you see walking around every day.  But of course not ready to be a bikini model like *wink*wink* Horsesass beard.  I'm guessing though that Horsesass boyfriend Birdtard probably tips the scale at 100 or so.  He strikes me as a very slight and little fellow. 

 

I love knowing you can't help but make everything about me.  All that free rent.  How often do you think about me on a daily basis?

5'4" (5'10" in stilettos), 130 lbs, DD

[Horseman 2,729]

58 minutes ago, Raven Fan said:

And my gal is 5'8 and 140 or so.  Holding up very well vs what you see walking around every day.  

Holding up.   Meaning she's ugly as fok.  How many kids she spit out?

22 minutes ago, Raven Fan said:

Sometimes when we're looking at honeymoon pics and drinking

[BunnysBastatrds 2,715]

Same. 225

[Raven Fan 362]

5 minutes ago, Horseman said:

 

 

I love knowing you can't help but make everything about me.  All that free rent.  How often do you think about me on a daily basis?

5'4" (5'10" in stilettos), 130 lbs, DD

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I've destroyed whatever thin veil of lying you'd built for yourself boyo.  No one believes a single thing about you...well other than you're a CONFIRMED HOMO.  Cause you know, there's actual evidence of that...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Raven Fan 362]

3 minutes ago, Horseman said:

Holding up.   Meaning she's ugly as fok.  How many kids she spit out?

Let's see.  You laughed about me sharing my cancer journey.  Now you're laughing about looking at honeymoon pics while boozing with the wife?

It's almost like you're a caricature of a WWE heel.  Are you Insecure, Lying Guy or something?

I bet you crush it when it's your turn to be dungeon master...your imagination is pretty bigly.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Horseman 2,729]

Just now, Raven Fan said:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I've destroyed whatever thin veil of lying you'd built for youself boyo.  No one believes a single thing about you...well other than you're a CONFIRMED HOMO.  Cause you know, there's actual evidence of that...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

How much time, seriously?

And how many kids your wife spit out?  Stretch marks and saggy t!ts are defined as "holding up" at your sad household.  At least you can reminisce through the wedding photos.  

[Raven Fan 362]

Just now, Horseman said:

How much time, seriously?

And how many kids your wife spit out?  Stretch marks and saggy t!ts are defined as "holding up" at your sad household.  At least you can reminisce through the wedding photos.  

OH THE HORROR HE AND HIS WIFE LOOK AT THEIR WEDDING PHOTOS!!!$$$$@@@

LIFE LOSER RIGHT THERE!!!

I should be just like you and LARPing on some meaningless forum about how bigly pretty my bikini model wife is, how many millions I have, how I'm a LIFE WINNER...all while cleaning my keyboard in mom's basement from the slim jim grease I just got on it because my white tee had too many stains on it already.

Phuking pathetic, insecure incel you are...hey guise, this dude is married for a long time and had cancer....BIGLY FUNNY STUFF HARHARHAR

I legit feel sorry for you dude.  Be mad at Joe for shutting his board down, otherwise you'd still be rolling around here thinking anyone was fooled by your pathetic schtick.

IT WASN'T A HEART ATTACK!!  HELMETS AREN'T METAL!!!###

 

 

[Horseman 2,729]

Just now, Raven Fan said:

OH THE HORROR HE AND HIS WIFE LOOK AT THEIR WEDDING PHOTOS!!!$$$$@@@

In between bathroom breaks.  

[Raven Fan 362]

Just now, Horseman said:

In between bathroom breaks.  

LMFAO.  Oh you got me boyo.  Had my colon out, I use the bathroom more than most...OMFG that's hysterical!

Hey Ed can't talk or eat very well, TONS of material for you rag on there brother...

lol worthless LARPing POS...SAD

[Horseman 2,729]

Just now, Raven Fan said:

LMFAO.  Oh you got me boyo.  Had my colon out, I use the bathroom more than most...OMFG that's hysterical!

Hey Ed can't talk or eat very well, TONS of material for you rag on there brother...

lol worthless LARPing POS...SAD

Ed talks and eats just fine dumbass. 

[Raven Fan 362]

2 minutes ago, Horseman said:

Ed talks and eats just fine dumbass. 

LMFAO, my bad it was Jerry.  Of course the prissy biatch would need to correct me.   IT WASN'T A HEART ATTACK!!  USE THE CORRECT MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY!!

Regardless, that's PRIME material from which to create your moron LARPing posts.

GO FOR IT CONFIRMED HOMO!!!

[Horseman 2,729]

21 minutes ago, Raven Fan said:

LMFAO, my bad it was Jerry.  Of course the prissy biatch would need to correct me.   IT WASN'T A HEART ATTACK!!  USE THE CORRECT MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY!!

Regardless, that's PRIME material from which to create your moron LARPing posts.

GO FOR IT CONFIRMED HOMO!!!

I hear counting to 10 or breathing into a paper bag helps.  

[Raven Fan 362]

Just now, Horseman said:

I hear counting to 10 or breathing into a paper bag helps.  

Wait, is that one your homo techniques to handle the pain or something?

Yuck.  Please stop sharing. Like you shared your favorite porn link...and no, don't share it again!

[bostonlager 2,678]

Looking forward to see what TJ Booker has to say here. 

[Djgb13 2,339]

Not sure honestly. I think my wife was like 135-145 before she got pregnant. Now that she’s pregnant she’s def gained but she’s still not fat like other women get when they’re pregnant. Just her belly and boobs growing. Pretty nice. I’d say I’m prob 30-40 pounds heavier than her now but I haven’t weighed myself in a while 

[shorepatrol 1,871]

A bit more than 35 lightly focked chickens. 

[TimHauck 3,458]

About 15

[Horseman 2,729]

10 minutes ago, TimHauck said:

About 15

So about the same when you take off your metal helmet.  When you're both fat foks the muscle mass and size difference advantage males normally have dwindles.  

[Hardcore troubadour 16,062]

7 minutes ago, Horseman said:

So about the same when you take off your metal helmet.  When you're both fat foks the muscle mass and size difference advantage males normally have dwindles.  

Hack hasn’t left the house in ages. Gotta hunt down those links.