The federal trial of Paul Pelosi’s attacker is in progress

[thegeneral 3,209]

14 minutes ago, KSB2424 said:

Exactly.  The whole story is wild.  The video is very very weird.  DePape is just standing there with Mr.Pelosi when they go and open the door for police.  Mr. Pelosi is in boxers and holding a cocktail, even smiles.  DePape standing there right beside him, just chilling with a hammer.  Then as soon as the cop goes to DePape he flips and hits Mr.Pelosi over head.  Surreal stuff.  You can’t make up a scene like that.  

The deranged dude smashed open a glass door while this old man was sleeping. He called the cops while in the bathroom while some nut was hanging outside the door rambling about Nancy. He was trying to calm the thing down waiting for the cops to come.

It’s really not that complicated except for all these crazy dopes who believed Tucker, Trump, etc who spouted off about it. 

[KSB2424 3,148]

4 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

There's nothing that wild about it. The story is Pelosi was trying to keep calm this crazy focking lunatic who had broken into his house and wanted to find and seriously injure or kill his wife, the Speaker of the United States House of Representatives.

If that story were not true — and try to follow along here — the defense at trial would be that something else was, in fact, happening. That it was a lovers’ quarrel or whatever. Because that’s a far better defense than “yeah he did it but he was a lunatic MAGAtard.”

And yet that isn’t the defense. Because there’s nothing to support it. Because it isn’t true

Worms you do know that most people are going with the “lovers quarrel” story is because 1. It’s funny and 2. It gets people like you all riled up.  itsatip

My take?  DePape is a homeless nutjob who when finding out Nancy wasn’t home it threw his whole weird plan off so he didn’t know what to do.  So Mr. Pelosi was talking him down, maybe a little flirting involved but who am I to judge.  Then once the cops show up and the crazy DePape realises he’s going to jail and will never get to Nancy he flips out on Mr. Pelosi and attacks him.  The End.  

 

[thegeneral 3,209]

6 minutes ago, KSB2424 said:

Worms you do know that most people are going with the “lovers quarrel” story is because 1. It’s funny and 2. It gets people like you all riled up.  itsatip

My take?  DePape is a homeless nutjob who when finding out Nancy wasn’t home it threw his whole weird plan off so he didn’t know what to do.  So Mr. Pelosi was talking him down, maybe a little flirting involved but who am I to judge.  Then once the cops show up and the crazy DePape realises he’s going to jail and will never get to Nancy he flips out on Mr. Pelosi and attacks him.  The End.  

 

You sure about this? Half these same dudes think the election was stolen and think Trump and his dope kids are super heroes. 

[Voltaire 5,316]

I pretty much accept Paul Pelosi's version of the story, I just thought it unadvisable to wait so long to release the video, but whatever.

I think it's funny to play around with the gay love story for comedy purposes but I don't actually take it seriously.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

14 minutes ago, KSB2424 said:

Worms you do know that most people are going with the “lovers quarrel” story is because 1. It’s funny and 2. It gets people like you all riled up.  itsatip

My take?  DePape is a homeless nutjob who when finding out Nancy wasn’t home it threw his whole weird plan off so he didn’t know what to do.  So Mr. Pelosi was talking him down, maybe a little flirting involved but who am I to judge.  Then once the cops show up and the crazy DePape realises he’s going to jail and will never get to Nancy he flips out on Mr. Pelosi and attacks him.  The End.  

 

Yeah that’s reasonable.

But also:

7 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

You sure about this? Half these same dudes think the election was stolen and think Trump and his dope kids are super heroes. 

This.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,427]

27 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

There's nothing that wild about it. The story is Pelosi was trying to keep calm this crazy focking lunatic who had broken into his house and wanted to find and seriously injure or kill his wife, the Speaker of the United States House of Representatives.

If that story were not true — and try to follow along here — the defense at trial would be that something else was, in fact, happening. That it was a lovers’ quarrel or whatever. Because that’s a far better defense than “yeah he did it but he was a lunatic MAGAtard.”

And yet that isn’t the defense. Because there’s nothing to support it. Because it isn’t true

Lol.  Guess what else isn’t true? Richard Gere stuck a gerbil up his ass. But it’s funny. 

[KSB2424 3,148]

None of this explains why Mr. Pelosi had a full boner when he opened the door for the police. 

[thegeneral 3,209]

3 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Lol.  Guess what else isn’t true? Richard Gere stuck a gerbil up his ass. But it’s funny. 

Th e part where his wife got beaten in the head with a hammer was a great ending! High comedy!

[thegeneral 3,209]

4 minutes ago, KSB2424 said:

None of this explains why Mr. Pelosi had a full boner when he opened the door for the police. 

I didn’t inspect the video this closely 

[KSB2424 3,148]

2 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

Th e part where his wife got beaten in the head with a hammer was a great ending! High comedy!

Look, if Mr. Pelosi died, or has brain damage or anything of the like 99% of people wouldn’t still be joking.  Luckily he’s fine.  The crazy guy is charged.  Settle down Nancy. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,427]

4 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

Th e part where his wife got beaten in the head with a hammer was a great ending! High comedy!

Aw. Little toadie is upset that his betters are getting mocked. Fock em. People get their heads smashed in everyday due to what these people support. I wish it were MS-13 that did it. As a matter of fact, I hope MS-13 gets a hold of one of them down the line. That would be a hoot. 

[thegeneral 3,209]

8 minutes ago, KSB2424 said:

Look, if Mr. Pelosi died, or has brain damage or anything of the like 99% of people wouldn’t still be joking.  Luckily he’s fine.  The crazy guy is charged.  Settle down Nancy. 

All these dumbasses know they are wrong, there are a few who buy into the crazy shet as well, and are now “joking”.

It’s hilarious when one of the two people who will run the country stir up the rubes with what they read on Twitter from Catturds or whatever…Yeeee haw!!

They then are left with making some half baked Whatabout bullshet.

[HellToupee 1,775]

35 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

The deranged dude smashed open a glass door while this old man was sleeping. He called the cops while in the bathroom while some nut was hanging outside the door rambling about Nancy. He was trying to calm the thing down waiting for the cops to come.

It’s really not that complicated except for all these crazy dopes who believed Tucker, Trump, etc who spouted off about it. 

When did he make the cocktail?

[thegeneral 3,209]

6 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Aw. Little toadie is upset that his betters are getting mocked. Fock em. People get their heads smashed in everyday due to what these people support. I wish it were MS-13 that did it. As a matter of fact, I hope MS-13 gets a hold of one of them down the line. That would be a hoot. 

On cue.

[thegeneral 3,209]

1 minute ago, HellToupee said:

When did he make the cocktail?

When he was waiting for the cops to get there. Remember how it’s pointed out 24/7 that the cops have been removed and California is a dystopian landscape.

But we know you are all joking and the old man getting beaten with a hammer is just some light comedy. 

[HellToupee 1,775]

30 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

You sure about this? Half these same dudes think the election was stolen and think Trump and his dope kids are super heroes. 

Election fraud is too easy . The system needs to be fixed. 

[The Real timschochet 6,763]

13 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

As a matter of fact, I hope MS-13 gets a hold of one of them down the line. 

This is the part, that you repeat on a consistent basis, that makes everyone who reads your posts think “damn what a scumbag”.  In case you ever wonder about it. 

[HellToupee 1,775]

11 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

When he was waiting for the cops to get there. Remember how it’s pointed out 24/7 that the cops have been removed and California is a dystopian landscape.

But we know you are all joking and the old man getting beaten with a hammer is just some light comedy. 

Let’s not forget he killed his brother recklessly driving 

 

[HellToupee 1,775]

6 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

This is the part, that you repeat on a consistent basis, that makes everyone who reads your posts think “damn what a scumbag”.  In case you ever wonder about it. 

Speak for yourself and your little sidekick 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,427]

11 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

This is the part, that you repeat on a consistent basis, that makes everyone who reads your posts think “damn what a scumbag”.  In case you ever wonder about it. 

Why? They don’t want to do anything about the murderous savages that they bring in here. They enable them. Why shouldn’t they be the ones that suffer? Would you rather a drunk driver die while driving drunk or someone that isn’t?  Oh yeah, NYC will be announcing massive cuts to essential services tomorrow due to the illegals you love coming here so much. But Fock it, it doesn’t affect you.  I wish you would go broke due to illegals. I’d laugh my ass off. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,427]

I hope we bring in refugees from Palestine. Move all of them and their rape culture and hatred of Jewish people and lgbtq to Southern California. They like the warm weather. Maybe they can get work as day laborers.  

[KSB2424 3,148]

This thread has been cross pollenated

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

2 hours ago, HellToupee said:

When did he make the cocktail?

Can we get forensic analysis of the ice cubes to determine how long they were melting in the glass?

[tubby_mcgee 701]

9 hours ago, thegeneral said:

The script!

I'm not saying "script" like that...but...come one...I've been a part of something where 5-figures in dollars in cash exchanged hands for someone was paid to keep quiet.   That's at the BOTTOM level of society.  What do you think happens at or near the top? 

[League Champion 1,911]

Having your Drunk Gay Lover Chase you around with a hammer, priceless. 

Being married to Nancy Pelosi ..….... 

[Voltaire 5,316]

37 minutes ago, League Champion said:

Having your Drunk Gay Lover Chase you around with a hammer, priceless. 

Being married to Nancy Pelosi ..….... 

... lucrative

[League Champion 1,911]

27 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

... lucrative

EXACTLY

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,348]

What we see here is the new popular defense. 
I will admit to more crimes and blame the right and then there will be a less severe punishment.  Maybe he can goto one of Hillary’s camps. Dude is a left wing nut bag that has no defense but that 

[League Champion 1,911]

19 hours ago, BeachGuy23 said:

It was 3am and Pelosi is 83.  The dude broke in.  HTF does a "gay hookup" even seem like a remote possibility?

 

BOYO, you know about Gay Lovers, Alcohol and Hammers. Fill us in, what's the deal here? Thanks Sillie. 

[Mike Honcho 5,270]

1 hour ago, Voltaire said:

... lucrative

#POTY

[edjr 6,584]

13 hours ago, KSB2424 said:

None of this explains why Mr. Pelosi had a full boner when he opened the door for the police. 

the hammer was laced with viagra

[edjr 6,584]

3 hours ago, League Champion said:

Having your Drunk Gay Lover Chase you around with a hammer, priceless. 

Being married to Nancy Pelosi ..….... 

This explains the boner. Nancy wasn’t home

[Tree of Knowledge 1,855]

Is this trial being shown on Gay TV?

[squistion 2,198]

 

[League Champion 1,911]

1 hour ago, squistion said:

 

More like guilty of being caught with his Gay Lover, Paul Pelosi

[Tree of Knowledge 1,855]

“Guilty of Love in the first degree”

[League Champion 1,911]

Just now, Tree of Knowledge said:

“Guilty of Love in the first degree”

Did you see the way Paul was walking? That dude really put the hammer down

[Hardcore troubadour 15,427]

Woketards care more about this than a kid getting stomped to death at school by a herd of thugs. 

[thegeneral 3,209]

I don’t read The Tinhat Times…what does this ruling mean to the conspiracy theory crowd?

[Hardcore troubadour 15,427]

Just now, thegeneral said:

I don’t read The Tinhat Times…what does this ruling mean to the conspiracy theory crowd?

Pee tape! Kids in cages! Bleach! Tiki Torches!