Top 10 Signs You’re Wearing Trump Sneakers

[squistion 2,203]

https://medium.com/the-haven/top-10-signs-youre-wearing-trump-sneakers-a80613ec0277

Top 10 Signs You’re Wearing Trump Sneakers

10.) The price tag is in rubles

9.) Excess padding up top, no sole underneath

8.) After 2024, they’ll only be available at Foot Lock-Up (One can dream)

7.) Perfect for dodging subpoenas and draft lotteries

6.) Only come in three colors: orange, gold, and white supremacist

5.) You can only make bank shots at Deutsche

4.) Provide no arch support, ankle support, or child support

3.) Their slogan: “Just Make Others Do It… and then pretend you don’t know them when they get arrested”

2.) They sold out in Russia, China, and Saudi Arabia

And the number one sign you’re wearing Trump sneakers:

1.) You were drunk and they looked cool on TV. Now they’ve broken your feet, but you still love them because they’re not black.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,446]

The Biden sneakers have a Velcro strap instead of laces. 

[seafoam1 3,031]

Maybe if creepy joe got some he would stop falling down? 

 

[BeachGuy23 642]

I'll add that you're most likely an uneducated, incel cuck. 

Of course that describes 95% of the "conservatives" here.

[seafoam1 3,031]

3 minutes ago, BeachGuy23 said:

I'll add that you're most likely an uneducated, incel cuck. 

Of course that describes 95% of the "conservatives" here.

 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,446]

Kamala is coming out with custom Knee Pads 

[HellToupee 1,780]

1 hour ago, squistion said:

https://medium.com/the-haven/top-10-signs-youre-wearing-trump-sneakers-a80613ec0277

Top 10 Signs You’re Wearing Trump Sneakers

10.) The price tag is in rubles

9.) Excess padding up top, no sole underneath

8.) After 2024, they’ll only be available at Foot Lock-Up (One can dream)

7.) Perfect for dodging subpoenas and draft lotteries

6.) Only come in three colors: orange, gold, and white supremacist

5.) You can only make bank shots at Deutsche

4.) Provide no arch support, ankle support, or child support

3.) Their slogan: “Just Make Others Do It… and then pretend you don’t know them when they get arrested”

2.) They sold out in Russia, China, and Saudi Arabia

And the number one sign you’re wearing Trump sneakers:

1.) You were drunk and they looked cool on TV. Now they’ve broken your feet, but you still love them because they’re not black.

 

[HellToupee 1,780]

1 hour ago, squistion said:

https://medium.com/the-haven/top-10-signs-youre-wearing-trump-sneakers-a80613ec0277

Top 10 Signs You’re Wearing Trump Sneakers

10.) The price tag is in rubles

9.) Excess padding up top, no sole underneath

8.) After 2024, they’ll only be available at Foot Lock-Up (One can dream)

7.) Perfect for dodging subpoenas and draft lotteries

6.) Only come in three colors: orange, gold, and white supremacist

5.) You can only make bank shots at Deutsche

4.) Provide no arch support, ankle support, or child support

3.) Their slogan: “Just Make Others Do It… and then pretend you don’t know them when they get arrested”

2.) They sold out in Russia, China, and Saudi Arabia

And the number one sign you’re wearing Trump sneakers:

1.) You were drunk and they looked cool on TV. Now they’ve broken your feet, but you still love them because they’re not black.

 

1 hour ago, squistion said:

https://medium.com/the-haven/top-10-signs-youre-wearing-trump-sneakers-a80613ec0277

Top 10 Signs You’re Wearing Trump Sneakers

10.) The price tag is in rubles

9.) Excess padding up top, no sole underneath

8.) After 2024, they’ll only be available at Foot Lock-Up (One can dream)

7.) Perfect for dodging subpoenas and draft lotteries

6.) Only come in three colors: orange, gold, and white supremacist

5.) You can only make bank shots at Deutsche

4.) Provide no arch support, ankle support, or child support

3.) Their slogan: “Just Make Others Do It… and then pretend you don’t know them when they get arrested”

2.) They sold out in Russia, China, and Saudi Arabia

And the number one sign you’re wearing Trump sneakers:

1.) You were drunk and they looked cool on TV. Now they’ve broken your feet, but you still love them because they’re not black.

 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,446]

Donald J Trump. The peoples president. 

[iam90sbaby 2,611]

This isn't even funny.  You actually laughed at this?

[seafoam1 3,031]

31 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Kamala is coming out with custom Knee Pads 

 It's easier and more to the point than her writing an autobiography.

[Baker Boy 1,699]

13 minutes ago, iam90sbaby said:

This isn't even funny.  You actually laughed at this?

Now this is funny

Trump Dominates NBA Dunk Contest Thanks To New Sneakers

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-sneakers-power-trump-to-nba-dunk-contest-victory

Hillary Releases New Line Of Cement Shoes

https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-releases-new-line-of-cement-shoes

[Tree of Knowledge 1,860]

Ghay websites are terrible at Trump jokes

[squistion 2,203]

1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Donald J Trump. The peoples president. 

Given the tax breaks he got passed, more like the rich people's president. 

[Baker Boy 1,699]

5 minutes ago, squistion said:

Given the tax breaks he got passed, more like the rich people's president. 

Tax brakes that resulted in record government revenue. Hey man, that’s no lie, check it out.

[Ron_Artest 1,541]

 

[seafoam1 3,031]

6 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said:

 

I'm sure this is winning votes. 

 

[Baker Boy 1,699]

43 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said:

 

Yup, this will attract black voters.

There were only 1,000 pairs of the gold shoes available, per the sneaker website, which described the sneakers as "Super Limited." 

• At least 10 of the gold sneakers were "randomly autographed by Trump," according to the website.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trumps-high-top-sneakers-sell-out-hours-after-launch/ar-BB1itm6d

[nobody 2,674]

I thought 2, 4, and 9 were pretty decent.

[seafoam1 3,031]

24 minutes ago, nobody said:

I thought 2, 4, and 9 were pretty decent.

Proof you have no life if you actually read all that. 

[Horseman 2,459]

58 minutes ago, squistion said:

Given the tax breaks he got passed, more like the rich people's president. 

[squistion 2,203]

From the Twitters:

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Biden is the President of the United States and not a grifter. His voters are not in a cult. They wear normal clothes and shoes and are not obsessed with cult-branded clothing.

 

[MDC 7,435]

2 hours ago, iam90sbaby said:

This isn't even funny.  You actually laughed at this?

The funny part is seeing how triggered the forearm MAGAs get.

[seafoam1 3,031]

1 minute ago, MDC said:

The funny part is seeing how triggered the forearm MAGAs get.

Ok ronery lover boy. 

Looks like you responded. 

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

If he sold a million of these he could pay off his most recent fine,

[seafoam1 3,031]

1 minute ago, Engorgeous George said:

If he sold a million of these he could pay off his most recent fine,

And he will. 

[BeachGuy23 642]

6 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

If he sold a million of these he could pay off his most recent fine,

That's assuming he stiffed the folks who make the shoes...oh wait we're talking about Trump, that's a given. 

[seafoam1 3,031]

4 minutes ago, BeachGuy23 said:

That's assuming he stiffed the folks who make the shoes...oh wait we're talking about Trump, that's a given. 

Just out yourself as ghey. Stop beating around the bush. 

[iam90sbaby 2,611]

1 hour ago, MDC said:

The funny part is seeing how triggered the forearm MAGAs get.

I'm not triggered at all I don't care, it just isn't funny, you know it's sh!t too lol

[Maximum Overkill 1,998]

Biden sneakers are useless apparently, you can't walk in them. 

 

 

[MDC 7,435]

14 minutes ago, iam90sbaby said:

I'm not triggered at all I don't care, it just isn't funny, you know it's sh!t too lol

Not you, but the easily triggered MAGA folks are here in force. We all know who they are.

[Maximum Overkill 1,998]

Biden sneakers must suck

 

 

[Maximum Overkill 1,998]

Anyone get those Special Edition Biden sneakers yet?

 

 

[thegeneral 3,214]

These shoes are ghetto as hell

This dude is such a cornball. How he has so many people that lap this stuff up continues to be one of the bigger mysteries of the past couple decades. 

[thegeneral 3,214]

5 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

The Biden sneakers have a Velcro strap instead of laces. 

Do they take the laces of the Trump ones when he goes to jail

[squistion 2,203]

"...Have a hug, a cookie and a juice box...." 

 

 

[Nomad99 744]

Will these be available at the same outlet as the Michelle Obama banana hammock?

[HellToupee 1,780]

Beautiful 

[HellToupee 1,780]

🫵

[squistion 2,203]