MLCKAA 570 Posted September 17, 2023 Anyone here use condoms? I haven’t used one in over 20 years. Suddenly my wife tells that her birth control pills didn’t show up on time and we have to use condoms through her next cycle. WTH? Is Trojan still THE brand? I don’t wanna use a condom. I told her this is her fault and we’ll just do it in the @ss for the next month. She laughed and said “Enjoy blue balls.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,428 Posted September 17, 2023 Syrian wrap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,870 Posted September 17, 2023 Imabout to wreck your butthooole sweatheart. Maybe next time you take them pills Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 5,508 Posted September 17, 2023 Get lambskin. They don't protect against STDs but I don't think that's a concern for you and they feel a lot better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,058 Posted September 17, 2023 Just go bareback, she’s too old to get preggers. No offense 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,926 Posted September 17, 2023 You can't make babies in a bonus hole anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,398 Posted September 17, 2023 Married with condoms. bwahahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 570 Posted September 17, 2023 5 hours ago, IGotWorms said: Just go bareback, she’s too old to get preggers. No offense Unfortunately, she’s not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 4,081 Posted September 17, 2023 She still has a mouth, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,676 Posted September 17, 2023 She didn't say anything to me 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 570 Posted September 17, 2023 1 hour ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said: She still has a mouth, right? And two hands and two breasteses Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,359 Posted September 17, 2023 11 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Syrian wrap I wouldn’t use wrap from Syria. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,926 Posted September 17, 2023 11 minutes ago, MLCKAA said: And two hands and two breasteses Tittyfook her ashcrack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,512 Posted September 17, 2023 Pull put and let loose on her bewbies like I do. She doesn't mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted September 17, 2023 3 minutes ago, 5-Points said: Pull put and let loose on her bewbies like I do. She doesn't mind. he should also yell "MLCKAA!" while he does it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,344 Posted September 17, 2023 8 hours ago, MLCKAA said: Unfortunately, she’s not. Sorry about that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted September 17, 2023 I'm had a hard time finding the right size for the longest time. But then I tried this and it's really great. She loves the little bumpy things and it's just a perfect fit for me. Screw the trojans. https://business.walmart.com/ip/Swingline-SWI54033-Rubber-Finger-Tips-1-Dozen-Amber/14931729 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
