What can you say about a theme park ride that you cant say about your wife ?

[MikeMatt 405]

I’ve been waiting on line 2 hours. When is it my turn ?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,635]

 The Carousel. Been on many 

 

[WhiteWonder 2,942]

(peefoam)  "Its real"

[weepaws 3,360]

29 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

I’ve been waiting on line 2 hours. When is it my turn ?

That’s a lie.  

[Fnord 2,563]

Well THAT was a fun ride!

[Fnord 2,563]

That almost made me puke!

[MikeMatt 405]

You have to be this tall to get on this ride. 

[MikeMatt 405]

I love the ups and downs but the real enjoyment is the splash at the end. 

[Fnord 2,563]

This ride is getting boring. I want to go on a different one.

[MikeMatt 405]

26 minutes ago, Fnord said:

This ride is getting boring. I want to go on a different one.

Don’t we all. 

[Drizzay 749]

Parts need lubrication in order to work.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,635]

 How many tickets do I need to enter this ride?

[t.j. booker 218]

I’m probably the only guy in town who’s been on this ride!

 

[Nomad99 820]

I thought I'd get wetter.....

[BunnysBastatrds 2,635]

 Who wants the back?

[Fnord 2,563]

56 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

Don’t we all. 

Yes, yes we do.

[Fnord 2,563]

But it's more fun the back and you feel the movement more!

[posty 2,822]

I am glad I have the Lightning Lane Pass…

[SUXBNME 1,606]

I don't have a wife

[5-Points 3,793]

I've ridden that one thousands of times. You go ahead, I'm gonna go get a corn dog. 

 

[5-Points 3,793]

Just now, SUXBNME said:

I don't have a life

 

[SUXBNME 1,606]

Just now, 5-Points said:

My wife likes sux more than me

 

[MikeMatt 405]

26 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

I don't have a wife

Lucky you. 

[SUXBNME 1,606]

5 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

Lucky you. 

I have a heterosexual life partner 

[5-Points 3,793]

58 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

You're right. She does like you more than I do.

[SUXBNME 1,606]

1 minute ago, 5-Points said:

You're right. She does like you more than I do.

Tell to be on time tonight, please. 

[5-Points 3,793]

2 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

Tell to be on time tonight, please. 

Tell your mom she still owes me money. I don't do those things to her for free.

 

[SUXBNME 1,606]

1 minute ago, 5-Points said:

Tell your mom she still owes me money. I don't do those things to her for free.

 

About that, she's got a bill for you from the free clinic.  Turns out it's not exactly free.  Go figure

[5-Points 3,793]

1 minute ago, SUXBNME said:

About that, she's got a bill for you from the free clinic.  Turns out it's not exactly free.  Go figure

Abortions aren't free. Why do you think you're here? 

[SUXBNME 1,606]

3 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Abortions aren't free. Why do you think you're here? 

Because your dad didn't pull out in time.  

[5-Points 3,793]

12 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

Because your dad didn't pull out in time.  

Like father, like son. 

[SUXBNME 1,606]

5 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Like father, like son. 

This is why nobody likes you. 

[5-Points 3,793]

2 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

This is why nobody likes you. 

Your mom does.

[Bier Meister 1,755]

its called "the Fredo"

 

two can ride at the same time

[kutulu 1,712]

These fast passes are expensive but worth it.

[jerryskids 7,116]

I meet the minimum size requirement.   

[dogcows 1,104]

Surprises you by going down so fast