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#1 dain11279

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 08:32 AM

No, thanks. I'd rather jump off a cliff. Already has a 3 year old son at home too :o

 

He keeps telling us that his wife says he will still be able to golf twice a week :lol:


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#2 edjr

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 08:34 AM

Poor bastard couldn't knock up his wife, had to to in vitro. Sad


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#3 IGotWorms

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 08:36 AM

He keeps telling us that his wife says he will still be able to golf twice a week :lol:


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#4 Gladiators

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 08:41 AM

Sorry for your loss. T&P's



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Posted 16 May 2018 - 08:42 AM

He keeps telling us that his wife says he will still be able to golf twice a week :lol:

 

Oh, that's cute.



#6 edjr

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 08:45 AM

I golfed twice a week with a newborn.  Monday after work and once on the weekend.  she encouraged me to go.

 

sure, that's not 3 newborns, but then again, I wasn't dumb enough to risk that with in vitro.

 

No one has triplets, without a little "help"

 

 

 

 the odds of naturally conceiving with triplets are around 1 in every 9000 births. Via fertility assistance, the likelihood increases to around 1 in every 40. By far the most likely way to conceive with triplets is to have fertility assistance and/or take medication which increases ovulation.
 

 

 


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#7 Cruzer

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 08:47 AM

I golfed twice a week with a newborn.  Monday after work and once on the weekend.  she encouraged me to go.

Perks of having a huge c0ck. :thumbsup:



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Posted 16 May 2018 - 11:03 AM

damn! that's scary stuff.


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#9 tanatastic

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 11:57 AM

Life...over.

#10 dain11279

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 12:00 PM

Life...over.

 

Right?

 

They had the kids a couple hours ago by the way, mom and babies all seem to be healthy :)


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#11 WhiteWonder

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 12:23 PM

I'd take twins let alone triplets. Lucky guy

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#12 KSB2424

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 12:26 PM

Cool!

All boys? Girls? Mixed bag?

Can size of mom?

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#13 dain11279

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 12:52 PM

2 boys, 1 girl

Guessing 36C on mom, daughter was hard to predict even though she was nekkid :o

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#14 Mike Honcho

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 01:03 PM

No, thanks. I'd rather jump off a cliff. Already has a 3 year old son at home too :o

 

He keeps telling us that his wife says he will still be able to golf twice a week :lol:

 

 

Triplets!!!!! He must be a millionaire to hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money, least the kind of chicks that'd triple up on a dude that's friends with you.  :thumbsup:



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Posted 17 May 2018 - 10:10 AM

IVF?... always hear those stories, buddy of mine used IVF both pregnancies second time ended up with twins

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#16 Gladiators

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 10:29 AM

Your buddy still alive?

Kids all healthy?

#17 dain11279

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 10:32 AM

Your buddy still alive?

Kids all healthy?

 

I saw him in the hallway shortly after they had them (I work at the hospital they're in). This was yesterday, asked him if he was still golfing in the afternoon :D

 

As far as I know everything went well. I haven't heard anything since they had the little fockers so I'm assuming no news is good news :)

 

Good to hear too. Twins and triplets could always turn into a dicey situation. One of my other friends had twins last year. They arrived about 10 weeks early, poor little guys were in the children's hospital for about 3 months. Everything is ok with them now too though :thumbsup:


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#18 Mungwater

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 10:51 AM

 
I saw him in the hallway shortly after they had them (I work at the hospital they're in).


Cleaning a hospital sh!tter has to be the worst.

#19 Gladiators

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 10:57 AM

Cleaning a hospital sh!tter has to be the worst.


Birthing room is even worse. I am going to get the shitterr job one day.

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 11:12 AM

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 07:32 PM

In junior high they had a set of triplets. All girls and all identical.34B's. Couldn't tell them apart except the concert shirts they wore. Tammy wore Ozzy shirts. Tina wore Loverboy shirts. And Tia Marie wore Duran Duran shirts.

They were evil b!tches. Got away with murder. They played the trace card beautifuly.

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#22 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 07:58 PM

My little sister has been trying. Doing the ivf thing. She is finally pregnant and goes in for the ultrasound next week. She is terrified that she has a whole litter going on in there.