Creamation OR Burial

[BunnysBastatrds 2,441]

 No way I’m getting buried and just watched a video on how it’s done. Spread me in the same place 

 

 

[seafoam1 3,023]

Oh hell. Fock no to burial. 

[frank 2,306]

 

[frank 2,306]

 

[MLCKAA 574]

Cremation.

 

Dokken forever.

[purdygood 352]

Freeze me like Cartman and i'll be back in 1,000 years. 

[jerryskids 6,797]

Raised a Catholic, I'm inclined to prefer a burial, since that was the Church's position when I was young.  Also, my mom and dad were both buried.  This past spring I went back to my hometown for the first time in at least a decade.  I visited my best friend from growing up, my remaining cousin family there, and... the cemetery where my parents and their parents are buried.  It was a remarkably cathartic experience to meditate at the gravesite.

But... the Church has since changed their position and no longer opposes cremation. And my wife's dad was cremated, and we've had some great family bonding spreading his ashes in various places.

Hell, I don't care, I'll be dead.  Whatever my wife and kids want is fine with me.   

[edjr 6,586]

mummification 

[posty 2,700]

Cremation

[Thornton Melon 620]

Cryogenically frozen (just my head)

[BeenHereBefore 1,522]

2 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 No way I’m getting buried and just watched a video on how it’s done. Spread me in the same place  

I thought your body was donated to science ?

[kutulu 1,676]

2 hours ago, jerryskids said:

 

Hell, I don't care, I'll be dead.  Whatever my wife and kids want is fine with me.   

They told me we could prop you up in the corner 

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[BunnysBastatrds 2,441]

8 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

I thought your body was donated to science ?

 It is. But you have a choice when they are finished with you. Creamation was mine. If I get eaten by a shark that eats me in half, no donation accepted by them. I’m reconsidering being eaten by a shark so I can lay on a table and have the students cut me to pieces and have to look at my wiener for a few months.

[bostonlager 2,665]

Neither. I want to be propped up beside the jukebox. 

[SUXBNME 1,501]

 

[5-Points 3,529]

I want to be buried face down in a shallow grave so you all can kiss my ass! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or use it as a bike rack.

[BeenHereBefore 1,522]

4 hours ago, bostonlager said:

Neither. I want to be propped up beside the jukebox. 

Ah Joe Diffie style.

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

 

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

 

[edjr 6,586]

How many people will show up to Trump's funeral?