Great speeches

[GutterBoy 2,900]

Coach Coughlin's retirement speech from the Giants always hits me, and I've used parts of this speech in my life either as youth coach or as a professional.

Coach was a class act.  Enjoy.

 

[jerryskids 7,181]

Good one Gutter, I hadn't heard that. 

I was going to post Alec Baldwin from Glengarry Glen Ross, but decided to stick with your theme of positivity:

 

[BeenHereBefore 1,667]

 

[Gladiators 2,035]

 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,579]

15 minutes ago, Gladiators said:

 

Always no 1

[wiffleball 4,797]

There was a whole preface that I was going to throw down. I think those that know me know that words are you know, goodly. 

 

I think The Emancipation Proclamation is perhaps the finest example of political speech in five lifetimes.

 

I think The Sermon on the Mount is without a doubt the true basis of all religion. The good ones anyway.

 

I think Aaron Sorkin is exceptional. 

 

I think the first words of Anna Karenina are possibly the finest opening to any work of literature ever. F*** you Ishmael. 

 

But, hands down, the best speech I am blessed to have ever seen, read or heard is this. This. And only this:

 

 

[weepaws 3,410]

Jesus said it all, John 19:30 it is finished , The dept is paid in full.   Thank you Jesus.  All this other stuff is just false idols.  

Thanks. 

[posty 2,846]

In before any lib comes in and says Obama or Biden...

[GutterBoy 2,900]

3 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Jesus said it all, John 19:30 it is finished , The dept is paid in full.   Thank you Jesus.  All this other stuff is just false idols.  

Thanks. 

Post the video or it didn't happen

[posty 2,846]

4 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Jesus said it all, John 19:30 it is finished , The dept is paid in full.   Thank you Jesus.  All this other stuff is just false idols.  

Thanks. 

What department was paid in full?  Or did you mean that Johnny Depp paid in full?  If so, what did Depp pay?

[weepaws 3,410]

5 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Post the video or it didn't happen

Foolish statement from the fool above 

[weepaws 3,410]

2 minutes ago, posty said:

What department was paid in full?  Or did you mean that Johnny Depp paid in full?  If so, what did Depp pay?

Another fool.  

[posty 2,846]

2 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Another fool.  

Just for wanting clarification on your statement: "The dept is paid in full"?

You typed it, not me...

[wiffleball 4,797]

11 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Jesus said it all, John 19:30 it is finished , The dept is paid in full.   Thank you Jesus.  All this other stuff is just false idols.  

Thanks. 

The craziest thing is? Jesus had a typo.

 

Satan owns autocorrect. 

[weepaws 3,410]

Just now, posty said:

Just for wanting clarification on your statement: "The dept is paid in full"?

You typed it, not me...

Another foolish statement from the fool above. 

[posty 2,846]

1 minute ago, wiffleball said:

The craziest thing is? Jesus had a typo.

I thought he built a hotrod?

[wiffleball 4,797]

9 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Post the video or it didn't happen

These days Jesus would call himself an influencer. But f*** your fish and wine. I'd much rather meet Mr beast.

[weepaws 3,410]

1 minute ago, wiffleball said:

The craziest thing is? Jesus had a typo.

 

Satan owns autocorrect. 

Satan needs it.  He’s always wrong.    

[wiffleball 4,797]

So anybody who's actually intellectually honest knows that there's about a billion different translation errors that have occurred throughout the centuries as regards the bible. Ive proven that. Look I figure it's a wash usually. One letter here...

 

But here's what settles it: 

 

What if "Satan" was actually just Stan? 

I mean it really does change pretty much everything. It's kind of like if Darth Vader was actually an asthmatic with cerebral palsy.

 

"Ah geez, cover your trays. Here comes Dork Breather..."  

 

At least Use the fork. Use the fork. .. ah, gdamn. Hes slurping like an asthmatic shop vac. ..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Blue Horseshoe 348]

23 minutes ago, weepaws said:

 All this other stuff is just false idols.  

 

1 Thessalonians 5:2

For you yourselves know full well that the day of the Lord will come just like a thief in the night.

 

Revelation 3:3

So remember what you have received and heard; and keep it, and repent. Therefore if you do not wake up, I will come like a thief, and you will not know at what hour I will come to you.

 

*******

 

Most people don't look at much of the context around the Bible and the Apostles. That verse from Revelation is much more chilling to the core, when one considers that John was seen as the last survivor of the original 12, and he had to live with knowing all the others died violently and under severe persecution. Peter, who was thought to be the favorite of Jesus, was crucified upside down. Others were burned alive or stoned or stabbed to death slowly. 

The lesson of Paul is also IMHO widely missed by even those who are seen as very religious. Paul's regret for his former persecution of Christians manifested itself in his utter fearlessness. That there is nothing for you in the past. You cannot rely on the future. You must exist solely in the present and make that time count. And for those lost in the material world, it's easy to lose sight of how time slips away for the sake of things that offer limited value. 

If you talk to many elderly people, many will tell you that they'd trade all the odd junk and "treasure" they collected over the years, in exchange for a trip somewhere in their youth. To see a new place. To learn something new. To experience a different culture. 

Many people are "lost" because they can't exist in the present. They are building their "wealth" and preparing for a life that will never come for them. 

Real happiness, what little there is for us in this life, has to come from the inside. It has to start from the inside. It must manifest itself in the present. 

 

[weepaws 3,410]

1 minute ago, Blue Horseshoe said:

 

1 Thessalonians 5:2

For you yourselves know full well that the day of the Lord will come just like a thief in the night.

 

Revelation 3:3

So remember what you have received and heard; and keep it, and repent. Therefore if you do not wake up, I will come like a thief, and you will not know at what hour I will come to you.

 

*******

 

Most people don't look at much of the context around the Bible and the Apostles. That verse from Revelation is much more chilling to the core, when one considers that John was seen as the last survivor of the original 12, and he had to live with knowing all the others died violently and under severe persecution. Peter, who was thought to be the favorite of Jesus, was crucified upside down. Others were burned alive or stoned or stabbed to death slowly. 

The lesson of Paul is also IMHO widely missed by even those who are seen as very religious. Paul's regret for his former persecution of Christians manifested itself in his utter fearlessness. That there is nothing for you in the past. You cannot rely on the future. You must exist solely in the present and make that time count. And for those lost in the material world, it's easy to lose sight of how time slips away for the sake of things that offer limited value. 

If you talk to many elderly people, many will tell you that they'd trade all the odd junk and "treasure" they collected over the years, in exchange for a trip somewhere in their youth. To see a new place. To learn something new. To experience a different culture. 

Many people are "lost" because they can't exist in the present. They are building their "wealth" and preparing for a life that will never come for them. 

Real happiness, what little there is for us in this life, has to come from the inside. It has to start from the inside. It must manifest itself in the present. 

 

Faith.  Amen.  Thank you always appreciate your insight.  

[weepaws 3,410]

16 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

So anybody who's actually intellectually honest knows that there's about a billion different translation errors that have occurred throughout the centuries as regards the bible. Ive proven that. Look I figure it's a wash usually. One letter here...

 

But here's what settles it: 

 

What if "Satan" was actually just Stan? 

I mean it really does change pretty much everything. It's kind of like if Darth Vader was actually an asthmatic with cerebral palsy.

 

"Ah geez, cover your trays. Here comes Dork Breather..."  

 

At least Use the fork. Use the fork. .. ah, gdamn. Hes slurping like an asthmatic shop vac. ..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only think you have proven, is that Satan isn’t Stan.  Everything else is just you running from the truth.  

Thanks Stan.  

[iam90sbaby 2,727]

Nick Fuentes speech at Auburn University no link online because lefties

[wiffleball 4,797]

2 minutes ago, Blue Horseshoe said:

 

1 Thessalonians 5:2

For you yourselves know full well that the day of the Lord will come just like a thief in the night.

 

Revelation 3:3

So remember what you have received and heard; and keep it, and repent. Therefore if you do not wake up, I will come like a thief, and you will not know at what hour I will come to you.

 

*******

 

Most people don't look at much of the context around the Bible and the Apostles. That verse from Revelation is much more chilling to the core, when one considers that John was seen as the last survivor of the original 12, and he had to live with knowing all the others died violently and under severe persecution. Peter, who was thought to be the favorite of Jesus, was crucified upside down. Others were burned alive or stoned or stabbed to death slowly. 

The lesson of Paul is also IMHO widely missed by even those who are seen as very religious. Paul's regret for his former persecution of Christians manifested itself in his utter fearlessness. That there is nothing for you in the past. You cannot rely on the future. You must exist solely in the present and make that time count. And for those lost in the material world, it's easy to lose sight of how time slips away for the sake of things that offer limited value. 

If you talk to many elderly people, many will tell you that they'd trade all the odd junk and "treasure" they collected over the years, in exchange for a trip somewhere in their youth. To see a new place. To learn something new. To experience a different culture. 

Many people are "lost" because they can't exist in the present. They are building their "wealth" and preparing for a life that will never come for them. 

Real happiness, what little there is for us in this life, has to come from the inside. It has to start from the inside. It must manifest itself in the present. 

 

So we took a vote. Could you eat a diick and die? 

 

At this point, I'd rather get felated by a jehova witness than see you again. 

 

Maybe we have in this conversation a while, and I'm sorry if that's on us. But the key here? Isn't hey where can I go because my wife my in-laws, my dogs my cattle my co-workers my aunt Farm can't stand to hear me anymore? Is bring some value. Bring some funny. Bring some content. Bring anything that isn't the same s*** that you bring everything God damn day.

[weepaws 3,410]

41 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Post the video or it didn't happen

 

1 minute ago, iam90sbaby said:

Nick Fuentes speech at Auburn University no link online because lefties

 

[weepaws 3,410]

Just now, wiffleball said:

So we took a vote. Could you eat a diick and die? 

 

At this point, I'd rather get felated by a jehova witness than see you again. 

 

Maybe we have in this conversation a while, and I'm sorry if that's on us. But the key here? Isn't hey where can I go because my wife my in-laws, my dogs my cattle my co-workers my aunt Farm can't stand to hear me anymore? Is bring some value. Bring some funny. Bring some content. Bring anything that isn't the same s*** that you bring everything God damn day.

Move on.  

[wiffleball 4,797]

6 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Only think you have proven, is that Satan isn’t Stan.  Everything else is just you running from the truth.  

Thanks Stan.  

Wow. You're stupid. 

 

I just blew up yet another manager on how humor is an analog of intellect. No idea. Which is pretty consistent throughout not only decades but centuries.

 

Eta: betcha loved the Hella dumb and dumber

[weepaws 3,410]

9 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Wow. You're stupid. 

 

I just blew up yet another manager on how humor is an analog of intellect. No idea. Which is pretty consistent throughout not only decades but centuries.

 

Eta: betcha loved the Hella dumb and dumber

The above statement comes from another fool.  I don’t find my humor in what you said to that other poster. Like I said it’s time for you to move on   

Thanks.  

[bostonlager 2,678]

 

[Blue Horseshoe 348]

29 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

So we took a vote. Could you eat a diick and die? At this point, I'd rather get felated by a jehova witness than see you again. 

 

 

[thegeneral 3,699]

JFK space speech

[Gladiators 2,035]

47 minutes ago, weepaws said:

The above statement comes from another fool.  I don’t find my humor in what you said to that other poster. Like I said it’s time for you to move on   

Thanks.  

You’d think Wiff would be the biggest believer on the bored. He’s been on his deathbed more than anyone in history, but miraculously pulls through every time!

[bostonlager 2,678]

 

[bostonlager 2,678]

 

[bostonlager 2,678]

 

[wiffleball 4,797]

...asthmatic shop vac...   lol

[Pimpadeaux 2,407]

 

[wiffleball 4,797]

Thank.you for the thread. 

[jerryskids 7,181]

@weepawscan sure suck the life out of a thread, eh?

 

[Pimpadeaux 2,407]

2 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

@weepawscan sure suck the life out of a thread, eh?

 

peepause.