Trump To Throw Opening Day First Pitch?

[giraldi02 470]

Rumor is the Washington Nationals might have Trump throw out the first pitch on Monday.

Didn't the D.C. area go 90% for Clinton? Seems like an interesting idea by the Nationals to detract from Opening Day with a potential PR backlash.

I kinda hope he does do it though.

::popcorn::

[Mike Honcho 4,035]

In the dirt, 10 feet wide & short of the catcher.

[MDC 5,891]

I'm sure he will wear really manly jeans like Wrangler ... in waist size 44.

[NewbieJr 540]

OMG. I'd pay to see that unathletic, fat P.O.S attempt to throw a ball.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I just want to see if the combover flips or even moves at all.

 

 

I'd pay money to see Melania throw it.

[Mike Honcho 4,035]

It will be funny to see who he blames when the throw is bad.

[NewbieJr 540]

Any chances of a security lapse? Maybe a grounds crew person thinking ahead and smuggling/hiding a weapon? Asking for a friend?

[giraldi02 470]

[kutulu 1,545]

Best opening day first pitch ever

[posty 2,296]

If Trump does get assassinated, Newbie is going to be the #1 suspect...

[patweisers44 697]

Think his hands are big enough to hold a baseball? Has anyone ever thrown a first pitch with a Nerf © ball?

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Think his hands are big enough to hold a baseball?

 

[Mike Honcho 4,035]

Any chances of a security lapse? Maybe a grounds crew person thinking ahead and smuggling/hiding a weapon? Asking for a friend?

 

Is your friend...REGGIE JACKSON!

 

[drobeski 3,061]

Can't get worse than barry

[NewbieJr 540]

If Trump does get assassinated, Newbie is going to be the #1 suspect...

You mean my friend

[NewbieJr 540]

Think his hands are big enough to hold a baseball? Has anyone ever thrown a first pitch with a Nerf © ball?

Maybe they'll let him use a golf ball

[mighty_thor 115]

Any chances of a security lapse? Maybe a grounds crew person thinking ahead and smuggling/hiding a weapon? Asking for a friend?

You better ditch the smart tv and go off the grid. The FBI is watching you.

[kutulu 1,545]

Can't get worse than barry

that's what I thought

[giraldi02 470]

Alas, Trump won't do it after all. Apparently there's a scheduling conflict.

[MDC 5,891]

Alas, Trump won't do it after all. Apparently there's a scheduling conflict.

Golf outing?

[Alias Detective 1,179]

OMG. I'd pay to see that unathletic, fat P.O.S attempt to throw a ball.

Buy a ticket to the game then big mouth.

[dain11279 928]

Golf outing?

 

[NewbieJr 540]

Buy a ticket to the game then big mouth.

Trump pussied out. No worries.

[Alias Detective 1,179]

Any chances of a security lapse? Maybe a grounds crew person thinking ahead and smuggling/hiding a weapon? Asking for a friend?

You mean my friend

 

Trump pussied out. No worries.

 

To be fair, there likely were threats.

[NewbieJr 540]

 

To be fair, there likely were threats.

And as I said, Trump's a pussie

[posty 2,296]

To be fair, there likely were threats.

Newbie has already been reported to the FBI...

[NewbieJr 540]

Newbie has already been reported to the FBI...

there's a law against hoping?

[posty 2,296]

there's a law against hoping?

You want to see our President assassinated?

[drobeski 3,061]

I think Trump would kick obama's ass in a street fight. Easily.

[NewbieJr 540]

I think Trump would kick obama's ass in a street fight. Easily.

now that's funny. He'd have to get it done in 5 seconds or less. He's pushing 3 bills these days.

[edjr 5,566]

Nope. This Report has been debunked.

Fake news

[drobeski 3,061]

now that's funny. He'd have to get it done in 5 seconds or less. He's pushing 3 bills these days.

obama was by far the wimpiest president ever. Skinny weakling who threw like a girl.

Couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.

[edjr 5,566]

obama was by far the wimpiest president ever. Skinny weakling who threw like a girl.

Couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.

 

the edjr of presidents, minus the throwing like a girl

[Hardcore troubadour 12,650]

obama was by far the wimpiest president ever. Skinny weakling who threw like a girl.

Couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.

Bathhouse Barry.

[NewbieJr 540]

obama was by far the wimpiest president ever. Skinny weakling who threw like a girl.

Couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.

I'm certainly not implying that Obama is tough. I'm simply saying that he would pound the crap out of that fat out-of-shape piece of trump.

[edjr 5,566]

I'm certainly not implying that Obama is tough. I'm simply saying that he would pound the crap out of that fat out-of-shape piece of ###### trump.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isfn4OxCPQs

[cmh6476 755]

He'll probably come to kc to throw out the first pitch of the world series. We voted for him here.

 

[drobeski 3,061]

I'm certainly not implying that Obama is tough. I'm simply saying that he would pound the crap out of that fat out-of-shape piece of ###### trump.

it'd be like swatting mosquitos...no chance a Barry punch even hurts. He'd struggle to give someone a charlie horse.

[NewbieJr 540]

it'd be like swatting mosquitos...no chance a Barry punch even hurts. He'd struggle to give someone a charlie horse.

lol.

[Gepetto 987]

In the dirt, 10 feet wide & short of the catcher.

 

He was an athlete, and a good one. He'll probably throw a strike and you'll suck his cack!