What would be the news headline if Kamala was President?

[Alias Detective 1,458]

I’m damn sure tariffs would not be the main talking point.

What say you? 

[TBayXXXVII 2,656]

Communist States of America vote to give everyone $50k a year so that they don't have to work anymore if they don't want to.

 

Also, cost of living per year to not live in poverty, on average = $100k.

[Tree of Knowledge 2,096]

Everything is Awesome (from the same people that said Biden was in great shape) 

[The Real timschochet 7,362]

Market soars for 5th straight month. 

[The Real timschochet 7,362]

Four months following peace agreement, Ukraine begins to rebuild. 

[The Real timschochet 7,362]

Trump accepts plea deal- will accept 6 months probation and community service. 

[jbycho 754]

9 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Everything is Awesome (from the same people that said Biden was in great shape) 

The same idiots. 

1 minute ago, The Real timschochet said:

Market soars for 5th straight month. 

 

[Engorgeous George 2,332]

Secret Service Frees President from her Bathroom after Explaining to her the workings of a Door Knob.

Presidential kackle found to cause hens to stop laying.

Putin Accepts Presidential B.J. but does not follow through with a cease fire, as promised.

Nancy Pelosi's body discovered this morning in the Rose Garden.

Presidential Limo reconfigured as a Yellow School bus.

[Mark Davis 424]

Well for one thing nobody would be admitting Joe Biden was mentally unfit during his presidency. The lie would need to be continued. 

[jbycho 754]

9 minutes ago, Mark Davis said:

Well for one thing nobody would be admitting Joe Biden was mentally unfit during his presidency. The lie would need to be continued. 

If Harris was in power, the liberals would have  had to sniff out Biden. Just to make things easier.

But crap, if she was president, we would have 10 million more rapists and murderers come through our our borders and there would be raging wars around the world  that we would be funding big time. 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,524]

4 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

Four months following peace agreement, Ukraine begins to rebuild. 

Dems want the war ding dong

[Frozenbeernuts 2,330]

War between India and Pakistan heating up

Israel's attack on Iranian nuclear sites kicks off official start of war

War in Ukraine intensifies

Mark Carney to bring Candian policy to Kamala

[Hardcore troubadour 15,908]

Something about Trump

[gas 167]

Economy still not sliding into recession.    MAGAts insist Trump would do better.

[jerryskids 7,050]

POTUS sets White House record for online solitaire score!

[jbycho 754]

15 minutes ago, gas said:

Economy still not sliding into recession.    MAGAts insist Trump would do better.

You gays would love the attention. 

[jerryskids 7,050]

POTUS sets up daily conference call with Europe at noon, stating "it's 5:00 there *HICCUP*!"

[lickin_starfish 2,001]

Breaking News... The World respects the USA again!

 

[seafoam1 3,395]

"America Has Lost It's Mind"

[BunnysBastatrds 2,581]

 Prices Of Alcohol Inflation Skyrocket Due To Low Supply

[avoiding injuries 1,644]

“Americans Feel Unburdened by what has Been”