Horseman 2,601 Posted August 26 27 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said: It took a while but I figured it out. Horse. Budweiser. Go attack other beers as being gay so they forget about Bud Light prancing out a can with a tranny on it. Both gheyer than a 3 dollar bill. Learn to read: 41 minutes ago, Horseman said: If I had to name something gheyer than a tranny on the can this is it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 2,601 Posted August 26 My "stash" of 8 whole beers. JFC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 659 Posted August 26 3 minutes ago, Horseman said: If I had to name something gheyer than a tranny on the can this is it. Exactly. It's your job to try to name something Gheyer than a tranny on the can. We must be your test market. You go Mr. Clyde S Dale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Artest 1,753 Posted August 26 Teenagers are so easily triggered these days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 2,601 Posted August 26 Just now, The Elevator Killer said: Exactly. It's your job to try to name something Gheyer than a tranny on the can. We must be your test market. You go Mr. Clyde S Dale. ....so they forget about Bud Light prancing. Except I specifically used that in comparison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 659 Posted August 26 1 minute ago, Horseman said: ....so they forget about Bud Light prancing. Except I specifically used that in comparison. That's why you need a test market, to catch mistakes like that. Hey I think getting one of the horses into the corp. office is the best move they've made in years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,593 Posted August 26 I had a glass of Ruby red grapefruit juice with breakfast this morning. Gay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 2,601 Posted August 26 Just now, The Elevator Killer said: That's why you need a test market, to catch mistakes like that. Hey I think getting one of the horses into the corp. office is the best move they've made in years. Hint: More likely a flawed position by the viewer rather than my mistake when I pretty much lead out of the gate with it. There is dress wearing right in the poll question. Doh! But you continue on with that idiotic red herring if you want. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 659 Posted August 26 1 minute ago, MDC said: I had a glass of Ruby red grapefruit juice with breakfast this morning. Gay? Only if you click them three times to go home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 659 Posted August 26 1 minute ago, Horseman said: Hint: More likely a flawed position by the viewer rather than my mistake when I pretty much lead out of the gate with it. There is dress wearing right in the poll question. Doh! But you continue on with that idiotic red herring if you want. Meh. I have to go into a meeting. You boys have fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 2,601 Posted August 26 Hey guys. I checked my bread stash and I have 3 slices of multigrain gluten free left that I have to work my way through before switching it up to vegan pumpkin rye! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 2,601 Posted August 26 1 minute ago, The Elevator Killer said: Meh. I have to go into a meeting. You boys have fun. Smart choice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegeneral 3,340 Posted August 26 This IPA is too bitter. Yucky! Man up ladies. Has double the ABV. Look for a lower IBU number if you want less hoppy flavor. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegeneral 3,340 Posted August 26 Now let’s talk about coffee. Getting some fresh beans is def the way to go. Enjoy your Sanka! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 2,319 Posted August 26 Horsemanure outdoing himself with stupidity here. Has horrible taste in beer but doesn't realize it. Thinks budweiser and PBR taste good, because his palate isn't refined enough to handle a real beer. Thinks calling something effeminate is the worst insult ever because he's such an ALPHA. You're probably the biggest poossy in this place. Stop being obsessed about being perceived as masculine.We all know you're not, and are over compensating. Real men DGAF about being perceived as real men, because they know they are. Much like smart, successful men don't feel a need to talk about how smart and successful they are. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 206 Posted August 26 29 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said: Meh. I have to go into a meeting. You boys have fun. Is that old man Florida speak for going to a rub and tug Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Artest 1,753 Posted August 26 10 minutes ago, Fnord said: Horsemanure outdoing himself with stupidity here. Has horrible taste in beer but doesn't realize it. Thinks budweiser and PBR taste good, because his palate isn't refined enough to handle a real beer. Thinks calling something effeminate is the worst insult ever because he's such an ALPHA. You're probably the biggest poossy in this place. Stop being obsessed about being perceived as masculine.We all know you're not, and are over compensating. Real men DGAF about being perceived as real men, because they know they are. Much like smart, successful men don't feel a need to talk about how smart and successful they are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,592 Posted August 26 I like Craft beer because it’s different, just all the other craft beers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegeneral 3,340 Posted August 26 Drinking a fresh cup of the local coffee guy’s beans after traveling for week drinking the swill at the hotel. Nice to be home! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkeye21 2,421 Posted August 26 There's nothing feminine about liking good beer. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,938 Posted August 26 1 hour ago, MDC said: I had a glass of Ruby red grapefruit juice with breakfast this morning. Gay? It's || close to being cranberry juice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,593 Posted August 26 37 minutes ago, thegeneral said: Fondling the local coffee guy’s beans after traveling for work and drinking his swill at the hotel. Nice to be home! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegeneral 3,340 Posted August 26 13 minutes ago, MDC said: You should see this guy! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Artest 1,753 Posted August 26 1 hour ago, thegeneral said: Drinking a fresh cup of the local coffee guy’s beans after traveling for week drinking the swill at the hotel. Nice to be home! That is the worst part of traveling. I usually try and stay in Marriott properties and most of them have Starbucks which I don't like. They also don't open until 6 and I'm usually up earlier so I drink that in room sh1t just to get the first cup in. Coming home and getting my coffee is bliss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 659 Posted August 26 3 hours ago, Horseman said: Smart choice. Oh I'm shaking in my boots over a guy that has to go to a message board to brag about how much money he has because in real life people see you hitchhiking. If you have so much money why are you wasting time here instead of going out and enjoying life? Anyway just thought I would check in. I have a WORK project that I need to attend to and it's not shoveling horseshit for the local rancher. Now go to your stale old comeback of look at life's loser. Lame ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,736 Posted August 26 3 hours ago, thegeneral said: This IPA is too bitter. Yucky! Man up ladies. Has double the ABV. Look for a lower IBU number if you want less hoppy flavor. I'm not in a frat. ABV doesn't impress me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,545 Posted August 26 19 hours ago, Horseman said: Which one to get in touch with your feminine side? Let's hear it ladies. @OldMaid @TheNewGirl @peenie @GutterBoy Honorable Mentions: Espresso Martini Sangria Rosemary Steak Sauce Out of this, the coffee or the IPA? IPA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegeneral 3,340 Posted August 26 4 minutes ago, nobody said: I'm not in a frat. ABV doesn't impress me. Why do drink alcohol? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,593 Posted August 26 9 minutes ago, thegeneral said: Why do drink alcohol? I drink it for the hints of melon, citrus and passion fruit! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegeneral 3,340 Posted August 26 2 minutes ago, MDC said: I drink it for the hints of melon, citrus and passion fruit! You do you , Queen! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 2,319 Posted August 26 46 minutes ago, nobody said: I'm not in a frat. ABV doesn't impress me. It doesn't impress me, either. But it does mean I need fewer of them for a nice buzz. I'd much rather enjoy 5-6 tasty beers than tolerate 8-10 shitty ones for the same results. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,736 Posted August 26 39 minutes ago, thegeneral said: Why do drink alcohol? The buzz and the taste. Wouldn't you only need to be concerned about ABV if you were trying to get drunk as quickly as possible? That's not really a consideration for me, and if you're looking for ABV why wouldn't you just drink liquor? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,736 Posted August 26 2 minutes ago, Fnord said: It doesn't impress me, either. But it does mean I need fewer of them for a nice buzz. I'd much rather enjoy 5-6 tasty beers than tolerate 8-10 ty ones for the same results. I'm not even sure why you guys drink anything that tastes sh¡tty. There's plenty of options out there to get a buzz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 2,319 Posted August 26 2 minutes ago, nobody said: I'm not even sure why you guys drink anything that tastes sh¡tty. There's plenty of options out there to get a buzz. Because sometimes you're hanging out in a dive bar and you can get Hamms or PBR for $2-$3 for a tall can. Or sometimes you're doing something outdoors on a nice hot summer day and a cold Coors light tastes better than some heavy, hoppy beer. But generally, I agree. I didn't drink beer for ages until the recent hazy IPA fad, when I found a few new beers I really like. Whiskey is usually the go-to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegeneral 3,340 Posted August 26 3 minutes ago, nobody said: The buzz and the taste. Wouldn't you only need to be concerned about ABV if you were trying to get drunk as quickly as possible? That's not really a consideration for me, and if you're looking for ABV why wouldn't you just drink liquor? Because you don’t need to drink 6 of them like you would with say a lager. All beers and alcohol have their time and use. On a boat drinking all day light beers or some seltzers, with dinner some wine, after work to relax some bourbon, etc. With some friends an IPA is perfect as you catch a good buzz and only need a couple. These taprooms that are everywhere now are a great add to the world of boozing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegeneral 3,340 Posted August 26 8 minutes ago, nobody said: I'm not even sure why you guys drink anything that tastes sh¡tty. There's plenty of options out there to get a buzz. Sweet nectar. Love a good IPA. Get the IBU around 50 and it’s the perfect drink for a quick hang with some friends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 3,214 Posted August 26 17 hours ago, The Elevator Killer said: The only thing following you is the tail you got from that extra chromozome. LastWordGirl PeeEllie at it again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 659 Posted August 26 4 minutes ago, seafoam1 said: LastWordGirl PeeEllie at it again. Some girls get a frog that turns into a prince. I get the frog that turns into a toad. Where have you been for the last 17 hours? Out drinking IPA's with the boys? Rub my feet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegeneral 3,340 Posted August 26 10 minutes ago, seafoam1 said: LastWordGirl PeeEllie at it again. It’s Pudweiser! The King of Twats! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,736 Posted August 26 47 minutes ago, thegeneral said: Sweet nectar. Love a good IPA. Get the IBU around 50 and it’s the perfect drink for a quick hang with some friends. Is IBU of 50 high or low? I just drink things that taste good mostly. I don't get into brewing and distilling and all that. And I always consider it a blessing when I like cheap drinks. Coors banquet for the win. I can get it in anywhere and it's smooth as silk, baby! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites