ilovemustachios 0 Posted March 30, 2006 1) Would you rather vurp or shart? 2) 1 Thing you'd take to a desert island 3) What's your thoughts on a group of 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other ( talking) 4) Choose 1 pizza topping 5) Are you attracted to animals? 6) TDZ or FFT 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump 8) Ever shot a gun? 9) Great taste or Less Filling 10) Make up a good survey question Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
George Carlin 1 Posted March 30, 2006 1) your mom 2) your mom 3) your mom 4) your mom 5) your mom 6) your mom 7) your mom 8) your mom 9) your mom 10) your mom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recidivist 1 Posted March 30, 2006 1) Would you rather vurp or shart?2) 1 Thing you'd take to a desert island 3) What's your thoughts on a group of 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other ( talking) 4) Choose 1 pizza topping 5) Are you attracted to animals? 6) TDZ or FFT 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump 8) Ever shot a gun? 9) Great taste or Less Filling 10) Make up a good survey question 1) vurp 2) guitar 3) wow, what an intellectual discourse 4) anchovies 5) not sexually 6) FFT 7) Sophia Loren circa early 1950s 8) Yes 9) Great taste 10) Powder or freebase? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted March 30, 2006 1) Would you rather vurp or shart?2) 1 Thing you'd take to a desert island 3) What's your thoughts on a group of 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other ( talking) 4) Choose 1 pizza topping 5) Are you attracted to animals? 6) TDZ or FFT 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump 8) Ever shot a gun? 9) Great taste or Less Filling 10) Make up a good survey question 1) How much liquid? I'd say vurp. 2) A helicopter 3) It doesn't matter what color, it's just a way to get attention. 4) Sausage. 5) Not sexually. 6) TDZ 7) Christina Aguilara 8) Yes 9) Less filling. 10) Who's your favorite poster? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirRam 3 Posted March 30, 2006 1) Would you rather vurp or shart? vurp. i only own 3 boxer shorts so one shart will throw off the laundry rotation. 2) 1 Thing you'd take to a desert island. A yacht to get me off the desert island. 3) What's your thoughts on a group of 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other ( talking). Ow no you dah' ahnt! 4) Choose 1 pizza topping. ferret 5) Are you attracted to animals? if they sizzle on my plate and taste good in A-1 then hell yeah. 6) TDZ or FFT. TDZ 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump. Lassie 8) Ever shot a gun? 9) Great taste or Less Filling. Taste great. I’ve never understood this whole less filling crapola. If you're full on food, do shots. If you're full on beer, piss. 10) Make up a good survey question. In the context of both the genre and time, which band change their respective music scene more: Nirvana or Guns-n-Roses? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
footballpowers 0 Posted March 30, 2006 1. vurp 2. a boat 3. hey, there is 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other 4. bacon 5. Negative 6. TDZ (you can use bad words and post nekid pictures) 7. Eva Mendez 8. yes 9. great taste 10. Would you like to touch my monkey? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted March 30, 2006 1) Would you rather vurp or shart? - vurp. if you shart you're day is ruined trying to cover up the smell and change your pants 2) 1 Thing you'd take to a desert island - water 3) What's your thoughts on a group of 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other ( talking) - can size? 4) Choose 1 pizza topping - bacon 5) Are you attracted to animals? - no 6) TDZ or FFT - day to day. today it would be FFT 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump - Morgan Fairchild 8) Ever shot a gun? - yep 9) Great taste or Less Filling - great taste 10) Make up a good survey question - favorite cartoon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ilovemustachios 0 Posted March 30, 2006 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump. Lassie and definately Nirvana edited because that sounded like I want to hump Nirvana....Nirvana was more influential than G&R Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessy 0 Posted March 30, 2006 1) Would you rather vurp or shart? Vurp. 2) 1 Thing you'd take to a desert island: Journal (with writing utensil attached) 3) What's your thoughts on a group of 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other ( talking)? Klassy! 4) Choose 1 pizza topping: Green peppers. 5) Are you attracted to animals? Not sexually. 6) TDZ or FFT? TDZ. 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump: Matt Leinart. 8) Ever shot a gun? Not even a BB gun. 9) Great taste or Less Filling? Great taste. 10) Make up a good survey question: What is your favorite smell? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Black Label Society Posted March 30, 2006 1) Would you rather vurp or shart?2) 1 Thing you'd take to a desert island 3) What's your thoughts on a group of 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other ( talking) 4) Choose 1 pizza topping 5) Are you attracted to animals? 6) TDZ or FFT 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump 8) Ever shot a gun? 9) Great taste or Less Filling 10) Make up a good survey question 1) Vurp 2) Teletransporter 3) Is there a Beyonce concert coming up? 4) Sausage 5) Only on metal grills with marinade 6) TDZ (I like to say ######) 7) Alanis Morrisette (don't ask why...she just looks NASTY KINKY to me) 8) Yes 9) Great Taste 10) Swifter: Barry or Emmitt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted March 30, 2006 1) Would you rather vurp or shart? 2) 1 Thing you'd take to a desert island: Tiffani-Amber Thiessen 3) What's your thoughts on a group of 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other ( talking)? Why can't they share the crack? 4) Choose 1 pizza topping: Tiffani-Amber Thiessen 5) Are you attracted to animals? Sexually. 6) TDZ or FFT? TDZ. 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump: Tiffani-Amber Thiessen 8) Ever shot a gun? Yes 9) Great taste or Less Filling? Tiffani-Amber Thiessen 10) Make up a good survey question: Do you like naked pictures of Tiffani-Amber Thiessen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ilovemustachios 0 Posted March 30, 2006 This is gunna make a fantastic spin off survey So Far: What is your favorite smell? favorite cartoon? Would you like to touch my monkey? In the context of both the genre and time, which band change their respective music scene more: Nirvana or Guns-n-Roses? Who's your favorite poster? Powder or freebase? Swifter: Barry or Emmitt? Do you like naked pictures of Tiffani-Amber Thiessen? Pretty face & so-so body or butter face & smokin' bod? Necrophilia, Yes or No? What would you do if money were no object? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davebg 0 Posted March 30, 2006 1) Vurp 2) A hot, mute woman 3) I must be in a movie theater 4) Grilled chicken 5) Notsomuch 6) FFT 7) Scarlett Johansson 8) Just the one in my pants 9) It doesn't taste great, so the answer MUST be less filling...why else would you drink that crap? 10) Pretty face & so-so body or butter face & smokin' bod? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessy 0 Posted March 30, 2006 9) It doesn't taste great, so the answer MUST be less filling...why else would you drink that crap? Hmmmmm ... I took that as a question of which you'd rather have; a beer that tastes good or tastes like ass but isn't filling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted March 30, 2006 10) Pretty face & so-so body or butter face & smokin' bod? Was done about a year ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted March 30, 2006 1) Would you rather vurp or shart? Both at the same time2) 1 Thing you'd take to a desert island A canteloupe tree 3) What's your thoughts on a group of 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other ( talking) Arming myself with flamethrower 4) Choose 1 pizza topping Live Cobras 5) Are you attracted to animals? Depends on whether they put out 6) TDZ or FFT I am a free agent 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump Kermit the Frog 8) Ever shot a gun? Only at myself 9) Great taste or Less Filling Miller Lite sucks my hairy taint 10) Make up a good survey question Necrophilia, Yes or No? Done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted March 30, 2006 1) shart, I hate anything to do with vomit. 2) hat 3) whatever, they're teenagers 4) cheese 5) yes 6) TDZ 7) Salma Hayek 8) Yes 9) Great taste 10) What would you do if money were no object? Hmmmmm ... I took that as a question of which you'd rather have; a beer that tastes good or tastes like ass but isn't filling. I didn't take it as a beer question at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted March 30, 2006 1) Vurp. 2) Evangeline Lilly. 3) STFU. 4) Pepperoni. 5) Only in a pinch. 6) TDZ. 7) Kathy Ireland, mid-eighties vintage. 8) Yes. I've actually literally shot a gun with another gun. 9) Great taste. 10) Vacation or Christmas Vacation? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted March 30, 2006 1) Would you rather vurp or shart? Vurp. 2) 1 Thing you'd take to a desert island. Rachel Weisz. 3) What's your thoughts on a group of 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other ( talking ) Some girl went on a conjugal prison visit with the other girl's boyfriend. 4) Choose 1 pizza topping Pepperoni 5) Are you attracted to animals? In a platonic way, yes. 6) TDZ or FFT TDZ 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump Rachel Weisz 8) Ever shot a gun? No 9) Great taste or Less Filling Great taste 10) Make up a good survey question Why are you so gay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeremy 0 Posted March 30, 2006 1. Vurp 2. Bible 3. Why are they screaming at each other? 4. Sausage 5. No 6. FFT (never been to TDZ) 7. Natalie Portman 8. Nothing stronger than a pellet gun 9. Great Taste (but don't drink beer) 10. If you take one round trip in a time machine, where would you go, and what would do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon 0 Posted March 30, 2006 1) vurp 2) golf clubs 3) not a one of em sucks cack 4) shrimp 5) only kangaroos 6) FFT 7) Kristen Davis 8) Yep 9) Great taste 10) Ginger, Marianne, or the Professor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted March 30, 2006 Shouldn't 2) and 7) automatically have the same answer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted March 30, 2006 2) golf clubs at least a sand wedge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessy 0 Posted March 30, 2006 Shouldn't 2) and 7) automatically have the same answer? Not necessarily. I honestly doubt Matt Leinart would make good company stranded on an island. He's pretty much just eye candy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,389 Posted March 30, 2006 1) Vurp (doesn't mess anything up) 2) A fishing net 3) 4) Ham 5) No 6) FFT 7) Patty cake 8) Yes 9) Great taste 10) Ass or breast Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ilovemustachios 0 Posted March 30, 2006 HERE ARE THE CORRECT ANSWERS YOU CAN GRADE YOUR OWN PAPER 1) Would you rather vurp or shart? shurp, varting's not bad either 2) 1 Thing you'd take to a desert island my pemus 3) What's your thoughts on a group of 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other ( talking) racism is sweet 4) Choose 1 pizza topping chicken wings 5) Are you attracted to animals? yes, magnetically 6) TDZ or FFT wherever Toro isn't 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump Bea Arthur 8) Ever shot a gun? Does it count if it went off in my vagina? 9) Great taste or Less Filling Lite beers make baby Jesus cry 10) Make up a good survey question Make up a good survey question Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zen 0 Posted March 30, 2006 1) Would you rather vurp or shart? Dunno.2) 1 Thing you'd take to a desert island My wife 3) What's your thoughts on a group of 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other ( talking) Oh shut up and kiss each other already 4) Choose 1 pizza topping shrooms 5) Are you attracted to animals? Not sexually. I'd sooner kill a human than an animal. 6) TDZ or FFT TDZ 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump I want to say Selma Hayek, but Angolie Jolie is nearly as hot and we all know Jolie is 1000X freakier in bed, so Jolie. 8) Ever shot a gun? Yes. 9) Great taste or Less Filling 10) Make up a good survey question Han Solo, James Bond, or Tyler Durden? ok. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lindust20 2 Posted March 30, 2006 1) Would you rather vurp or shart? Vurp2) 1 Thing you'd take to a desert island. bug spray 3) What's your thoughts on a group of 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other ( talking) it happens all the time what do you mean? 4) Choose 1 pizza topping pepperoni 5) Are you attracted to animals? some 6) TDZ or FFT fft then tdz but fft back was much better before crashing 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump eva longoria 8) Ever shot a gun? bb gun? 9) Great taste or Less Filling taste 10) Make up a good survey question Do m&m's really melt in your mouth and not in your hand? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juniper 0 Posted March 30, 2006 1. Vurp. 2. Water. 3. Repeal the 13th Amendment. 4. Ham. 5. Sure. 6. FFT. 7. Princess Di early '80's vintage. 8. No. 9. Great taste. 10. Favorite Beatles song? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
golden eagles 0 Posted March 30, 2006 1) Would you rather vurp or shart? shart 2) 1 Thing you'd take to a desert island my woobie 3) What's your thoughts on a group of 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other ( talking) 4) Choose 1 pizza topping sausage 5) Are you attracted to animals? no 6) TDZ or FFT FFT 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump Madonna, not cause she's the hottest, cause it'd be the fock of a lifetime 8) Ever shot a gun? yes & killed animals with them, see above 9) Great taste or Less Filling great taste 10) Make up a good survey question Does duke suck or does duke swallow? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted March 30, 2006 1) Would you rather vurp or shart? Vurp 2) 1 Thing you'd take to a desert island Food 3) What's your thoughts on a group of 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other ( talking) :ratsass: 4) Choose 1 pizza topping Pepperoni 5) Are you attracted to animals? Only your mom. 6) TDZ or FFT TDS 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump Alyssa Milano, circa about 1999 8) Ever shot a gun? No 9) Great taste or Less Filling Tast 10) Make up a good survey question Who will win a Super Bowl first, the Vikings or the Bills? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,213 Posted March 30, 2006 1) Would you rather vurp or shart? -- vurp 2) 1 Thing you'd take to a desert island -- a bing slingshot 3) What's your thoughts on a group of 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other ( talking) --STFU 4) Choose 1 pizza topping -- breast milk 5) Are you attracted to animals? -- only female ones 6) TDZ or FFT -- Depends 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump -- Alyssa Milano, in her prime. 8) Ever shot a gun? -- Of course, I am a man. 9) Great taste or Less Filling -- Great taste 10) Make up a good survey question -- what bored member would you most like to fock? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight 0 Posted March 31, 2006 1) Would you rather vurp or shart? vurp I guess.. 2) 1 Thing you'd take to a desert island- my bed 3) What's your thoughts on a group of 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other ( talking)- uh, muzzle? 4) Choose 1 pizza topping- cheese 5) Are you attracted to animals? Define animals... 6) TDZ or FFT- both 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump- prolly Rick Fox 8) Ever shot a gun? Yes. A water gun. 9) Great taste or Less Filling- Great taste and very filling. 10) Make up a good survey question- Warm or cold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted March 31, 2006 1) Would you rather vurp or shart? Vurp. 2) 1 Thing you'd take to a desert(ed?) island airplane. 3) What's your thoughts on a group of 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other ( talking) 4) Choose 1 pizza topping Carne. 5) Are you attracted to animals? Non sexually, yes. 6) TDZ or FFT Depends on the post. More serious, fft. 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump Thomas Jane 8) Ever shot a gun? BB. 9) Great taste or Less Filling If we're talking beer, great taste. 10) Make up a good survey question Have you ever flown in a dream? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgod 0 Posted March 31, 2006 1) Would you rather vurp or shart? shart 2) 1 Thing you'd take to a desert island beer 3) What's your thoughts on a group of 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other ( talking) how cliche 4) Choose 1 pizza topping buffalo chicken 5) Are you attracted to animals? no 6) TDZ or FFT TDZ in the offseason; FFT during football season 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump Jacqueline Obradors 8) Ever shot a gun? Yes 9) Great taste or Less Filling Great taste 10) Make up a good survey question Dark chocolate, milk chocolate or white chocolate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMoney 0 Posted March 31, 2006 1) Would you rather vurp or shart? shart after having finger pulled 2) 1 Thing you'd take to a desert island.. food 3) What's your thoughts on a group of 3 or more black teenage girls screaming at each other ( talking) "i guess they are all holla back girls 4) Choose 1 pizza topping bacon 5) Are you attracted to animals? jessica rabbit was hot in her day 6) TDZ or FFT.. TDZ, ya you know me... 7) Celebrity you'd most like to hump Beyonce.. 8) Ever shot a gun? water gun? yes...ok, shotgun also..no to paintgun..no to potato gun.. 9) Great taste or Less Filling after 3 I barely notice 10) Make up a good survey question have you ever heard your parents DOING IT and what were your first thoughts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirRam 3 Posted March 31, 2006 and definately Nirvana edited because that sounded like I want to hump Nirvana....Nirvana was more influential than G&R Agreed. Although I've heard a good argument for GNR simply for stripping the hair bands of their synthesized crap and getting back to sex, drugs, words well before Bleach reintroduced wandering riffs and feedback (God bless Hendrix). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites