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 I got bit by a jellyfish on my pee—pee when I was eleven. Some old guy saw me in agony and asked what happened. Told him something bit me down there. He said pull your suit down, I bet you have jellyfish attached to your, um…let’s take a look. 👀 I did, and that’s exactly what it was. And I collapsed. All of a sudden, this grandpa is pissing on my loins, and smiling. I ended up going to the ER. 
 

 That old man is who and how I picture Squissi

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22 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 I got bit by a jellyfish on my pee—pee when I was eleven. Some old guy saw me in agony and asked what happened. Told him something bit me down there. He said pull your suit down, I bet you have jellyfish attached to your, um…let’s take a look. 👀 I did, and that’s exactly what it was. And I collapsed. All of a sudden, this grandpa is pissing on my loins, and smiling. I ended up going to the ER. 

I wonder how this incorrect urban legend was started...

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33 minutes ago, posty said:

I wonder how this incorrect urban legend was started...

 Vinegar mixed with water is a………dooshhhhhhh

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8 hours ago, squistion said:

And you are also on ignore.

Bye Bye! :wave:

I think I just came. Didn't you feel it? 

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39 minutes ago, Mike Damone said:

I think I just came. Didn't you feel it? 

We're you listening to side one of Led Zeppelin 4?

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34 minutes ago, Strike said:

We're you listening to side one of Led Zeppelin 4?

That's my makin out go-to!

Reading Squid's post made me finish faster than banging Stacy in the pool house.  :banana:

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I don't know if I've EVER seen a more sensitive p#ssy than Squiz.  Dude is 77 years old and he acts like he's a woke liberal teenage girl.  Unbelievable. :lol:

Dude must also be gheyer than a SF Pride Parade.

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Another one bites the dust. :banana:

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2 hours ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

I don't know if I've EVER seen a more sensitive p#ssy than Squiz.  Dude is 77 years old and he acts like he's a woke liberal teenage girl.  Unbelievable. :lol:

Dude must also be gheyer than a SF Pride Parade.

Lady squissy is the goat

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12 hours ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

I don't know if I've EVER seen a more sensitive p#ssy than Squiz.  Dude is 77 years old and he acts like he's a woke liberal teenage girl.  Unbelievable. :lol:

Dude must also be gheyer than a SF Pride Parade.

77?

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2 hours ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

77?

Yeah.  Someone was able to find his Instagram or Facebook account where he posted a picture of himself commenting on HIS OWN looks, saying "not bad for 68" that was posted in like 2017 or 2018 thereabouts.  I'm just doing the math.  I'm probably a bit off, but he's almost certainly in his mid 70s by now. 

This is a man in his 70's who hasn't learned anything.  Still holds the same views as a 16 year old teenage girl.

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Someone was able to find his Instagram account where he posted a picture of himself 

I have never had an Instagram account. 😂

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1 hour ago, squistion said:

I have never had an Instagram account. 😂

Just ghey_dudes.com 

 

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1 hour ago, HellToupee said:

Same here . Blame the coont aka lady squissy

Yep.  Can't we just trade Squissy for @DonS?

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14 minutes ago, Strike said:

Yep.  Can't we just trade Squissy for @DonS?

Sh#t, I would trade squizzy for a  bag of chips.  Heck, even for free.  Let's get that sack of sh#t out of here.  All he does is get forums shut down.

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On 6/21/2025 at 8:50 AM, Strike said:

I miss @DonS . :(

:banana::wub:

I'm basically done w this cesspool but I check it out once in a great while.  Definitely see that I'm not missing anything aside from the usual c0ck fights. :argue:

I mainly just log in to message folks like @Herbivoreabout concerts. 

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2 minutes ago, DonS said:

:banana::wub:

I'm basically done w this cesspool but I check it out once in a great while.  Definitely see that I'm not missing anything aside from the usual c0ck fights. :argue:

I mainly just log in to message folks like @Herbivoreabout concerts. 

Don!!!!  Good to see you.  Unfortunately the Coont is still here.

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7 hours ago, DonS said:

:banana::wub:

I'm basically done w this cesspool but I check it out once in a great while.  Definitely see that I'm not missing anything aside from the usual c0ck fights. :argue:

I mainly just log in to message folks like @Herbivoreabout concerts. 

Cheers @DonS I will check out that band. 🤘 Also looking forward the the Blood Incantation review. I got no metal shows coming my way this year. Pantera might be the only one coming close, and they are meh imo. 

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On 4/22/2025 at 3:01 PM, posty said:

I wonder how this incorrect urban legend was started...

It was probably started by the guy who wanted to pee on Bunny. 

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