Pete Buttigieg Promises To Investigate Ohio Railway Chemical Spill For Signs Of Racism

[seafoam1 3,031]

https://babylonbee.com/news/pete-buttigieg-promises-to-investigate-ohio-railway-chemical-spill-for-signs-of-racism?utm_source=The Babylon Bee Newsletter&utm_medium=email

EAST PALESTINE, OH — Residents of a small Ohio town have been forced to evacuate after a deadly spill of vinyl chloride and butyl acrylate chemicals from a train derailment caught fire and destroyed surrounding farmland, waterways, and livestock. Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg was quick to respond, promising to investigate the tragedy for signs of racism.

"First of all, I want to reassure the citizens of East Palestine that I am still very gay," said the Transportation Secretary. "Also, I will do everything in my power to uncover the possible racist source of this deadly environmental disaster. Yes, East Palestine is a small Ohio Town full of white people, but we need to know how this may affect BIPOCS. I will leave no stone unturned."

Buttigieg has also not ruled out the possibility of foreign governments behind the incident. "Considering this happened in East Palestine, we shouldn't rule out a possible war crime perpetrated by the state of Israel," he said.

At publishing time, sources had confirmed Bill Gates had purchased all the land around East Palestine for a great price.

 

[Strike 5,553]

2 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

https://babylonbee.com/news/pete-buttigieg-promises-to-investigate-ohio-railway-chemical-spill-for-signs-of-racism?utm_source=The Babylon Bee Newsletter&utm_medium=email

EAST PALESTINE, OH — Residents of a small Ohio town have been forced to evacuate after a deadly spill of vinyl chloride and butyl acrylate chemicals from a train derailment caught fire and destroyed surrounding farmland, waterways, and livestock. Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg was quick to respond, promising to investigate the tragedy for signs of racism.

"First of all, I want to reassure the citizens of East Palestine that I am still very gay," said the Transportation Secretary. "Also, I will do everything in my power to uncover the possible racist source of this deadly environmental disaster.   Then, I will investigate PeaFoam's ASS for gerbils and other cute furry creatures."

Buttigieg has also not ruled out the possibility of foreign governments behind the incident. "Considering this happened in East Palestine, we shouldn't rule out a possible war crime perpetrated by the state of Israel," he said.

At publishing time, sources had confirmed Bill Gates had purchased all the land around East Palestine for a great price.

 

Wow.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,446]

How can you blame Bootysex? It’s not like he had any experience in the field that he was put in charge of.  

[squistion 2,203]

As I suspected, not real and a satire piece (like The Onion). 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,446]

1 minute ago, squistion said:

As I suspected, not real and a satire piece (like The Onion). 

You had to do some googling to figure that out? Did you go to school in Baltimore? 

[The Real timschochet 6,774]

3 minutes ago, squistion said:

As I suspected, not real and a satire piece (like The Onion). 

It’s not like the Onion. The Onion is funny. 

[Strike 5,553]

1 minute ago, The Real timschochet said:

It’s not like the Onion. The Onion is funny. 

Yeah, that's why no one talks about the Onion anymore except when comparing it to the Babylon Bee.  And usually it's the other way around but you wouldn't know humor if it hit you in the head.

[squistion 2,203]

Just now, The Real timschochet said:

It’s not like the Onion. The Onion is funny. 

Exactly, why is that so called conservative/right wing "humor" is rarely, if ever, funny? (Fox even tried an answer show to SNL and it failed miserably). 

[The Real timschochet 6,774]

Just now, Strike said:

Yeah, that's why no one talks about the Onion anymore except when comparing it to the Babylon Bee.  And usually it's the other way around but you wouldn't know humor if it hit you in the head.

By “no one” you mean people in this forum right? 
 

Look, let me spell it out for you: the SEC has better football teams than the Big 10. New York and Las Vegas have better restaurants than Wichita or Omaha. And liberals are better at humor than conservatives are. Sorry but these  things are true. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,446]

3 minutes ago, squistion said:

Exactly, why is that so called conservative/right wing "humor" is rarely, if ever, funny? (Fox even tried an answer show to SNL and it failed miserably). 

Gutfeld. The King.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,446]

1 minute ago, The Real timschochet said:

By “no one” you mean people in this forum right? 
 

Look, let me spell it out for you: the SEC has better football teams than the Big 10. New York and Las Vegas have better restaurants than Wichita or Omaha. And liberals are better at humor than conservatives are. Sorry but these  things are true. 

Sure. Blazing Saddles would be made today. You’re living in the past. That notion is as dead as Siskel and Ebert. No one is funny now. Ya blew it. 

[The Real timschochet 6,774]

Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

Sure. Blazing Saddles would be made today. You’re living in the past. That notion is as dead as Siskel and Ebert. No one is funny now. Ya blew it. 

Actually Mel Brooks is alive and well and History of the World Part 2 is about to be released on Hulu. So again you’re wrong on all counts. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,446]

1 minute ago, The Real timschochet said:

Actually Mel Brooks is alive and well and History of the World Part 2 is about to be released on Hulu. So again you’re wrong on all counts. 

And you think it will be as funny as Blazing Saddles or even History part 1? It won’t even be as funny as Spaceballs. 

[The Real timschochet 6,774]

Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

And you think it will be as funny as Blazing Saddles or even History part 1? It won’t even be as funny as Spaceballs. 

Hmm. Well actually you may be right… guess we’ll see. 

[Big Guy 1,412]

Racism??? 

WTF?

I hate these people

[iam90sbaby 2,611]

Dudes a queer 

[Voltaire 5,316]

 

1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

And you think it will be as funny as Blazing Saddles or even History part 1? It won’t even be as funny as Spaceballs. 

Don't write it off just yet. 2023 comedy still works when in the hands of an old timer who doesn't give a fock about political correctness. No reason to think he doesn't still have juice in the tank at 97, George Burns was still hilarious at that age.

[GutterBoy 2,899]

52 minutes ago, Strike said:

Wow.

Bro thought it was real

[iam90sbaby 2,611]

1 minute ago, GutterBoy said:

Bro thought it was real

To be fair, it's hard to tell what's real from satire these days since you guys have taken it so far out in leftfield. 

[League Champion 1,911]

Friggin racist train 

[TimHauck 2,878]

15 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Bro thought it was real

And then pretends it never happened by talking about how much better the Babylon Bee is than the onion, lol

[Strike 5,553]

19 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Bro thought it was real

Guess you didn't read my post. 

[Ron 'Tator Salad' White 120]

16 minutes ago, League Champion said:

Friggin racist train 

All aboard!

[GutterBoy 2,899]

Just now, Strike said:

Guess you didn't read my post. 

Just be a man and admit you got duped.  It's ok.

[Strike 5,553]

Just now, GutterBoy said:

Just be a man and admit you got duped.  It's ok.

Why would I do that when I didn't?  A simple read of my post supports that. 

[Mike Honcho 5,283]

1 minute ago, Strike said:

Guess you didn't read my post. 

It's pretty crazy that I got it straight away, cause I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,446]

38 minutes ago, squistion said:

Exactly, why is that so called conservative/right wing "humor" is rarely, if ever, funny? (Fox even tried an answer show to SNL and it failed miserably). 

Mad TV was on Fox. So was In Living Color. You suck at this. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,107]

45 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

You had to do some googling to figure that out? Did you go to school in Baltimore? 

Ohh, dayumm.    That's going to leave a mark!!  Well done, HT.  A++ response!

 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,107]

44 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

It’s not like the Onion. The Onion is funny. 

"Jokes about and making fun of people on my side of the aisle aren't funny!"

[TimHauck 2,878]

1 minute ago, Strike said:

Why would I do that when I didn't?  A simple read of my post supports that. 

You mean your post after someone else commented on it being satire? Oh hey it's another example of Strike refusing to admit he's wrong even about inconsequential sh1t

[GutterBoy 2,899]

3 minutes ago, Strike said:

Why would I do that when I didn't?  A simple read of my post supports that. 

Your first post was "wow" which is not the reaction of someone that knows it's fake.

It was only until squistion posted about it being satire that you realized.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,107]

2 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Your first post was "wow" which is not the reaction of someone that knows it's fake.

It was only until squistion posted about it being satire that you realized.

I got bad news for you: Your girlfriend sqiz also thought it might've been true at first. 

[Strike 5,553]

18 minutes ago, TimHauck said:

You mean your post after someone else commented on it being satire? Oh hey it's another example of Strike refusing to admit he's wrong even about inconsequential sh1t

No.  My original post where I quote manip'ed the original article and added a joke.  As far as admitting they're wrong, the only question is whether you and Gutter will do so.

You know, you have an unhealthy obsession with trying to prove me wrong.  It's borderline stalkerish as has been noted by others.  You haven't ever done so and aren't likely to ever do it for two reasons:

1)  I am careful about what I post.  You will rarely find inaccuracies and if you do, they will usually be semantic in nature.

2)  You're a focking idiot.  As dude said in White Men Can't Jump, "If I lose to you I'm gonna have to go home and kill myself, and I don't wanna do that."

Gutterboy seems to be following down the same path.  So sad.......

[TimHauck 2,878]

8 minutes ago, Strike said:

No.  My original post where I quote manip'ed the original article and added a joke.  As far as admitting they're wrong, the only question is whether you and Gutter will do so.

You know, you have an unhealthy obsession with trying to prove me wrong.  It's borderline stalkerish as has been noted but others.  You haven't ever done so and aren't likely to ever do it for two reasons:

1)  I am careful about what I post.  You will rarely find inaccuracies and if you do, they will usually be semantic in nature.

2)  You're a focking idiot.  As dude said in White Men Can't Jump, "If I lose to you I'm gonna have to go home and kill myself, and I don't wanna do that."

Gutterboy seems to be following down the same path.  So sad.......

LOL, you got me.  Who the fock edits in a joke in the middle of a 4 paragraph quote without calling it out?

And you were 100% wrong in the North Dakota thread.

[GutterBoy 2,899]

10 minutes ago, Strike said:

No.  My original post where I quote manip'ed the original article and added a joke.  As far as admitting they're wrong, the only question is whether you and Gutter will do so.

You know, you have an unhealthy obsession with trying to prove me wrong.  It's borderline stalkerish as has been noted but others.  You haven't ever done so and aren't likely to ever do it for two reasons:

1)  I am careful about what I post.  You will rarely find inaccuracies and if you do, they will usually be semantic in nature.

2)  You're a focking idiot.  As dude said in White Men Can't Jump, "If I lose to you I'm gonna have to go home and kill myself, and I don't wanna do that."

Gutterboy seems to be following down the same path.  So sad.......

Ok, you got me, I didn't bother to read the original quote and look for edits.

Good one.

[JustinCharge 2,397]

1 hour ago, The Real timschochet said:

By “no one” you mean people in this forum right? 
 

Look, let me spell it out for you: the SEC has better football teams than the Big 10. New York and Las Vegas have better restaurants than Wichita or Omaha. And liberals are better at humor than conservatives are. Sorry but these  things are true. 

i bet you loved that ghostbusters movie.  laughed all the way thru it.  how many times have you watched that?

[squistion 2,203]

47 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Mad TV was on Fox. So was In Living Color. You suck at this. 

Living Color and Mad TV were examples of right wing humor? 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,446]

Just now, squistion said:

Living Color and Mad TV were examples of right wing humor? 

You brought Fox into it, dumbass. L

[squistion 2,203]

1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Sure. Blazing Saddles would be made today. You’re living in the past. That notion is as dead as Siskel and Ebert. No one is funny now. Ya blew it. 

Not true. Mel Brooks has said that he couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,446]

Just now, squistion said:

Not true. Mel Brooks has said that he couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. 

Where are you from? Do they have sarcasm there?