The Official Week 3 FU Thread

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Fock myself for starting Kirk Cousins over Lamar.  Had a feeling I'd regret that decision, and I certainly am.  

FU to Achane or whatever the F his name is in Miami, stealing all of Mostert's touches and TDs.  

FU Derrick Henry, and your -1 yard 

And FU Darren Waller and your stone hands.  Bet if the ball was a crack pipe you could catch it

Edit:  FU Nico Collins.  Getting 20 targets a game till the week I'm dumb enough to start you?  Thanks

[easilyscan 559]

24 minutes ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

FU to Achane or whatever the F his name is in Miami, stealing all of Mostert's touches and TDs.  

I'll 2nd that

[IMMensaMind 459]

FU Joshua Kelley you sad sack fire hydrant! This is the SECOND WEEK IN A ROW I've sat Zack Moss for you, and now I've even sat FORD for you. You POS!  

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Derrick Henry:  4 carries -7 yards.  lol.  First of all, how can Henry only have 4 touches at half?  

Mostert, I love you!

 

[rilett 12]

5 minutes ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

Derrick Henry:  4 carries -7 yards.  lol.  First of all, how can Henry only have 4 touches at half?  

Mostert, I love you!

 

Was wondering the same thing 

[Nomad99 411]

24 minutes ago, easilyscan said:

I'll 2nd that

Bad on you for not doing homework on Achane....

Jeff Wilson Jr will not be RB2.

[BufordT 371]

FU.  I talking about a big FU to D Henry.  

[BufordT 371]

Might as well get one in there for Lamar too.  Act like you care, you lethargic pos.

[LaChup 154]

Lamar got paid. Now he's done.

[ric0 20]

Fock Ridley, Kirk, & Nico

[ZeroTolerance 582]

Cook, Andrews, Collins. Ugh. Hopefully my bench shares of Achane have a future now. 

[Nomad99 411]

1 hour ago, easilyscan said:

I'll 2nd that

He's so small, people think he's going to be a gadget payer. He's FAST & has great hands. He is going to be involved. 

[LaChup 154]

He's a major achane in my ass.

[polecatt 403]

FU to Dameon Pierce, I bench him this week and he finally scored a TD, of course

[LaChup 154]

Can someone please tell Thurston Howell that it's not good to have more interceptions than completions?

[ZeroTolerance 582]

Wish I knew the Jags were throwing the game, would've started Kirk over Collins.

[pipeman 16]

Fock my matchup today! My Tua/Mostert combo was bested by his Herbert/Allen duo. Coupled with his Bills +30 over what I thought was a sneaky Jags start. Needing some miracle play out of White and DeVonta tomorrow.

[polecatt 403]

The Dallas D, they're gonna get cooked

[ric0 20]

Fock Lamb and his goose egg

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Fock Chicago for being so pathetic Mahomes will be pulled at halftime

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Fock whoever this retarded idiot lineman for KC is that's too stupid to line up correctly.  Just robbed Mahomes of a long TD.  Then, the next play, Mahomes gets hurt.  To further kick me in the balls, my opponents Butker gets yet another FG.  lol.  F everything

[ZeroTolerance 582]

Jesus, Dallas, even the clowns from New York showed up in the second half vs Zona.

[polecatt 403]

14 minutes ago, ZeroTolerance said:

Jesus, Dallas, even the clowns from New York showed up in the second half vs Zona.

They've gotten 3 total pts out of two 3rd quarter drives that should have both been TDs

[kilroy69 994]

F U to Henry for getting 20 yards. I only needed 60. WTF can't you run anymore King Henry?  

[kilroy69 994]

Ooooo oooo FU to Geno. You can no throw a single touchdown? One? Not one single one after putting up a TD in each game so far this year. Every QB should have at least one touchdown. 

[ZeroTolerance 582]

FU Blane Gabbert for blowing the KC shutout.

[polecatt 403]

Just now, ZeroTolerance said:

FU Blane Gabbert for blowing the KC shutout.

[polecatt 403]

The Cowboys Red Zone offense, unless of course you have their kicker

Man do they miss Zeke down there

[rallo 132]

4 minutes ago, polecatt said:

The Cowboys Red Zone offense, unless of course you have their kicker

Man do they miss Zeke down there

McCarthy going for it on 4th and 5 from the 6 instead of taking the points..

 

[polecatt 403]

3 minutes ago, rallo said:

McCarthy going for it on 4th and 5 from the 6 instead of taking the points..

 

Dak's lucky he's not thrown about 3-4 picks

[DonS 3,067]

18 minutes ago, kilroy69 said:

Ooooo oooo FU to Geno. You can no throw a single touchdown? One? Not one single one after putting up a TD in each game so far this year. Every QB should have at least one touchdown. 

This.  As an added kick in the nuts all those stalled drives set up easy points for my opponent's kicker.

 

[LaChup 154]

FU Cardinals. You're going to miss Caleb Williams and Harrison Jr. by one pick.

[polecatt 403]

FU Dak Prescott

[justforbeer 39]

21 hours ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

Fock myself for starting Kirk Cousins over Lamar.  Had a feeling I'd regret that decision, and I certainly am.  

FU to Achane or whatever the F his name is in Miami, stealing all of Mostert's touches and TDs.  

FU Derrick Henry, and your -1 yard 

And FU Darren Waller and your stone hands.  Bet if the ball was a crack pipe you could catch it

Edit:  FU Nico Collins.  Getting 20 targets a game till the week I'm dumb enough to start you?  Thanks

Uhhh, I think MOSTERT did just fine.  

[DonS 3,067]

How I feel about Elliott taking so many touches away from Stevenson:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cvn7tsHNZjz/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

NSFW due to swearing dogs.