Old Maid to the White Courtesy Phone Please

[Fnord 2,187]

@OldMaid Glad you're sorta back. Recover quickly. I have taken @EternalShinyAndChrome off of ignore. Can you please check in long enough once in a while to type "both of you fock off" with one hand?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,411]

 I lub you OldMaid. Now get that beautiful heiney money maker back up in here.

[OldMaid 2,130]

3 hours ago, Fnord said:

@OldMaid Glad you're sorta back. Recover quickly. I have taken @EternalShinyAndChrome off of ignore. Can you please check in long enough once in a while to type "both of you fock off" with one hand?

 

Sorry about Max, I seem to be the only one that is capable of having a conversation with him that isn’t just a bunch of random hyperbole.

[OldMaid 2,130]

2 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 I lub you OldMaid. Now get that beautiful heiney money maker back up in here.

Thanks, Bunny.  

I owe you a sig bet. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,026]

15 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

 

Sorry about Max, I seem to be the only one that is capable of having a conversation with him that isn’t just a bunch of random hyperbole.

You're too kind. 

On a scale of 1 - 10, with 10 being "dead-on correct" and 1 being "not even close, not even in this universe", where do you think you fall in regards to your election braggadocio predictions? 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,411]

3 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Thanks, Bunny.  

I owe you a sig bet. 

 OK. I was thinking a couple of weeks. How about “Bunny makes me happy when it says Darlin”. 

[Strike 5,412]

On 11/16/2024 at 9:12 AM, jerryskids said:

Also, @OldMaid sent me a picture of her hand with carpal tunnel stitches and a sign that said "Rusty licks windows clean," so I'm confident that she's telling the truth.

OK, I made up the Rusty part, but I'm still confident.   

I think you're being a bit naive here Jerry.  Aren't you the one who always trots out "Occams Razor?"  After being an insufferable Koont for months,   @OldMaid vowed to be here on election night to give all us non lefties a shoulder to cry on and didn't even show up.   She couldn't be bothered to stop by the day after the election to take her crow and then conveniently needed surgery the day after that.  One of my colleagues from work's wife actually had carpal tunnel surgery the other day.  Was like an hour procedure.  I get that it makes one hand unusable but it's not gonna stop you from getting on the internet for a week.

The more likely scenario is @OldMaid waited until things died down a bit, came with her sympathy story about needing surgery and tried to just sneak in the back door after being such an insufferable koont for months.  I don't really care but I find it pretty sad personally.  And, if you look at the bored today, she's starting to insert herself all over the place.  So much for not being here much until she heals.   Or maybe she's just a super fast healer.

[OldMaid 2,130]

 

10 minutes ago, Strike said:

I think you're being a bit naive here Jerry.  Aren't you the one who always trots out "Occams Razor?"  After being an insufferable Koont for months,   @OldMaid vowed to be here on election night to give all us non lefties a shoulder to cry on and didn't even show up.   She couldn't be bothered to stop by the day after the election to take her crow and then conveniently needed surgery the day after that.  One of my colleagues from work's wife actually had carpal tunnel surgery the other day.  Was like an hour procedure.  I get that it makes one hand unusable but it's not gonna stop you from getting on the internet for a week.

The more likely scenario is @OldMaid waited until things died down a bit, came with her sympathy story about needing surgery and tried to just sneak in the back door after being such an insufferable koont for months.  I don't really care but I find it pretty sad personally.  And, if you look at the bored today, she's starting to insert herself all over the place.  So much for not being here much until she heals.   Or maybe she's just a super fast healer.

Fock off Strike. You’ve always been an insufferable a-hole and most of the time everyone lets it slide. So you can break you neck jumping off that high horse you’re riding.

I had a splint on my right hand for a week, and could only use my left hand. After the splint came off, I am able to use the right one, but it’s stiff as fock, so no, I won’t be around all the much for awhile.

Also,  if it wasn’t clear enough, I don’t give a fock what you think.

[IGotWorms 4,057]

3 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

 

Fock off Strike. You’ve always been an insufferable a-hole and most of the time everyone lets it slide. So you can break you neck jumping off that high horse you’re riding.

I had a splint on my right hand for a week, and could only use my left hand. After the splint came off, I am able to use the right one, but it’s stiff as fock, so no, I won’t be around all the much for awhile.

Also,  if it wasn’t clear enough, I don’t give a fock what you think.

I don’t let it slide. The dude is a miserable piece of sh1t — always has been and he always will be  

 

And you know what? I’m right about TNG too

[OldMaid 2,130]

18 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

You're too kind. 

On a scale of 1 - 10, with 10 being "dead-on correct" and 1 being "not even close, not even in this universe", where do you think you fall in regards to your election braggadocio predictions? 

It’s nice to have a crutch. I’ll let you keep using it for awhile longer, but at some point you’re gonna need to walk again.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,026]

2 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

It’s nice to have a crutch. I’ll let you keep using it for awhile longer, but at some point you’re gonna need to walk again.

So a "1".  Thanks! 

[Strike 5,412]

5 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

 

Fock off Strike. You’ve always been an insufferable a-hole and most of the time everyone lets it slide. So you can break you neck jumping off that high horse you’re riding.

I had a splint on my right hand for a week, and could only use my left hand. After the splint came off, I am able to use the right one, but it’s stiff as fock, so no, I won’t be around all the much for awhile.

Also,  if it wasn’t clear enough, I don’t give a fock what you think.

The insufferable Koont Lives!!!!! 

[Strike 5,412]

5 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

I don’t let it slide. The dude is a miserable piece of sh1t — always has been and he always will be  

 

And you know what? I’m right about TNG too

Are you gonna be like this the entire next four years?  

[OldMaid 2,130]

2 minutes ago, Strike said:

The insufferable Koont Lives!!!!! 

When I see your face there isn’t a thing I would change. Except the direction I was walking in.

[WhiteWonder 2,721]

On 11/16/2024 at 11:12 AM, jerryskids said:

Also, @OldMaid sent me a picture of her hand with carpal tunnel stitches and a sign that said "Rusty licks windows clean," so I'm confident that she's telling the truth.

OK, I made up the Rusty part, but I'm still confident.   

Meh. I don’t know much about strike but I think his post nailed it on the head. 
definitely hope @OldMaid has a speedy recovery but I highly doubt that had to do with her vanishing act. If Kamala wins, you think she doesn’t show up?

it reminds me of the people who whine about not having time for fantasy football because “real life” when their team is doing poorly but when it’s doing well, they are great and perfectly capable of managing a simple hobby as part of their real life. 

I would agree that she simply waited for things to cool off a bit and then used her surgery for a little sympathy and a smoother landing. 

[Reality 3,121]

1 minute ago, WhiteWonder said:

Meh. I don’t know much about strike but I think his post nailed it on the head. 
definitely hope @OldMaid has a speedy recovery but I highly doubt that had to do with her vanishing act. If Kamala wins, you think she doesn’t show up?

it reminds me of the people who whine about not having time for fantasy football because “real life” when their team is doing poorly but when it’s doing well, they are great and perfectly capable of managing a simple hobby as part of their real life. 

I would agree that she simply waited for things to cool off a bit and then used her surgery for a little sympathy and a smoother landing. 

This all day. She looked like a focking moron after months of running her mouth. 

[Alias Detective 1,393]

5 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said:

 If Kamala wins, you think she doesn’t show up?

 

BOOM! /Thread

[OldMaid 2,130]

Just now, WhiteWonder said:

Meh. I don’t know much about strike but I think his post nailed it on the head. 
definitely hope @OldMaid has a speedy recovery but I highly doubt that had to do with her vanishing act. If Kamala wins, you think she doesn’t show up?

it reminds me of the people who whine about not having time for fantasy football because “real life” when their team is doing poorly but when it’s doing well, they are great and perfectly capable of managing a simple hobby as part of their real life. 

I would agree that she simply waited for things to cool off a bit and then used her surgery for a little sympathy and a smoother landing. 

You’re certainly entitled to your opinion, but this disappointments me coming from you.

Yes, I could have been here on Wed, but I was severely hung over and could barely keep more than one thought in my head. So yeah, I pvssied out there. Oh well, sh!t happens.

 

[nobody 2,651]

Plus she plagiarizes jokes and posts like she thinks she's in a Gilmore Girls episode.

[OldMaid 2,130]

Just now, nobody said:

Plus she plagiarizes jokes and posts like she thinks she's in a Gilmore Girls episode.

Don’t you have a belfry to attend to?

[nobody 2,651]

Just now, OldMaid said:

Don’t you have a belfry to attend to?

How long you think it takes to ring a bell, woman?

[Mike Honcho 5,250]

21 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

 

Fock off Strike. You’ve always been an insufferable a-hole and most of the time everyone lets it slide. So you can break you neck jumping off that high horse you’re riding.

I had a splint on my right hand for a week, and could only use my left hand. After the splint came off, I am able to use the right one, but it’s stiff as fock, so no, I won’t be around all the much for awhile.

Also,  if it wasn’t clear enough, I don’t give a fock what you think.

Great, now who is going to bowl for me now on Saturday---cause everyone knows I don't roll on Shabbos!

[OldMaid 2,130]

Just now, nobody said:

How long you think it takes to ring a bell, woman?

Not long enough.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,411]

3 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Don’t you have a belfry to attend to?

 More like a fagabeefy brunch 

[Strike 5,412]

4 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

You’re certainly entitled to your opinion, but this disappointments me coming from you.

Yes, I could have been here on Wed, but I was severely hung over and could barely keep more than one thought in my head. So yeah, I pvssied out there. Oh well, sh!t happens.

 

You could have been here Tuesday night as you promised you would be repeatedly.  You know, BEFORE you found it necessary to drown your sorrows about Trump winning. 

[OldMaid 2,130]

12 minutes ago, Strike said:

You could have been here Tuesday night as you promised you would be repeatedly.  You know, BEFORE you found it necessary to drown your sorrows about Trump winning. 

I wasn’t at home Tuesday night, dumbass. We were at a friend’s house Tuesday night. Would you like their phone number so you can confirm?

Is there anything else about my life I need to run by you before I do it? 

[Mike Honcho 5,250]

14 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

I wasn’t at home Tuesday night, dumbass. We were at a friend’s house Tuesday night. Would you like their phone number so you can confirm?

Is there anything else about my life I need to run by you before I do it? 

 

54 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

 

Fock off Strike. You’ve always been an insufferable a-hole and most of the time everyone lets it slide. So you can break you neck jumping off that high horse you’re riding.

I had a splint on my right hand for a week, and could only use my left hand. After the splint came off, I am able to use the right one, but it’s stiff as fock, so no, I won’t be around all the much for awhile.

Also,  if it wasn’t clear enough, I don’t give a fock what you think.

I think you were good after the first post.  Just my 2 cents.  

[The Phantom's Phantom 254]

1 hour ago, Strike said:

I think you're being a bit naive here Jerry.  Aren't you the one who always trots out "Occams Razor?"  After being an insufferable Koont for months,   @OldMaid vowed to be here on election night to give all us non lefties a shoulder to cry on and didn't even show up.   She couldn't be bothered to stop by the day after the election to take her crow and then conveniently needed surgery the day after that.  One of my colleagues from work's wife actually had carpal tunnel surgery the other day.  Was like an hour procedure.  I get that it makes one hand unusable but it's not gonna stop you from getting on the internet for a week.

The more likely scenario is @OldMaid waited until things died down a bit, came with her sympathy story about needing surgery and tried to just sneak in the back door after being such an insufferable koont for months.  I don't really care but I find it pretty sad personally.  And, if you look at the bored today, she's starting to insert herself all over the place.  So much for not being here much until she heals.   Or maybe she's just a super fast healer.

Why are you such a miserable dooshbag all time?  Seriously I wanna know?  You think it's funny?  You just like being a d?  You're so miserable that you can't help it?

There is ball busting and there is being a d.  You're just a d.

[OldMaid 2,130]

It’s fine. It’s going to take more than that to hurt my feelings. Outside of a select few, I think most people overestimate just how much I care about their opinions.

I’m done responding to the nonsense.

[TheNewGirl 1,453]

On 11/15/2024 at 5:01 PM, OldMaid said:

PM me your e-mail. 

Does everyone trust Jerry if I send him pictures?

No. 

 

hahahahaha

[OldMaid 2,130]

Now I wanna change my screen name to InsufferableKoont.

 Mikey, can we make that happen?

[Strike 5,412]

36 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

I wasn’t at home Tuesday night, dumbass. We were at a friend’s house Tuesday night. Would you like their phone number so you can confirm?

Is there anything else about my life I need to run by you before I do it? 

You went to a Kamalatoe victory party??  ROFLMAO.  Hey, I'm not the one who literally posted almost daily about how I would be here to console the other side when they lost.  Make up any excuse you want but you are the one who made that commitment, during your insufferable Koont era, which apparently hasn't ended.

[Strike 5,412]

19 minutes ago, The Phantom's Phantom said:

Why are you such a miserable dooshbag all time?  Seriously I wanna know?  You think it's funny?  You just like being a d?  You're so miserable that you can't help it?

There is ball busting and there is being a d.  You're just a d.

10 times banned alias says what?

[The Phantom's Phantom 254]

Just now, Strike said:

10 times banned alias says what?

Too much of a poohaa to answer I see.

[Mike Honcho 5,250]

1 minute ago, Strike said:

You went to a Kamalatoe victory party??  ROFLMAO.  Hey, I'm not the one who literally posted almost daily about how I would be here to console the other side when they lost.  Make up any excuse you want but you are the one who made that commitment, during your insufferable Koont era, which apparently hasn't ended.

When will yours end? 

[Reality 3,121]

28 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

It’s fine. It’s going to take more than that to hurt my feelings. Outside of a select few, I think most people overestimate just how much I care about their opinions.

I’m done responding to the nonsense.

Lol. Ran your mouth, lost in epic fashion, didn't show up to face the music. Still haven't, really. 

Just another liberal clown. Nobody would care about any of this if you weren't so absurdly confident. You couldn't STFU about how you had all this figured out... 

But yeah, you've somehow been wronged here. 

 

[WhiteWonder 2,721]

1 hour ago, OldMaid said:

You’re certainly entitled to your opinion, but this disappointments me coming from you.

Yes, I could have been here on Wed, but I was severely hung over and could barely keep more than one thought in my head. So yeah, I pvssied out there. Oh well, sh!t happens.

 

Oh, don’t get me wrong. I really couldn’t care less if you were here posting on election night or the day after. You do you

im just speculating on what’s being discussed. I did see a number of posts you made offering to be peoples support after Trump lost and sounding extremely confident, kind of cocky, that Kamala would win. 

In just saw you mention being at a friends on election night. I don’t think being at a watch party keeps you from looking at your phone and being able to visit fftoday.com. I’m doing it right now. It’s super easy and my gut says if things were flipped and looking like a Kamala landslide, you’d have been posting from your phone, drunk or not. Just as I suspect you’d have been here the following day to gloat and offer your emotional support to whichever posters you were going at (half of whom are blowhards themselves). 
 

so yeah, I don’t buy any of it but I also don’t care that you no showed 

[TrailGuy 554]

I think if you’re spending time analyzing what another poster should be doing you might want to get a life. I’d also like to thank OldMaid for taking the heat off me.

[jerryskids 6,719]

2 hours ago, Strike said:

I think you're being a bit naive here Jerry.  Aren't you the one who always trots out "Occams Razor?"  After being an insufferable Koont for months,   @OldMaid vowed to be here on election night to give all us non lefties a shoulder to cry on and didn't even show up.   She couldn't be bothered to stop by the day after the election to take her crow and then conveniently needed surgery the day after that.  One of my colleagues from work's wife actually had carpal tunnel surgery the other day.  Was like an hour procedure.  I get that it makes one hand unusable but it's not gonna stop you from getting on the internet for a week.

The more likely scenario is @OldMaid waited until things died down a bit, came with her sympathy story about needing surgery and tried to just sneak in the back door after being such an insufferable koont for months.  I don't really care but I find it pretty sad personally.  And, if you look at the bored today, she's starting to insert herself all over the place.  So much for not being here much until she heals.   Or maybe she's just a super fast healer.

 

1 hour ago, WhiteWonder said:

Meh. I don’t know much about strike but I think his post nailed it on the head. 
definitely hope @OldMaid has a speedy recovery but I highly doubt that had to do with her vanishing act. If Kamala wins, you think she doesn’t show up?

it reminds me of the people who whine about not having time for fantasy football because “real life” when their team is doing poorly but when it’s doing well, they are great and perfectly capable of managing a simple hobby as part of their real life. 

I would agree that she simply waited for things to cool off a bit and then used her surgery for a little sympathy and a smoother landing. 

For the record, the post you quoted of mine was merely stating that I was asked to verify that she had carpal tunnel surgery, and that's what I did.  I made no comment about the timing or her ability to post here.

26 minutes ago, Reality said:

Lol. Ran your mouth, lost in epic fashion, didn't show up to face the music. Still haven't, really. 

Just another liberal clown. Nobody would care about any of this if you weren't so absurdly confident. You couldn't STFU about how you had all this figured out... 

But yeah, you've somehow been wronged here. 

 

Sorry @OldMaid, but this is a good post, particularly the bolded.  You disappeared on election night and for days after.  Then we learn about your surgery.  But wait, you were at a friend's house on election night.  And hung over the next day.  

And in all of this, you haven't really eaten your crow.  You've turned into "Strike is a meanie" and you have Gutter defending you.

Just keeping it real.   

[The Phantom's Phantom 254]

2 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

 

For the record, the post you quoted of mine was merely stating that I was asked to verify that she had carpal tunnel surgery, and that's what I did.  I made no comment about the timing or her ability to post here.

Sorry @OldMaid, but this is a good post, particularly the bolded.  You disappeared on election night and for days after.  Then we learn about your surgery.  But wait, you were at a friend's house on election night.  And hung over the next day.  

And in all of this, you haven't really eaten your crow.  You've turned into "Strike is a meanie" and you have Gutter defending you.

Just keeping it real.   

Would it make you feel better if she posts that she was wrong?  I mean clearly she was, but you need her to post that to make yourself feel better?