have you ever had sex with a virgin?

[mahan day 4]

how was it? i never have. my ex wife did though when i was 22. it was quick. the look of disgust in her eyes was something i got used to over the years. my foreplay was always "hey baby, u mind if i disappoint you for five minutes?"

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Back in HS. Most of the time, it was really good, but I could have been sticking my d!ck in a watermelon and it would have felt really good.

 

Lately, I have just been tagging a lot of Geek Club moms, so it has sort of been the hotdog/hallway thing.

[MDC 5,899]

Only if you count anal.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Only if you count anal.

I don't think that he wants you to talk about all of the time spent with the Boy Scouts.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Not in a very very long time

[JackARoot 2]

Actually my first time was her first time too. A girl I met on Spring Break in Florida It was pretty quick, but not bad. We ended up doing it again in short order.

 

Also, a girlfriend in high school that I dated for several years. She said it hurt, but it got better in the future. None since then though.

[Big Blue 06 195]

My wife was a virgin when we met. I quickly fixed that for her.

[SUXBNME 1,340]

My wife was a virgin when we met. My dad quickly fixed that for her.

fixed

[wiffleball 4,649]

My wife was a virgin when we met. I quickly fixed that for her.

 

Hooked her up with another guy?

[SUXBNME 1,340]

 

Hooked her up with another guy?

Beat ya to it, assmeg.

[TheNewGirl 1,034]

My first was also his first. Didn't last long, I didn't finish...but we practiced a lot and it got much better.

[IGotWorms 3,321]

Your sister

[The Pope 8]

[NewbieJr 540]

My first was also his first. Didn't last long, I didn't finish...but we practiced a lot and it got much better.

Does that mean come? That's hot. Fap fap fap fap

[Phurfur 70]

[mahan day 4]

Actually my first time was her first time too. A girl I met on Spring Break in Florida It was pretty quick, but not bad. We ended up doing it again in short order.

 

Also, a girlfriend in high school that I dated for several years. She said it hurt, but it got better in the future. None since then though.

 

side note. my favorite movie ever is hoosiers. i lived in marion, indiana for 7 years as a kid. i love indiana. i miss basketball and lightening bugs. marion giants were awesome when i lived there.

[jerryskids 5,213]

Nope. The only girl I slept with in HS had slept with her previous BF. In college I mostly targeted horny skanks for one-night stands.

[timschochet 3]

Back in HS. Most of the time, it was really good, but I could have been sticking my d!ck in a watermelon and it would have felt really good.

 

Try cantaloupe. It feels much better than watermelon. Trust me.

[IGotWorms 3,321]

Nope, never did a virgin. I'm perfectly fine with that too. I do wish I had gotten around a bit more in college rather than spending three years with the same girlfriend, but I've never regretted not doing a virgin.

[timschochet 3]

Nope, never did a virgin. I'm perfectly fine with that too. I do wish I had gotten around a bit more in college rather than spending three years with the same girlfriend, but I've never regretted not doing a virgin.

You didn't miss much. You usually have to be very slow and gentle with virgins because the first time penetration hurts them. Especially if you have a big like me.

[southcarolina 166]

Yes.

[SUXBNME 1,340]

You didn't miss much. You usually have to be very slow and gentle with virgins because the first time penetration hurts them. Especially if you have a big ###### like me.

You can't even say vag1na here anymore?

[BiPolarBear 476]

I wanted to marry a virgin, so I decided to get out of the city and find me a sheltered country girl who had not been corrupted. I found a great looking girl that had never even been in a date in a car. She said she had never been with anybody and we agreed to wait until the wedding night. When we finally got in bed, I noticed that her pubic area was smooth and hairless on one side. I ask her what was going on and she said the brass buttons on the boys overall flys had worn the hair down where it "just would no grow no more".

 

Damn.

 

(On the bright side; she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.)

[5-Points 2,736]

You can't even say vag1na here anymore?

 

[southcarolina 166]

I have, however, been promised a whole slew of virgins, as soon as i deliver one simple package to an undisclosed government building.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

 

My first was also his first. Didn't last long, I didn't finish...but we practiced a lot and it got much better.

 

 

Actually my first time was her first time too. A girl I met on Spring Break in Florida It was pretty quick, but not bad. We ended up doing it again in short order.]

 

Draw you own conclusions.

[SUXBNME 1,340]

 

Actually my first time was her first time too. A girl I met on Spring Break in Florida It was pretty quick, but not bad. We ended up doing it again in short order.]

 

Draw you own conclusions.

My conclusion is that you are the suck with the quoting function here.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Ever since mike got the snazzy new hamster, you can't multi quote anymore, and cut and paste on a phone is a pita.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,925]

Ever since mike got the snazzy new hamster, you can't multi quote anymore, and cut and paste on a phone is a pita.

 

 

I'm having the same problems so don't fret it.

 

I can't quote articles anymore unles I go the extra mile. Why?

[SUXBNME 1,340]

 

Actually my first time was her first time too. A girl I met on Spring Break in Florida It was pretty quick, but not bad. We ended up doing it again in short order.]

 

Draw you own conclusions.

 

Ever since mike got the snazzy new hamster, you can't multi quote anymore, and cut and paste on a phone is a pita.

 

Ever since mike got the snazzy new hamster, you can't multi quote anymore, and cut and paste on a phone is a pita.

News to me

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

 

 

News to me

Maybe it's just the mobile version that can't. Our maybe I'm an idiot, that is certainly possible.

[SUXBNME 1,340]

Maybe it's just the mobile version that can't. Our maybe I'm an idiot, that is certainly possible.

I'll go with both.

[SUXBNME 1,340]

Also, Naomi will come around to my irresistible charm eventually

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Also, Naomi will come around to my irresistible charm eventually

And you will Sprain your cack on her hymen of steel.

[SUXBNME 1,340]

And you will Sprain your cack on her hymen of steel.

I hate hymens of steel

[BunnysBastatrds 1,925]

I hate hymens of steel

 

Buster has refrained from posting here once again.

[NewbieJr 540]

TitansBucsBears is to quotes as Suxbnme is to avatars.

[JackARoot 2]

 

Actually my first time was her first time too. A girl I met on Spring Break in Florida It was pretty quick, but not bad. We ended up doing it again in short order.]

 

Draw you own conclusions.

[The Pope 8]

Hey Mahan,

 

Someone drop a quarter on the floor behind you.

[BiPolarBear 476]

Also, Naomi will come around to my irresistible charm eventually

If she starts over-analyzing the idea now, she should be ready about 10 years after you're dead.