Spermoff Do you skip over people in the buffet line?

[Cdub100 3,384]

Spinoff from the airline thread.

For the snobs, say you're at a wedding.

You're in line at a buffet. Plate in hand and some food in front of you. All you want is the pasta at the end of the table, but the person in front of you starts making a side salad. Do you stand there while they make it and load up their plate with other food or do you skip over her and get your pasta and sit down?

[OldMaid 1,838]

No, because buffets are

[Strike 3,980]

Only the dirty Jews.

[thegeneral 1,415]

I kind of feel out the room. If I do make the jump I’m in and out of there toot suite

[GutterBoy 2,281]

I only go to buffets with the same type of food.  Diversity doesn't work.

[Gepetto 988]

LOL, I don't go in line. I go directly to whatever food I want when it's open.

[Strike 3,980]

@t. j. bookery

[Cdub100 3,384]

Edited for the snobs and what I was really envisioning. 

[OldMaid 1,838]

18 minutes ago, Cdub100 said:

Edited for the snobs and what I was really envisioning. 

is this comment directed at moi?

[seafoam1 1,879]

2 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

is this comment directed at moi?

drunken slutty "snob" 

[t.j. booker 206]

If you’re in my way that’s on you.  

[seafoam1 1,879]

 

 

[wiffleball 4,646]

Women annoy the F outta me at buffets. 

 

Listen princess, you're not curating a photo shoot for Bon Appetit.  You don't need to spend 20 minutes finding the perfect leaf of arugula.  Friggin rude. People are waiting and hungry. 

Buffets, I'm all about speed and volume. 

[IGotWorms 3,317]

Is it at all surprising that CDub’s favorite restaurant is the Golden Corral?

[GutterBoy 2,281]

4 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Is it at all surprising that CDub’s favorite restaurant is the Golden Corral?

It's all he's got after getting fleeced in the crypto market 

[Bier Meister 1,514]

8 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Is it at all surprising that CDub’s favorite restaurant is the Golden Corral?

And booker will pancake you to get at those ribs

[OldMaid 1,838]

12 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Is it at all surprising that CDub’s favorite restaurant is the Golden Corral?

I’m still scratching my head at the buffet during a wedding. Has he not been to one that wasn’t in Vegas? 

[GutterBoy 2,281]

3 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

I’m still scratching my head at the buffet during a wedding. Has he not been to one that wasn’t in Vegas? 

Wedding buffet, wtf

[Cdub100 3,384]

24 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

I’m still scratching my head at the buffet during a wedding. Has he not been to one that wasn’t in Vegas? 

I don't what it's called when they put the food on a separate table and call up tables one by one.

[GutterBoy 2,281]

Just now, Cdub100 said:

I don't what it's called when they put the food on a separate table and call up tables one by one.

It's called a welfare wedding, Cletus.

This is at the firehouse?

[Mookz 1,287]

58 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Women annoy the F outta me at buffets. 

 

Listen princess, you're not curating a photo shoot for Bon Appetit.  You don't need to spend 20 minutes finding the perfect leaf of arugula.  Friggin rude. People are waiting and hungry. 

Buffets, I'm all about speed and volume. 

One time I went to an ice cream social, and they had a separate table where you could choose your own toppings.

It was called the jimmy buffet. 

[OldMaid 1,838]

8 minutes ago, Cdub100 said:

I don't what it's called when they put the food on a separate table and call up tables one by one.

Is this a regional thing?

[Cruzer 1,992]

I go to buffets all the time - often have them at golf tournaments and weddings. 

To answer your question - no, I don't skip in line - I'm not an ass. 

[BunnysBastatrds 1,921]

Last time I went to a buffet not in a Casino I realized how the other half live. 

[Bier Meister 1,514]

For events/functions, buffet is a service option for all tiers.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,921]

1 hour ago, Bier Meister said:

For events/functions, buffet is a service option for all tiers.

 Tears of awfulness!