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#1 Djgb13

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 06:49 PM

Any of you get this? I know some company's are offering it to dads and I think it's a great idea. Military offered it but it was less time than the mom got.

#2 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 06:52 PM

Real Dads don't take maternity leave. They bite through the umbilical cord, kiss the wife and baby then get their a$$ back to work. 


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#3 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 06:58 PM

Paid or unpaid?
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#4 NewbieJr

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 06:58 PM

Real men wait till they're retired to have kids.
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#5 MTSkiBum

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 07:01 PM

I get 1 week paid, i just talked with my manager about this today to let him know that my wife's due date is coming up.

 

But to be honest, I will still probably work 20 hours. My inlaw's will be here and i do not want to fall to far behind at work. Paternity leave isnt vacation and newborns are no fun, don't get my wrong my 2 year old daughter is a blast, but a newborn just poops, cries, and eats. 


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#6 cyclone24

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 07:01 PM

Real men wait till they're retired to have kids.


That made me lol...very nice.
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#7 bandrus1

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 07:16 PM

That made me lol...very nice.

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#8 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 07:16 PM

Real men wait till they're retired to have kids.


Real men keep their woman satisfied and their marriage intact. They don't cut and run when the going gets tough.

#9 bandrus1

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 07:24 PM

Real men keep their woman satisfied and their marriage intact.

 

 

Didnt you say that was like 3 times a year?



#10 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 07:25 PM

 
 
Didnt you say that was like 3 times a year?


No. Did you?

#11 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 07:27 PM

 
 
Didnt you say that was like 3 times a year?


That is only in a cuckold situation for Mrs. HT.
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#12 bandrus1

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 07:27 PM

nope my mistake it was raiderhaters.... carry on



#13 NewbieJr

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 07:49 PM

Lolol. Rough night for HT
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#14 NorthernVike

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 07:55 PM

Real men keep their woman satisfied and their marriage intact. They don't cut and run when the going gets tough.


Die already.

Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence

 

 



You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#15 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 07:55 PM

Lolol. Rough night for HT


I'm great. My wife and my kids are sleeping under my roof. Love it. What's going on in the apartment?

#16 Hardcore troubadour

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 07:58 PM

Die already.


What do you think wil get you? Your fat ass will fall through the ice, or you'll keel over at your desk because your ass is so fat?

#17 NorthernVike

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 08:10 PM

What do you think wil get you? Your fat ass will fall through the ice, or you'll keel over at your desk because your ass is so fat?


And here I thought only newbie had an ass fetish. Phag.

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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#18 Thornton Melon

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 08:20 PM

Yeah, I had paternity leave when my kids were born....it was called vacation time. 


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#19 jerryskids

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 09:42 PM

In the mid-90s when my son was born, I asked about paternity leave.  The answer I got:  "when you shiot a bowling ball out of your ass, we can discuss it."  :dunno:


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#20 12th Man

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:18 AM

I'm great. My wife and my kids are sleeping under my roof. Love it. What's going on in the apartment?

He's making chili and buying some wine coolers in preparation for a "special" night.

#21 dain11279

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:28 AM

Real men wait till they're retired to have kids.

 

:D


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#22 edjr

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:35 AM

When I started we got 1 week paid leave, we get 3 now.

 

I'd like one more, but unless my current baby momma wants to have one, it won't happen. (I hope)


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:22 AM

I took the better part of a week of both times but worked from the hospital. I don't have the luxury of alot of delegation 


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#24 porkbutt

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 08:36 AM

paternity leave :lol: